# My balls itch
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-itch/244089
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [May 11, 2009, 9:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-itch/244089 "2009-05-11T21:29:55Z")
**Posts on this page:** 19
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [May 11, 2009, 11:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-itch/244089/21 "2009-05-11T23:36:06Z")
> [@Gran Turismo HD](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gran-turismo-hd/18071/8):
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> +rep :rofl
:wtf
he gets rep for saying “gold bond” like an hour after i say “baby powder” which is that same thing???
fuck that.
if i join the mustang squad can i count on receiving CSBS +reps like this?
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### Author:  [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)
#### Post date: [May 11, 2009, 11:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-itch/244089/22 "2009-05-11T23:36:21Z")
How to fix itchy ballsack-
Do the tuck and roll.
place thumb on top and index finger under neath. Rub like your making a fire.
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### Author:  [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)
#### Post date: [May 11, 2009, 11:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-itch/244089/23 "2009-05-11T23:36:28Z")
> [@GGW Bus on main street](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ggw-bus-on-main-street/18070/4):
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> how bout some icyhot? hahahaha jkjk DONT DO THAT!
only on cold days. :rofl
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### Author:  [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)
#### Post date: [May 11, 2009, 11:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-itch/244089/24 "2009-05-11T23:36:52Z")
> [@FS: 18" VOLKS for Mini cooper/Honda](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-18-volks-for-mini-cooper-honda/17202/12):
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> :wtf
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> he gets rep for saying “gold bond” like an hour after i say “baby powder” which is that same thing???
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> fuck that.
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> if i join the mustang squad can i count on receiving CSBS +reps like this?
:rofl at this oh wow…:lol:lol
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### Author:  [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)
#### Post date: [May 11, 2009, 11:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-itch/244089/25 "2009-05-11T23:37:31Z")
> [@FS: 18" VOLKS for Mini cooper/Honda](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-18-volks-for-mini-cooper-honda/17202/12):
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> :wtf
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> he gets rep for saying “gold bond” like an hour after i say “baby powder” which is that same thing???
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> fuck that.
>
> if i join the mustang squad can i count on receiving CSBS +reps like this?
1. Gold Bond\> Baby Powder bullshit CVS brand garbage that caulderizes those balls
2. Buy mustang recieve rep
3. Grow balls, learn ins and outs of keeping them itch-free
:lol
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### Author:  [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)
#### Post date: [May 11, 2009, 11:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-itch/244089/26 "2009-05-11T23:38:32Z")
u gotta use the medicated though!!! lol
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### Author:  [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)
#### Post date: [May 11, 2009, 11:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-itch/244089/27 "2009-05-11T23:39:24Z")
> [@Ticking Noise..](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ticking-noise/17942/100):
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> u gotta use the medicated though!!! lol
Yea I should have specified haha…
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [May 11, 2009, 11:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-itch/244089/28 "2009-05-11T23:40:31Z")
fuck you guyz, this stuff\>\*
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### Author:  [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)
#### Post date: [May 11, 2009, 11:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-itch/244089/29 "2009-05-11T23:44:30Z")
Kramer doesn’t believe that it’s man code to use gold bond medicated while balls are sweaty/wet.
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### Author:  [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)
#### Post date: [May 11, 2009, 11:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-itch/244089/30 "2009-05-11T23:46:28Z")
Gold Bond those balls
/Thread
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### Author:  [@BlueS14240sx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlueS14240sx)
#### Post date: [May 11, 2009, 11:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-itch/244089/31 "2009-05-11T23:47:16Z")
ryan gets rashes not itchy balls and mommy powders up his hiney with baby powder thats why he suggests it cause he hasnt had experience with gold bond like real men
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [May 11, 2009, 11:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-itch/244089/32 "2009-05-11T23:49:34Z")
> **[Johnson & Johnson](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnson_%26_Johnson)**
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> Johnson & Johnson is an American multinational medical devices, pharmaceutical and consumer packaged goods manufacturing company founded in 1886. Its common stock is a component of the Dow Jones Industrial Average and the company is listed among the Fortune 500.
> Johnson & Johnson is headquartered in New Brunswick, New Jersey, the consumer division being located in Skillman, New Jersey. The corporation includes some 250 subsidiary companies with operations in 60 countries and products sold in ...
that shit started in 1886 and it’s made in NJ, so you know it’s good.
fuck off, haterz. i’ll stick with the OG shit. have fun with your rota-esque knockoff “hold blond” or whatever it’s called :facepalm
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### Author:  [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2009, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-itch/244089/33 "2009-05-12T08:51:58Z")
Gold Bond ftw. It worked.
Thanks guys.
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### Author:  [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2009, 8:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-itch/244089/34 "2009-05-12T08:58:56Z")
> [@Pics needed: cars w/ tastefull yet decent sized fender flares](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pics-needed-cars-w-tastefull-yet-decent-sized-fender-flares/18021/21):
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> bag it before you tag it bro, inspect down there before you shove your goodies in
Your 14 year old stature makes this comment utterly hilarious
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### Author:  [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2009, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-itch/244089/35 "2009-05-12T09:03:50Z")
> [@Shady"](#):
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> Your 14 year old stature makes this comment utterly hilarious
:rofl
Condoms are overrated
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2009, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-itch/244089/36 "2009-05-12T12:48:15Z")
castration
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### Author:  [@BlueS14240sx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlueS14240sx)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2009, 9:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-itch/244089/37 "2009-05-12T21:21:16Z")
> [@Shady"](#):
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> Your 14 year old stature makes this comment utterly hilarious
why is that haha
> [@Dude, i totally have a 97 german import jetta...\*rant\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dude-i-totally-have-a-97-german-import-jetta-rant/18087/8):
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> :rofl
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> Condoms are overrated
this is true :lol
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [May 13, 2009, 6:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-itch/244089/38 "2009-05-13T06:59:29Z")
gold bond medicated is the jam.
it’s like a cool breeze blowing through your boxers every day.
prevents swamp nuts.
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### Author:  [@BlueS14240sx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlueS14240sx)
#### Post date: [May 13, 2009, 12:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-itch/244089/39 "2009-05-13T12:18:11Z")
benny your sig :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl hahahahaha
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