# My car is like... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 30, 2008, 7:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-is-like/47669 "2008-04-30T07:50:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![FightinMike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7bcc69/32.png) [@FightinMike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FightinMike)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 7:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-is-like/47669/1 "2008-04-30T07:50:49Z")
A fat chick. She’s not pretty, and its a rough ride until you get the juices flowing. After that she’ll do anything you want…except move fast:meh: (Now you go) ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-is-like/47669/2 "2008-04-30T07:58:50Z")
an overpriced hooker… i keep dumping money in and still don’t get any better quality ---
**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 8:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-is-like/47669/3 "2008-04-30T08:01:24Z")
a slam pig. it feels great while you’re riding it, but theres much better looking ones out there ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 8:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-is-like/47669/4 "2008-04-30T08:02:10Z")
a honda civic from 1994… Just a year newer. ---
**Author:** ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 9:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-is-like/47669/5 "2008-04-30T09:30:16Z")
a redheaded stepchild… always acting up and beating on it doesn’t help. ---
**Author:** ![ieatpaint](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ieatpaint/32/7311_2.png) [@ieatpaint](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ieatpaint)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 9:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-is-like/47669/6 "2008-04-30T09:40:26Z")
a slutty trophy wife. stripped down and under the knife for improvements. ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 9:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-is-like/47669/7 "2008-04-30T09:47:11Z")
> [@ieatpaint315](#): > > a slutty trophy wife. > > stripped down and under the knife for improvements. :biglol: ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 10:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-is-like/47669/8 "2008-04-30T10:34:51Z")
A 40 year old street whore. shes battered and bruised and could use a makeover but her motAR nevar stops turning. ---
**Author:** ![ShiftDead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shiftdead/32/7508_2.png) [@ShiftDead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShiftDead)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 10:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-is-like/47669/9 "2008-04-30T10:54:32Z")
A big steaming pile of shit… ---
**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-is-like/47669/10 "2008-04-30T10:56:09Z")
08 wrx. a slutty librarian because she doesn’t look like much but has a lot of potential. (wow, mine sucked) ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-is-like/47669/11 "2008-04-30T11:05:34Z")
A swiss army knife. Sure it can do everything, but it can’t do anything particularly well. ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-is-like/47669/12 "2008-04-30T11:34:20Z")
A girl that won’t shut up. mostly black and blue and fun to toss around in the snow ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-is-like/47669/13 "2008-04-30T11:39:04Z")
my car be like ooooo ahhhhhhhhh ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 11:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-is-like/47669/14 "2008-04-30T11:41:21Z")
> [@Zong](#): > > A girl that won’t shut up. > > mostly black and blue > > and fun to toss around in the snow haha! ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-is-like/47669/15 "2008-04-30T11:49:30Z")
montecarlochick: fat and lonely. (i haven’t been driving it much) ---
**Author:** ![Nessuno3400](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nessuno3400/32/7228_2.png) [@Nessuno3400](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nessuno3400)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-is-like/47669/16 "2008-04-30T12:00:36Z")
a crack whore. been around the block one too many times and always needs money. ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-is-like/47669/17 "2008-04-30T12:03:02Z")
Ted Washington. Sure, it can move surprisingly fast but it weighs too much to stop quickly. ---
**Author:** ![psychopjv](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psychopjv/32/7251_2.png) [@psychopjv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psychopjv)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-is-like/47669/18 "2008-04-30T12:09:05Z")
Herpes. I get to “break it out” for a few months out of the year than it goes away (not permanently). ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-is-like/47669/19 "2008-04-30T12:13:29Z")
> [@psychopjv](#): > > Herpes. > I get to “break it out” for a few months out of the year than it goes away (not permanently). fucking el o el ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-is-like/47669/20 "2008-04-30T12:35:50Z")
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