# My car is like... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 30, 2008, 7:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-is-like/47669 "2008-04-30T07:50:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 2:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-is-like/47669/21 "2008-04-30T14:40:03Z")
A hemeroid. At the most inopertune times it is a royal pain in my ass. ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 3:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-is-like/47669/22 "2008-04-30T15:35:55Z")
god damn man, do you just sound out stuff and type what feels good ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 3:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-is-like/47669/23 "2008-04-30T15:38:58Z")
> [@theblue](#): > > my car is like woah? haha, nice. ---
**Author:** ![TORQDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torqdss/32/5125_2.png) [@TORQDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TORQDSS)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 3:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-is-like/47669/24 "2008-04-30T15:41:54Z")
a trailer queen it rules at the trailer park ---
**Author:** ![ImportMuscle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/importmuscle/32/7615_2.png) [@ImportMuscle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImportMuscle)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 4:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-is-like/47669/25 "2008-04-30T16:00:19Z")
> [@The\_Russian](#): > > A 40 year old street whore. > > shes battered and bruised and could use a makeover > > but her motAR nevar stops turning. X111111ty billion ---
**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 4:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-is-like/47669/26 "2008-04-30T16:38:07Z")
Mines like an ebony princess. All black, big trunk, shakes it like a champ (solid motor mounts), And if I bring her round da hood I know she gonna get snatched up. boooooo ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 4:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-is-like/47669/27 "2008-04-30T16:44:03Z")
^A- ---
**Author:** ![AShort](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ashort/32/4947_2.png) [@AShort](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AShort)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 4:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-is-like/47669/28 "2008-04-30T16:46:43Z")
My car is like an old snatch, it’s dirty and stinks. ---
**Author:** ![AndyB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@AndyB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AndyB)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-is-like/47669/29 "2008-04-30T16:53:02Z")
a fridged prostitute, no matter how much money I throw at it, I still cant the job finished:whip: ---
**Author:** ![SOLITUDE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@SOLITUDE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SOLITUDE)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 6:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-is-like/47669/30 "2008-04-30T18:24:13Z")
A zoo … (thats about it) ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 6:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-is-like/47669/31 "2008-04-30T18:34:46Z")
> [@ly555is](#): > > god damn man, do you just sound out stuff and type what feels good Kinda sorta…pretty much works for me so…I stick with it. ---
**Author:** ![Janus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c2a13f/32.png) [@Janus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Janus)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 6:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-is-like/47669/32 "2008-04-30T18:34:57Z")
my car is like my ex… the sex is great, but she treats me like shit, constantly needs attention, and leaks once a month. ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 6:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-is-like/47669/33 "2008-04-30T18:35:40Z")
> [@Janus](#): > > my car is like my ex… > > the sex is great, but she treats me like shit, constantly needs attention, and leaks once a month. :biglol: ---
**Author:** ![FBodyMadnezz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fbodymadnezz/32/7433_2.png) [@FBodyMadnezz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FBodyMadnezz)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 6:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-is-like/47669/34 "2008-04-30T18:54:52Z")
half man half amazing? ![http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Music/Pix/pictures/2007/07/25/Nas460.jpg](http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Music/Pix/pictures/2007/07/25/Nas460.jpg) [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-is-like/47669.md?page=1)