# My GF won't cook me eggs any more cause of this bullsh!

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-gf-wont-cook-me-eggs-any-more-cause-of-this-bullsh/72947>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [September 1, 2009, 12:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-gf-wont-cook-me-eggs-any-more-cause-of-this-bullsh/72947 "2009-09-01T12:50:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 12:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-gf-wont-cook-me-eggs-any-more-cause-of-this-bullsh/72947/1 "2009-09-01T12:50:23Z")

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Possilbly NWS

> **[Hatchery Investigation | Mercy For Animals](http://hatchery.mercyforanimals.org)**
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> Video: Thrown, dropped, mutilated, and ground-up alive. This is the disturbing reality faced by hundreds of thousands of chicks each day at the world's largest egg-laying breed hatchery Hy-Line International in Spencer, Iowa.

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**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-gf-wont-cook-me-eggs-any-more-cause-of-this-bullsh/72947/2 "2009-09-01T12:52:01Z")

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they look happy to me.

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**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 12:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-gf-wont-cook-me-eggs-any-more-cause-of-this-bullsh/72947/3 "2009-09-01T12:58:58Z")

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I told her it was a necessary evil and she hasn’t said a word to me since.

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**Author:** ![JCuz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcuz/32/7338_2.png) [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-gf-wont-cook-me-eggs-any-more-cause-of-this-bullsh/72947/4 "2009-09-01T12:59:56Z")

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they look delicious to me

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**Author:** ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-gf-wont-cook-me-eggs-any-more-cause-of-this-bullsh/72947/5 "2009-09-01T13:01:45Z")

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mechanically separated chicken. it’s the second ingredient in slim jims.

:tup:

lol, at them falling into the grinder

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**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-gf-wont-cook-me-eggs-any-more-cause-of-this-bullsh/72947/6 "2009-09-01T13:02:43Z")

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I personally don’t care about chicken’s feelings.

Slap her every morning and ask her for eggs.

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 1:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-gf-wont-cook-me-eggs-any-more-cause-of-this-bullsh/72947/7 "2009-09-01T13:04:50Z")

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Tell her you like your women like you like your fish.

Battered.

Maybe she’ll get the point that she needs to go back to cooking eggs. 🙂

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-gf-wont-cook-me-eggs-any-more-cause-of-this-bullsh/72947/8 "2009-09-01T13:05:38Z")

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if she isn’t going to cook for you, what’s the point?

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**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-gf-wont-cook-me-eggs-any-more-cause-of-this-bullsh/72947/9 "2009-09-01T13:05:53Z")

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> [@PureXTC](#):
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> I told her it was a necessary evil and she hasn’t said a word to me since.

how is that a necessary evil?

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**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-gf-wont-cook-me-eggs-any-more-cause-of-this-bullsh/72947/10 "2009-09-01T13:06:58Z")

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> [@ILC](#):
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> how is that a necessary evil?

Seriously it is needed but it isn’t evil.

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**Author:** ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-gf-wont-cook-me-eggs-any-more-cause-of-this-bullsh/72947/11 "2009-09-01T13:08:24Z")

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> [@ultradriver10000](#):
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> Seriously it is needed but it isn’t evil.

truth

without it there would be no slim jims

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**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-gf-wont-cook-me-eggs-any-more-cause-of-this-bullsh/72947/12 "2009-09-01T13:08:43Z")

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> [@ultradriver10000](#):
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> Seriously it is needed but it isn’t evil.

I’m still curious why its needed… there are many other ways to go about this way… instead of huge factories, processing this shit like this

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**Author:** ![Cavi\_Mike](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cavi_mike/32/5217_2.png) [@Cavi\_Mike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cavi_Mike)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-gf-wont-cook-me-eggs-any-more-cause-of-this-bullsh/72947/13 "2009-09-01T13:09:21Z")

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As long as she never finds out how pigs are treated, don’t sweat it.

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**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-gf-wont-cook-me-eggs-any-more-cause-of-this-bullsh/72947/14 "2009-09-01T13:09:30Z")

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> [@ILC](#):
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> how is that a necessary evil?

So your saying it’s not evil or why is it necessary?

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**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 1:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-gf-wont-cook-me-eggs-any-more-cause-of-this-bullsh/72947/15 "2009-09-01T13:10:30Z")

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> [@ILC](#):
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> I’m still curious why its needed… there are many other ways to go about this way… instead of huge factories, processing this shit like this

It’s necessary to keep the cost eggs down so we can all be happy.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 1:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-gf-wont-cook-me-eggs-any-more-cause-of-this-bullsh/72947/16 "2009-09-01T13:10:50Z")

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That’s part of the reason why I get free range eggs from farmer’s markets. I don’t stay away from unhealthy and cruel industrial food chain completely, but I do what I can.

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**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-gf-wont-cook-me-eggs-any-more-cause-of-this-bullsh/72947/17 "2009-09-01T13:11:10Z")

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> [@ILC](#):
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> I’m still curious why its needed… there are many other ways to go about this way… instead of huge factories, processing this shit like this

Why is it needed?! We want cheep food that is why it is needed. I don’t want to pay out the ass for a slim jim, that is why it is needed.

It is needed because people are willing to do it. If you aren’t I will, I’ll reap the profits, I’ll drive the M3. 😛

Edit: Fucking hippies

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**Author:** ![Gus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gus/32/5112_2.png) [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-gf-wont-cook-me-eggs-any-more-cause-of-this-bullsh/72947/18 "2009-09-01T13:12:40Z")

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Organic eggs ftw

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**Author:** ![brent\_strong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/brent_strong/32/7203_2.png) [@brent\_strong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/brent_strong)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-gf-wont-cook-me-eggs-any-more-cause-of-this-bullsh/72947/19 "2009-09-01T13:14:38Z")

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> [@Gus](#):
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> Organic eggs ftw

You think they’re any better?

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**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-gf-wont-cook-me-eggs-any-more-cause-of-this-bullsh/72947/20 "2009-09-01T13:14:50Z")

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I’m eating 6 eggs per day right now, so organic is too much $$$…

they should call that the chris brown machine.

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