# My friend's new ride. Oh my.

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-friends-new-ride-oh-my/2798>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Automotive\
**Created:** [September 27, 2005, 10:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-friends-new-ride-oh-my/2798 "2005-09-27T22:55:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 10:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-friends-new-ride-oh-my/2798/121 "2005-09-28T22:03:13Z")

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> [@Marcus](#):
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> you guys need to chill, all my budy did was post a pic of my car and most of you fuggers have your panties in a bunch…once I am ready, we can race. mt car is stock, i will race stock cars…and the vette owners…we shall see who is faster stock for stock.

we all congradulated u, and sed sweet car…it wasnt until u started sayin how much more leet ur car was till we told u the facts…then _u_ got _ur_ panties in a bunch…

again, sweet ride, chill, id like to meet ya…

you dont need to prove yourself. everyone knows what a viper runs stock… y not have fun and race all sorts of stock and nonstock cars. btw, good luck finding a stock car on here.

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**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 10:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-friends-new-ride-oh-my/2798/122 "2005-09-28T22:03:27Z")

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> [@beckington](#):
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> no.
> 
> correction.
> 
> you asked, “money for money, mod for mod, show me a better car than a viper.”
> 
> Stealtth did, and now you’re the tool.
> 
> P.S.- why am i sticking up for stealtth, he can obviously do it himself… 😛

shhhh from the peanut gallery.

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**Author:** ![STEALTTH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stealtth/32/7582_2.png) [@STEALTTH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/STEALTTH)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 10:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-friends-new-ride-oh-my/2798/123 "2005-09-28T22:03:50Z")

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to beck

:word: but you saved me some typing ❤

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**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 10:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-friends-new-ride-oh-my/2798/124 "2005-09-28T22:06:25Z")

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> [@Marcus](#):
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> your obviously a clown with no sense of humor and no character.

you’re the one who bought a viper for the pussy…sounds like you don’t have much in those departments as well.

and its YOU’RE. not YOUR.

Like… **[color=red]You’re** the [size=4]tool. and I threw it in **your** mom last night, while **your** dad watched me go to browntown.[/color][/size]

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**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 10:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-friends-new-ride-oh-my/2798/125 "2005-09-28T22:08:03Z")

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> [@turbo ls1 ss](#):
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> group hug

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**Author:** ![King](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/king/32/7329_2.png) [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 10:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-friends-new-ride-oh-my/2798/126 "2005-09-28T22:14:58Z")

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one of the funniest threads ever…haha viper vs vette?? lol vettes can TURN vipers can barely go straight…u can barely launch a viper and keep it from going sideways even with the ginormous tires\<–useful haha… ive never heard someone say “its still just a vette” before this is golden material…money for money mod for mod (lolol)…one of the worst investments is a viper…buy an evo…spank the shit out of a viper in every catagory and still have money to buy…most of a house

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**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 10:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-friends-new-ride-oh-my/2798/127 "2005-09-28T22:16:26Z")

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> [@K Cuv](#):
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> one of the funniest threads ever…haha viper vs vette?? lol vettes can TURN vipers can barely go straight…u can barely launch a viper and keep it from going sideways even with the ginormous tires…useful hah, ive never heard someone say “its still just a vette” before this is golden material…money for money mod for mod (lolol)…one of the worst investments is a viper…buy an evo…spank the shit out of a viper in every catagory and still have money to buy…most of a house

another ignorant clown…nice…, dont the new z06’s have same tires? lol

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**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 10:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-friends-new-ride-oh-my/2798/128 "2005-09-28T22:18:22Z")

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> [@Marcus](#):
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> another ignorant clown…nice…

he may be another ignorant clown…

but you take the cake.

in fact, you also fucking bake the cake, and you eat it.

Fuck…you are the cake…

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**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 10:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-friends-new-ride-oh-my/2798/129 "2005-09-28T22:19:35Z")

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marcus…why haven’t you touched on any of my “buying a viper for pussy” comments?

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**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 10:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-friends-new-ride-oh-my/2798/130 "2005-09-28T22:20:10Z")

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> [@beckington](#):
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> he may be another ignorant clown…
> 
> but you take the cake.
> 
> in fact, you also fucking bake the cake, and you eat it.
> 
> Fuck…you are the cake…

nice ghetto biatch…real nice 🙂 kisses sweetheart 🙂

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**Author:** ![STEALTTH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stealtth/32/7582_2.png) [@STEALTTH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/STEALTTH)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 10:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-friends-new-ride-oh-my/2798/131 "2005-09-28T22:20:50Z")

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> [@beckington](#):
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> marcus…why haven’t you touched on any of my “buying a viper for pussy” comments?

he has, but they went into some other catagory for his response…

like me talking about corvettes vs. viper…and then him responding about my stealth :lol:

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**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 10:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-friends-new-ride-oh-my/2798/132 "2005-09-28T22:21:32Z")

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**2005 Viper SRT-10**  
**\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_**  
**Base price: $82,295**  
 Vehicle type: front-engine, rear-drive; 2-door 2-passenger roadster  
Interior volume, F/R/cargo (cu ft) 48/NA/7  
Wheelbase 98.8 in  
Length/width/height 175.6/75.2/47.6 in  
Turning circle 40.5 ft  
**Curb weight 3400 lb**  
**EPA city/hwy mpg 12/20**  
Fuel-tank capacity/range 18.5 gal/222 mi  
Passive restraints driver and passenger front airbags

POWERTRAIN  
**8.3-liter pushrod 20-valve V-10, 500 hp, 525 lb-ft; 6-sp man**

SUSPENSION  
F ind, unequal-length control arms, coil springs, anti-roll bar  
R ind, unequal-length control arms, coil springs, anti-roll bar

BRAKES  
F/R vented disc/vented disc  
ABS standard

* * *

here are specs you conviently left out:

Curb weight 3310 lb  
Weight Distribution: 49.0/51.0  
8.3-liter pushrod 20-valve V-10, 510 hp, 535 lb-ft; 6-sp man  
ront: 14.0 x 1.3-in vented disc/Quad Piston  
Rear: 14.0 x 1.3-in vented disc/Quad Piston  
Independant Parking Brake

Roadholding, 300-ft-dia skidpad: 1.01 g

Braking  
60-0 mph: 97 ft.(World Record Holder)

Also, why dont you do you your own homework; you will find out that the performance specs in C/D could not be duplicated by any other magazines which have tested the car. Ringer that GM sent on purpose? No…they havent done that BEFORE! Your specs are meaningless. if I wanted to take the time, I could search the Viper board and pull the same times out of my ass, but I will spare you in light of your extreme stupidity. I hate Magazine Racing, but you asked for it 🙂

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**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 10:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-friends-new-ride-oh-my/2798/133 "2005-09-28T22:22:15Z")

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marcus, your banned from the word “ignorant” until you know what youre talkin about

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**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 10:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-friends-new-ride-oh-my/2798/134 "2005-09-28T22:22:17Z")

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PS- Horsepower sells cars. Torque wins races. Ricer.

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**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 10:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-friends-new-ride-oh-my/2798/135 "2005-09-28T22:22:38Z")

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> [@Marcus](#):
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> nice ghetto biatch…real nice 🙂 kisses sweetheart 🙂

just kisses?

if it were up to me, id shave your pubes, and make a sandwhich out of them. then have a lil of your brown eye for desert. :lickout:

P.S.- PM for a super loose anus.

Im not going to get off topic.

You wasted your money, cause you apparently know nothing about cars.

You should check into either getting all your engine work done @ Kustom Werks, and check out Empire Car Club…they would love you.

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**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 10:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-friends-new-ride-oh-my/2798/136 "2005-09-28T22:22:40Z")

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maybe… but the vette uses every ounce of performance possible. the viper can put high #s up…and cant even utilize the steam roller tires …my nissan can handle better than the viper and its 1/30th the price…AND i have white stripes on my red car too

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**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 10:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-friends-new-ride-oh-my/2798/137 "2005-09-28T22:22:51Z")

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> [@turbo ls1 ss](#):
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> marcus, your banned from the word “ignorant” until you know what youre talkin about

lol…ok

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**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 10:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-friends-new-ride-oh-my/2798/138 "2005-09-28T22:22:51Z")

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There were 8 new posts in this thread in the time it took me to read it :lol:

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**Author:** ![STEALTTH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stealtth/32/7582_2.png) [@STEALTTH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/STEALTTH)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 10:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-friends-new-ride-oh-my/2798/139 "2005-09-28T22:22:55Z")

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once again, i actually liker vipers…

they have the best braking system around

the z06 is a better car, im sorry, but it is. deal with it.

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**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 10:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-friends-new-ride-oh-my/2798/140 "2005-09-28T22:23:14Z")

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> [@Marcus](#):
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> ignorant? you guys cant give props, you always have to talk smack that miss daisy’s buick runs 10’s stock…i dont care if i get walked by a neon…i really dont care

I dont know about everyone else on here, but I give credit where credit is due… Buying a Viper and thinking your the man doesnt get any of my “props”…

“next winter I am gonna have some other guy thats not me do crazy stuff to my already fast car and I am gonna smoke everyone and I will be the king!!1”  
Hell yeah, mad props to you king viper cool man… 👶

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