# My dad, man oh man **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 2, 2007, 10:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-dad-man-oh-man/22464 "2007-01-02T22:06:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 10:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-dad-man-oh-man/22464/1 "2007-01-02T22:06:05Z")
So he’s kinda a packrat, and I’ve been cleaning my room so I have a bunch of shit in there that I’m going to throw out. So he’s in there looking at the shit I’m going to throw out and he finds a Manhattan Portage bag that I wasn’t going to throw out, and he proceeds to reclaim it from me. Oh well, no problem. So anyway, for anyone who has ever been to my house, my room is in the corner, and there’s a little family room type thing that it’s attached to. I’m sitting here watching conan, getting sleepy and shit, on the computer, whatever. He’s in my room rifling through more shit. Out of nowhere, I smell this fucking stench, like the most fermented disgusting SHIT I have EVER SMELLED IN MY LIFE. I begin gagging and before I could say anything, my dad pokes his head out of my room and looks at me while I am tearing. He proceeds to laugh uncontrollably and fucking farts again. This makes me laugh, but I’m still gagging, but because I am laughing, I have to breathe, which causes me to inhale, making this never ending cycle of laughing - gagging - puking in my mouth - gasping for air - breathing type thing. In the middle of his laughter, he was telling me about how one of his employees had his wife bring in refried beans and some homemade enchiladas and shit. That, and he ate brocolli for dinner (with rice and some other tofu shit), and he’s been eating this wierd shit for his diabetes for the past week. I seriously want to die. I have moved into my room - it has this heavy lingering stench, like, it just doesn’t go away. I tried to combat it with my own brand, but my brand completely gets snuffed out by this lingering methane produced from my dad’s ass. It’s like 35 degrees out - and my window is open. It smells so BAD, and as I type this - he is fucking farting and laughing even more outside on the couch lol Fuck man ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 10:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-dad-man-oh-man/22464/2 "2007-01-02T22:08:05Z")
:lol: ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 10:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-dad-man-oh-man/22464/3 "2007-01-02T22:08:48Z")
Looks like you have a lot to learn from your dad yet young one. :lol: ---
**Author:** ![STEALTTH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stealtth/32/7582_2.png) [@STEALTTH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/STEALTTH)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 10:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-dad-man-oh-man/22464/4 "2007-01-02T22:09:02Z")
Ahh Howie…always with the Fart stories :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 10:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-dad-man-oh-man/22464/5 "2007-01-02T22:09:53Z")
ROFL. Wtf howie? ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 10:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-dad-man-oh-man/22464/6 "2007-01-02T22:12:25Z")
I give up, I’ve moved to the guest room. ---
**Author:** ![Estorvito](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/estorvito/32/7234_2.png) [@Estorvito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Estorvito)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 10:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-dad-man-oh-man/22464/7 "2007-01-02T22:22:22Z")
lmao… ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 10:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-dad-man-oh-man/22464/8 "2007-01-02T22:22:52Z")
PS. Oust works wonders :tup: Now my room is too cold. ---
**Author:** ![Estorvito](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/estorvito/32/7234_2.png) [@Estorvito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Estorvito)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 10:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-dad-man-oh-man/22464/9 "2007-01-02T22:24:30Z")
> [@Daddie](#): > > PS. Oust works wonders :tup: > > Now my room is too cold. lmao…close windows…Light a match. problem solved. ---
**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 10:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-dad-man-oh-man/22464/10 "2007-01-02T22:30:25Z")
lol. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 10:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-dad-man-oh-man/22464/11 "2007-01-02T22:33:27Z")
retalliate, go eat 2 crunchwrap supremes from taco bell, followed up by at least 1 big mac. get some of that sulfuric ass power ---
**Author:** ![Estorvito](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/estorvito/32/7234_2.png) [@Estorvito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Estorvito)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 10:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-dad-man-oh-man/22464/12 "2007-01-02T22:37:33Z")
> [@The\_Russian](#): > > retalliate, go eat 2 crunchwrap supremes from taco bell, followed up by at least 1 big mac. > > get some of that sulfuric ass power lmao ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 11:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-dad-man-oh-man/22464/13 "2007-01-02T23:04:17Z")
Sick. ---
**Author:** ![redrum](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redrum/32/7398_2.png) [@redrum](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/redrum)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2007, 4:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-dad-man-oh-man/22464/14 "2007-01-03T04:22:17Z")
lol ---
**Author:** ![StairSRT4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stairsrt4/32/7585_2.png) [@StairSRT4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/StairSRT4)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2007, 6:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-dad-man-oh-man/22464/15 "2007-01-03T06:04:09Z")
hey your farts can get pretty bad too Howie 😉 ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2007, 6:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-dad-man-oh-man/22464/16 "2007-01-03T06:07:02Z")
> [@GSTairs](#): > > hey your farts can get pretty bad too Howie 😉 So can yours… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2007, 6:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-dad-man-oh-man/22464/17 "2007-01-03T06:10:38Z")
wow…worse than mine? That’s funny…i was expecting this to be a _“OMG! my dad found my sticky rice porn stash”_ thread. ---
**Author:** ![Adictd2b00st](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/adictd2b00st/32/7625_2.png) [@Adictd2b00st](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Adictd2b00st)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2007, 6:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-dad-man-oh-man/22464/18 "2007-01-03T06:48:02Z")
🤣 that made the morning right there! ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2007, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-dad-man-oh-man/22464/19 "2007-01-03T07:05:00Z")
> [@LAFENGAS](#): > > wow…worse than mine? That’s funny…i was expecting this to be a _“OMG! my dad found my sticky rice porn stash”_ thread. or started sodomizing the rice cooker ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2007, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-dad-man-oh-man/22464/20 "2007-01-03T07:39:46Z")
The source of your fart obsession… [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-dad-man-oh-man/22464.md?page=2)