# My car got puked on... **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 31, 2009, 3:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-got-puked-on/244489 "2009-05-31T15:21:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 3:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-got-puked-on/244489/1 "2009-05-31T15:21:11Z")
So, im on my way home the today after a very long trip to NH and back. I am driving behind a SUV with Jersey plates, not tailgating, just the normal distance. All of a sudden this bitch sticks her head out the rear window and throws up everywhere, at about 50 MPH. My windshield got covered, my hood was disgusting. The best part, they never pulled over. The whore just kept throwing up while her friend just kept driving. By this time of course I was well behind them, enough so I wasn’t getting sprayed. She must of puked about 6 times within 15 minutes. Finally, the driver pulls over to let her out to puke. But either way. It was a great way to end my day long road trip. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 3:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-got-puked-on/244489/2 "2009-05-31T15:22:29Z")
oh man ,stomach acid +bad news for paint…ill give ya 100 bucks for it now ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 3:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-got-puked-on/244489/3 "2009-05-31T15:24:45Z")
> [@Anybody been to ECC Traffic School?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-been-to-ecc-traffic-school/18759/5): > > oh man ,stomach acid +bad news for paint…ill give ya 100 bucks for it now Haha. I washed it off at the next car wash. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 3:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-got-puked-on/244489/4 "2009-05-31T15:25:18Z")
fucking nasty ---
**Author:** ![dc2nick](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dc2nick/32/6289_2.png) [@dc2nick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dc2nick)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 3:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-got-puked-on/244489/5 "2009-05-31T15:26:39Z")
> [@Anybody been to ECC Traffic School?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-been-to-ecc-traffic-school/18759/5): > > oh man ,stomach acid +bad news for paint…ill give ya 100 bucks for it now im sure PWEP cant be much better. HAHA ---
**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 4:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-got-puked-on/244489/6 "2009-05-31T16:08:26Z")
I’d of pulled over and made her lick it off. ---
**Author:** ![Z28LT1Rocket](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/z28lt1rocket/32/6436_2.png) [@Z28LT1Rocket](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Z28LT1Rocket)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 4:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-got-puked-on/244489/7 "2009-05-31T16:10:27Z")
> [@new to nyspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-to-nyspeed/18668/34): > > I’d of pulled over and made her lick it off. X2:Idiots ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 5:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-got-puked-on/244489/8 "2009-05-31T17:06:45Z")
> [@FS: Previous iPods (new) clearance priced](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-previous-ipods-new-clearance-priced/18026/32): > > …SUV with Jersey plates… That explained everything. I think they tried this new substance not found back home called “fresh air” and that got her weak in the stomach. ---
**Author:** ![Fn\_Skanks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fn_skanks/32/6308_2.png) [@Fn\_Skanks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fn_Skanks)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 6:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-got-puked-on/244489/9 "2009-05-31T18:25:41Z")
> [@Someone please make me a signature...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/someone-please-make-me-a-signature/18723/7): > > That explained everything. > > I think they tried this new substance not found back home called “fresh air” and that got her weak in the stomach. lol good shit. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 6:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-got-puked-on/244489/10 "2009-05-31T18:27:26Z")
Not only do they NOT know how to operate a fucking vehicle properly, but they also fail to recognize common courtesy while driving down the road. FUCK the armpit of america’s residents. ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 6:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-got-puked-on/244489/11 "2009-05-31T18:29:49Z")
Had a car full of NJ fucks today not knowing where to go and almost hit me…TWICE! ---
**Author:** ![big\_red](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/big_red/32/6328_2.png) [@big\_red](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/big_red)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-got-puked-on/244489/12 "2009-05-31T18:48:33Z")
> [@Avatars and sigs... make them work safe?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/avatars-and-sigs-make-them-work-safe/18703/46): > > Had a car full of NJ fucks today not knowing where to go and almost hit me…TWICE! they like to run into other cars ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-got-puked-on/244489/13 "2009-05-31T19:10:38Z")
> [@Avatars and sigs... make them work safe?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/avatars-and-sigs-make-them-work-safe/18703/46): > > Had a car full of NJ fucks today not knowing where to go and almost hit me…TWICE! Your fault for not properly following NYS DMV procedure that once a NJ plate is spotted within vicinity, depress the brake pedal or find altarnate routes to your destination until the vehicle is no longer an issue. Mainatin a safe distance of 1/4 mile. OP didn’t follow the rule either :tongue ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 6:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-got-puked-on/244489/14 "2009-06-01T06:31:08Z")
> [@Any Florida Condo!!!! \[UB's Spring Break Time\]](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-florida-condo-ubs-spring-break-time/15415/25): > > Not only do they NOT know how to operate a fucking vehicle properly, but they also fail to recognize common courtesy while driving down the road. FUCK the armpit of america’s residents. Actually…NJ drivers aren’t the worst anymore. NY (or should I say NYC) ones are. I was watching Capital News 9 when they talked about it. Our statistics are probably skewed cause of NYC (unless they didn’t include NYC in the report). ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 6:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-got-puked-on/244489/15 "2009-06-01T06:31:29Z")
> [@WTB or Trade for: '96 Integra Se/Gsr Rims](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-or-trade-for-96-integra-se-gsr-rims/18644/7): > > Your fault for not properly following NYS DMV procedure that once a NJ plate is spoted withing vicinity, depress the brake pedal or find altarnate routes to your destination until the vehicle is no longer an issue. > > Mainatin a safe distance of 1/4 mile. > > OP didn’t follow the rule either :tongue lol. ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 6:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-got-puked-on/244489/16 "2009-06-01T06:40:27Z")
DUDE hahaah thats hilarious even tho it sucks, a couple months back on a trip up this mountain , i was pukin out a black suv while the driver was flying around the curvey ass roads, and i puked all over the side of the suv and shit it was horrible, i drank too much of this drink that had opium and weed mix in it and i would been fine if i wasnt drinking too and if i wasnt being driven around by mr nascar on the mountain roads but yea… that sucks but its funny thanks for sharing 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 7:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-got-puked-on/244489/17 "2009-06-01T07:31:32Z")
Thank god you weren’t driving a convertible ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 8:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-got-puked-on/244489/18 "2009-06-01T08:06:17Z")
Haha, yea that would have been bad. FYI the car was full of college chicks and the driver was hot. Dumb, but hot. My facial expression must have been so awkward because my original intent was to give whoever was driving the nastiest look paired with my middle finger, so as I was making the nasty face and beginning to raise my middle finger I noticed she was extremely good looking and so my expression went from angry to “Oh hai” at the same time. ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-got-puked-on/244489/19 "2009-06-01T08:55:51Z")
Were they guido fist pumping ? ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-got-puked-on/244489/20 "2009-06-01T12:01:25Z")
> [@OCTOBER SNOW STORM OF 06 ALL SNOW RELATED POSTS GO HERE and ONLY here](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/october-snow-storm-of-06-all-snow-related-posts-go-here-and-only-here/18828/71): > > Thank god you weren’t driving a convertible omg that’d have been death. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-got-puked-on/244489.md?page=2)