# My Girlfriend owns me...not really, but... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 13, 2007, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-girlfriend-owns-me-not-really-but/35312 "2007-09-13T11:49:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-girlfriend-owns-me-not-really-but/35312/1 "2007-09-13T11:49:06Z")
well, actually… yeah she does. EDIT: _this is Locutus on newman’s computer._ ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-girlfriend-owns-me-not-really-but/35312/2 "2007-09-13T11:50:53Z")
played well ---
**Author:** ![93dx\_hatch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90ced4/32.png) [@93dx\_hatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/93dx_hatch)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-girlfriend-owns-me-not-really-but/35312/3 "2007-09-13T11:51:03Z")
LOLz, I thought this was going to be a weak parody thread 👏 ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-girlfriend-owns-me-not-really-but/35312/4 "2007-09-13T11:54:36Z")
👏 ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-girlfriend-owns-me-not-really-but/35312/5 "2007-09-13T11:54:39Z")
[quote=“Zong,post:2,topic:35312"”] played well [/quote] my phrase! anyways. well played. ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-girlfriend-owns-me-not-really-but/35312/6 "2007-09-13T12:00:15Z")
👏 Vagtasic! ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-girlfriend-owns-me-not-really-but/35312/7 "2007-09-13T12:13:42Z")
404 crocks not found ---
**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-girlfriend-owns-me-not-really-but/35312/8 "2007-09-13T12:25:07Z")
[quote=“zwarbyt,post:7,topic:35312"”] 404 crocks not found [/quote] lol ---
**Author:** ![STEALTTH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stealtth/32/7582_2.png) [@STEALTTH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/STEALTTH)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-girlfriend-owns-me-not-really-but/35312/9 "2007-09-13T12:35:42Z")
haha dicks! Go find something pink to play with:massmoon: ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-girlfriend-owns-me-not-really-but/35312/10 "2007-09-13T12:37:12Z")
[quote=“STEALTTH,post:9,topic:35312"”] haha dicks! Go find something pink to play with:massmoon: [/quote] this wasn’t directed towards you at all. ---
**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-girlfriend-owns-me-not-really-but/35312/11 "2007-09-13T12:37:18Z")
this one’s pretty good :tup: ---
**Author:** ![Adictd2b00st](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/adictd2b00st/32/7625_2.png) [@Adictd2b00st](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Adictd2b00st)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 1:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-girlfriend-owns-me-not-really-but/35312/12 "2007-09-13T13:37:45Z")
newman this is by far your best parody thread :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Rx3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rx3/32/7194_2.png) [@Rx3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Rx3)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 2:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-girlfriend-owns-me-not-really-but/35312/13 "2007-09-13T14:13:40Z")
[quote=“newman,post:10,topic:35312"”] this wasn’t directed towards you at all. [/quote] I think he is referring to wanna be pimp Locutus, who doesn’t wear the pants anymore :mamoru: ---
**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 2:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-girlfriend-owns-me-not-really-but/35312/14 "2007-09-13T14:17:35Z")
first of all. i wear the pants :massmoon: second of all. nice thread, i lol’ed third of all. why do you think i dont wear the pants?:smash2: fourth of all. sometimes i let her wear the pants, cus i like it like that :roll2: ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 2:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-girlfriend-owns-me-not-really-but/35312/15 "2007-09-13T14:29:05Z")
yes, but who wears the crocs ---
**Author:** ![87FOXGT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ecd19e/32.png) [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 2:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-girlfriend-owns-me-not-really-but/35312/16 "2007-09-13T14:30:22Z")
pics of you wearing pants or ban Also : nice work newman, your best parody work so far 👏 ---
**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 2:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-girlfriend-owns-me-not-really-but/35312/17 "2007-09-13T14:44:47Z")
shorts + crocs + Polo FTW and my outfit was picked out by my gf FTW ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 2:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-girlfriend-owns-me-not-really-but/35312/18 "2007-09-13T14:50:52Z")
you’re gay slave ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 3:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-girlfriend-owns-me-not-really-but/35312/19 "2007-09-13T15:08:02Z")
[quote=“zwarbyt,post:7,topic:35312"”] 404 crocks not found [/quote] :ohyeah: ---
**Author:** ![Rx3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rx3/32/7194_2.png) [@Rx3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Rx3)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 3:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-girlfriend-owns-me-not-really-but/35312/20 "2007-09-13T15:08:20Z")
[quote=“Locutus,post:14,topic:35312"”] sometimes i let her wear the pants, cus i like it like that :roll2: [/quote] O RLY?! :whip: > [@Locutus](#): > > shorts + crocs + Polo FTW > > and my outfit was picked out by my gf FTW Do you even remember the last time you wore pants Mr. [Igotyoubytheballs.com](http://Igotyoubytheballs.com)? :mamoru: 😛 [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-girlfriend-owns-me-not-really-but/35312.md?page=2)