# my birthday tattoos

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-birthday-tattoos/197199>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [May 1, 2008, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-birthday-tattoos/197199 "2008-05-01T13:25:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![bics56](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/47e85d/32.png) [@bics56](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bics56)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2008, 6:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-birthday-tattoos/197199/21 "2008-05-03T06:01:44Z")

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Hope you heal up fast man…maybe you should take it easy for a little while.

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**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2008, 7:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-birthday-tattoos/197199/22 "2008-05-03T07:01:52Z")

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damn… thats a good bruise

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**Author:** ![tegSimple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d6d6ee/32.png) [@tegSimple](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tegSimple)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2008, 6:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-birthday-tattoos/197199/23 "2008-05-05T06:43:18Z")

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> [@Laura00WS6"](#):
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> holy shit

couldn’t have said it any better

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**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2008, 6:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-birthday-tattoos/197199/24 "2008-05-05T06:48:37Z")

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that’ll buff right out. 1 or 2 tylenol and you’ll be just fine. 😃

good luck

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**Author:** ![eurodad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eurodad/32/5988_2.png) [@eurodad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eurodad)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2008, 1:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-birthday-tattoos/197199/25 "2008-05-05T13:15:53Z")

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> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/36242/12):
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> that’ll buff right out. 2 or 3 percocets and you’ll be just fine. 😃
> 
> good luck

edited

the chiropractor had a look at the xrays and i lucked out with no fractures. it hurts more now than it did the day after.

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**Author:** ![SixSpeed454SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19adc/32.png) [@SixSpeed454SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SixSpeed454SS)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2008, 8:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-birthday-tattoos/197199/26 "2008-05-05T20:10:08Z")

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> [@turbo posted on craigslist](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/turbo-posted-on-craigslist/36256/26):
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> the chiropractor had a look at the xrays and i lucked out with no fractures. it hurts more now than it did the day after.

I’ll bet. Hope you feel better soon.

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**Author:** ![gillbot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gillbot/32/6029_2.png) [@gillbot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/gillbot)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 4:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-birthday-tattoos/197199/27 "2008-05-07T16:28:15Z")

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> [@Red Honda \< Gray Scion](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/red-honda-gray-scion/34551/41):
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> don thinks hes 16 but hes old.
> 
> remember old ppl bruise easy now don

DING DING DING !!!

WE HAVE A WINNER !!!

> [@woo i got rolled over at work!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woo-i-got-rolled-over-at-work/36248/3):
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> Damn Don. That looks nasty. Why did your heart rate drop so low?

That was my concern as well - so I asked some paramedic friends of mine - one of which served as Triage in Afghanistan…

Apparently, a bruise is broken capillaries bleeding, with the size of that bruise, that’s a lot of bleeding. So his body protected itself and dropped the heart rate so as to not pump out so much blood - similar to internal bleeding - which caused his blood pressure to drop - which caused all 270 pounds of him to pass out and scare the bjezus out of me.  
THEN\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\> of course … we must refuse transport to a hospital - because we’re fine  
THEN\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\> we try to convince everyone we’re fine and can drive a Trail Blazer and 29 foot camper home.

Oh … and did I mention… he made me cry in front of strangers… that one requires punishment… severe punishment.

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**Author:** ![Cheeks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cheeks/32/5930_2.png) [@Cheeks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cheeks)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-birthday-tattoos/197199/28 "2008-05-07T16:53:53Z")

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> [@Batmobile stupid but curious](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/batmobile-stupid-but-curious/35592/11):
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> Oh … and did I mention… he made me cry in front of strangers… that one requires punishment… severe punishment.

no sex for a day, thats tough enough to bring any man to his knees

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**Author:** ![newchic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newchic/32/5989_2.png) [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 4:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-birthday-tattoos/197199/29 "2008-05-07T16:55:19Z")

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> [@Car storage?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-storage/36270/14):
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> no sex for a day, thats tough enough to bring any man to his knees

it was more than a day…

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**Author:** ![Cheeks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cheeks/32/5930_2.png) [@Cheeks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cheeks)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 6:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-birthday-tattoos/197199/30 "2008-05-07T18:26:54Z")

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I thought this was punishment, not the death penalty

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**Author:** ![eurodad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eurodad/32/5988_2.png) [@eurodad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eurodad)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 7:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-birthday-tattoos/197199/31 "2008-05-07T19:54:25Z")

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> [@gillbot"](#):
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> DING DING DING !!!
> 
> WE HAVE A WINNER !!!
> 
> That was my concern as well - so I asked some paramedic friends of mine - one of which served as Triage in Afghanistan…
> 
> Apparently, a bruise is broken capillaries bleeding, with the size of that bruise, that’s a lot of bleeding. So his body protected itself and dropped the heart rate so as to not pump out so much blood - similar to internal bleeding - which caused his blood pressure to drop - which caused all 270 pounds of him to pass out and scare the bjezus out of me.  
> THEN\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\> of course … we must refuse transport to a hospital - because we’re fine  
> THEN\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\> we try to convince everyone we’re fine and can drive a Trail Blazer and 29 foot camper home.
> 
> Oh … and did I mention… he made me cry in front of strangers… that one requires punishment… severe punishment.

brian you messed this up. no more editing privileges for you

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2008, 3:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-birthday-tattoos/197199/32 "2008-05-08T03:53:30Z")

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> [@eurodad"](#):
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> brian you messed this up. no more editing privileges for you

:embarass: i sure did

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