# My First Condom **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 14, 2006, 3:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-first-condom/20209 "2006-11-14T15:05:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 3:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-first-condom/20209/1 "2006-11-14T15:05:15Z")
I remember my very first condom I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went into a drugstore to buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, “No.” So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store. It was empty. She said, “Just a minute,” and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. She asked, “Do these excite you?” Well! , I was so dumbstruck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said, it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on a desk. “Well, come on,” she insisted, “we don’t have much time.” So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and pow, I was done within a few minutes. She looked at me with a frown. “Did you put that condom on?” I replied, “I sure did,” and held up my thumb to show her. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 3:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-first-condom/20209/2 "2006-11-14T15:06:15Z")
lol oh skunk 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 3:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-first-condom/20209/3 "2006-11-14T15:06:52Z")
Nice, also who you became a baby’s daddy. ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 3:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-first-condom/20209/4 "2006-11-14T15:07:41Z")
> [@Mrs. Karus](#): > > lol oh skunk 🙂 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 3:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-first-condom/20209/5 "2006-11-14T15:11:02Z")
Yay baby skunkies. :tup: ---
**Author:** ![ezfd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ezfd/32/7334_2.png) [@ezfd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ezfd)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 3:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-first-condom/20209/6 "2006-11-14T15:41:29Z")
hahahaha!!! ---
**Author:** ![Helidrop](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/helidrop/32/7583_2.png) [@Helidrop](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Helidrop)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 4:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-first-condom/20209/7 "2006-11-14T16:10:51Z")
i told you never to tell anyone that story, ever! ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 4:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-first-condom/20209/8 "2006-11-14T16:18:41Z")
LOL ---
**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 4:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-first-condom/20209/9 "2006-11-14T16:22:36Z")
HAHA! ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 5:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-first-condom/20209/10 "2006-11-14T17:07:36Z")
never used one… never will use them ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 5:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-first-condom/20209/11 "2006-11-14T17:12:40Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#): > > never used one… never will use them recipe for disaster ---
**Author:** ![JCuz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcuz/32/7338_2.png) [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 5:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-first-condom/20209/12 "2006-11-14T17:21:48Z")
zinggg ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 6:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-first-condom/20209/13 "2006-11-14T18:32:56Z")
> [@Mrs. Karus](#): > > lol oh skunk 🙂 Hey thats what she said! “lol oh skunk…is it in yet?” ---
**Author:** ![TurdBlown\_Teg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@TurdBlown\_Teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurdBlown_Teg)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 6:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-first-condom/20209/14 "2006-11-14T18:37:19Z")
^^^ i bet you still dont know how to use a condom ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 7:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-first-condom/20209/15 "2006-11-14T19:01:03Z")
> [@evolve](#): > > recipe for disaster me procreating… i know… > [@kevin716](#): > > ^^^ i bet you still dont know how to use a condom fuck it putting the condom on is a total mood killer ---
**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 7:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-first-condom/20209/16 "2006-11-14T19:05:59Z")
LOLOLOL ---
**Author:** ![SilverGT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@SilverGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SilverGT)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 7:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-first-condom/20209/17 "2006-11-14T19:54:27Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#): > > me procreating… i know… > > fuck it putting the condom on is a total mood killer hahah your funny man your procreating hahah and pro-std’s lol ---
**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 8:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-first-condom/20209/18 "2006-11-14T20:00:28Z")
raw ftw ---
**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 8:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-first-condom/20209/19 "2006-11-14T20:57:31Z")
raw dog…what more is there to say. id never go raw on a girl i barely new…dont want my dick to turn black and fall off