# My balls hurt
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [June 7, 2005, 4:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818 "2005-06-07T16:18:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@rookee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rookee)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2005, 7:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818/21 "2005-06-07T19:30:53Z")
> [@newchic](#):
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> I bought Eurodad this green goldbond powder because I was told it was “like a cool breeze” in your shorts… he works outside and gets sweaty and sore down there… so the other night he decides to take a shower and then put this powder on… the next thing I know… he is diving back in the shower in a panic… the powder … apparently… burns…
yeah learned that the hard way in college… also nair makes your nipples bleed :crying:
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### Author:  [@jinxxycat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jinxxycat)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2005, 7:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818/22 "2005-06-07T19:34:15Z")
> [@rookee](#):
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> also nair makes your nipples bleed :crying:
:doh: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:
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### Author:  [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2005, 7:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818/23 "2005-06-07T19:34:54Z")
> [@rookee](#):
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> yeah learned that the hard way in college… also nair makes your nipples bleed :crying:
I was going to ask why you would put nair on your nipples but I’ve decided that maybe I don’t want to know
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### Author:  [@jinxxycat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jinxxycat)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2005, 7:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818/24 "2005-06-07T19:37:30Z")
> [@newchic](#):
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> I was going to ask why you would put nair on your nipples but I’ve decided that maybe I don’t want to know
thank GOD it wasn’t a girl that posted that! ROTF!!!
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### Author:  [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2005, 7:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818/25 "2005-06-07T19:39:10Z")
I have always used a razor to shave my legs… so it is ALARMING to me that a man knows more about Nair than I do…
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### Author:  [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2005, 7:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818/26 "2005-06-07T19:45:41Z")
i used Nair before… oh boy
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### Author:  [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2005, 7:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818/27 "2005-06-07T19:46:50Z")
> [@whitey](#):
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> i used Nair before… oh boy
Dare I ask… Where?
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### Author:  [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2005, 7:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818/28 "2005-06-07T19:47:11Z")
this thread has archive all over it…
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### Author:  [@GNocide](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GNocide)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2005, 7:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818/29 "2005-06-07T19:47:12Z")
> [@unicorn](#):
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> I hate hot weather… i think im gonna try some baby powder.
shave and try boxers\> afronutz
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### Author:  [@ninjenn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninjenn)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2005, 7:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818/30 "2005-06-07T19:47:38Z")
I prefer creme hair remover… it’s not for use on the genital region though!
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### Author:  [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2005, 7:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818/31 "2005-06-07T19:49:02Z")
> [@huskysgrl](#):
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> I prefer creme hair remover… it’s not for use on the genital region though!
Does that burn your legs?
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### Author:  [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2005, 7:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818/32 "2005-06-07T19:49:20Z")
> [@Dick Starbucks](#):
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> shave and try boxers\> afronutz
Im already rocking both of them… it doesnt help. I was wondering if maybe I greased them up with some lotion or something so they dont rub. :dunno:
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### Author:  [@ninjenn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninjenn)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2005, 7:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818/33 "2005-06-07T19:49:25Z")
No… I use it on my mustache… :hs:
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### Author:  [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2005, 7:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818/34 "2005-06-07T19:49:45Z")
> [@newchic](#):
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> Dare I ask… Where?
well, one day i was bored sitting around the suite… so i was like i am sicking of shaving I am going to try Nair… first time it was ok… kinda burned
second time, i though my shit was on fire… it was definitely funny.
i think the best part would be the few days after i did it, that shit itched like crazy!
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### Author:  [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2005, 7:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818/35 "2005-06-07T19:53:33Z")
🤣 🤣 you learn your lesson ?
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### Author:  [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2005, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818/36 "2005-06-07T19:59:48Z")
> [@whitey](#):
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> well, one day i was bored sitting around the suite… so i was like i am sicking of shaving I am going to try Nair… first time it was ok… kinda burned
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> second time, i though my shit was on fire… it was definitely funny.
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> i think the best part would be the few days after i did it, that shit itched like crazy!
hahahahha… That sounds like something Eurodad would do…
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### Author:  [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2005, 8:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818/37 "2005-06-07T20:00:46Z")
> [@huskysgrl](#):
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> No… I use it on my mustache… :hs:
I just bleach mine… :blue:
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### Author:  [@ninjenn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninjenn)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2005, 8:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818/38 "2005-06-07T20:07:05Z")
I’m part saskwatch (sp?) so bleaching never did much good.
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### Author:  [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2005, 8:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818/39 "2005-06-07T20:07:48Z")
now let me tell you about that new bladeless shaver thing for women…
this happened like 6 months ago
i came home from work one day and went to get a shower, i needed to shave my balls but my razor looked like it shit the bed… so i seen this new bladeless razor in a new package my mom had, i decided to try it and thing nothing of it.
read the instructions and it said to rub this foamy gel all over the area you want to shave, so im standing there naked in the middle of the bathroom rubbing gel on my nuts. it then said to wait a whole 15 mins!!!, so i decided to just sit down and take a poop while my gel works in… 15 mins later i get in the shower and use this “bladeless” razor and continue to shave my private area, 1 min afterwards i am on the bottom of the shower holding my nuts almost crying, it BURNED!!! SOOOOOOO BAD! i dont know what it was but it was the worst feeling i have ever felt… so after about 10 mins of holding my balls while crying and almost drowning from the shower i felt a little better and got up to start to cleanse myself… after my shower i read the instructions again to see if i missed anything i was suppose to do. well it turns out that in VERY VERY SMALL fine print it says DO NOT use on genital areas… :doh: nothing grew back down there for about 2 months tho 🤣 so its just a for warning for anyone even thinking of that stuff…
from that day forth i have refrained from rubbing anything on my balls that i havent read the fine print on first
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### Author:  [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2005, 8:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-hurt/174818/40 "2005-06-07T20:35:52Z")
> [@The1SloShelby](#):
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> now let me tell you about that new bladeless shaver thing for women…
> this happened like 6 months ago
>
> i came home from work one day and went to get a shower, i needed to shave my balls but my razor looked like it shit the bed… so i seen this new bladeless razor in a new package my mom had, i decided to try it and thing nothing of it.
> read the instructions and it said to rub this foamy gel all over the area you want to shave, so im standing there naked in the middle of the bathroom rubbing gel on my nuts. it then said to wait a whole 15 mins!!!, so i decided to just sit down and take a poop while my gel works in… 15 mins later i get in the shower and use this “bladeless” razor and continue to shave my private area, 1 min afterwards i am on the bottom of the shower holding my nuts almost crying, it BURNED!!! SOOOOOOO BAD! i dont know what it was but it was the worst feeling i have ever felt… so after about 10 mins of holding my balls while crying and almost drowning from the shower i felt a little better and got up to start to cleanse myself… after my shower i read the instructions again to see if i missed anything i was suppose to do. well it turns out that in VERY VERY SMALL fine print it says DO NOT use on genital areas… :doh: nothing grew back down there for about 2 months tho 🤣 so its just a for warning for anyone even thinking of that stuff…
>
> from that day forth i have refrained from rubbing anything on my balls that i havent read the fine print on first
:scared:
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