# My job is so fucking unbelievable
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/127118
**Category:** SON240sx Off Topic
**Created:** [August 11, 2009, 7:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/127118 "2009-08-11T19:48:46Z")
**Posts on this page:** 12
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### Author:  [@Hacknik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hacknik)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2009, 7:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/127118/1 "2009-08-11T19:48:46Z")
(found this on JDMR lol)
My job is so fukking unbelievable. I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I’m not sure she even showers, much less shaves her “womanly” parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fukking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I’m sure after work. He probably hasn’t been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he’s only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960’s, and to make things worse, he brings his big fukking dog to work. Every fukking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it’s trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fukking day.
Anyway, I drive these fuktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
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### Author:  [@gone\_rippin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/gone_rippin)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2009, 7:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/127118/2 "2009-08-11T19:54:03Z")
lol, that was really good actually, good laugh
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### Author:  [@XenoVibe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/XenoVibe)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2009, 8:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/127118/3 "2009-08-11T20:21:43Z")
LOL good one. so you’re Freddie, the scarf wearing homo?
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### Author:  [@schen04](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/schen04)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2009, 8:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/127118/4 "2009-08-11T20:50:13Z")
^^^
LOL xenovibe your comment made me laugh more than op
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### Author:  [@Driftin-RPS13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Driftin-RPS13)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2009, 9:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/127118/5 "2009-08-11T21:21:54Z")
LOOL
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### Author:  [@BCHLR240SX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BCHLR240SX)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2009, 9:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/127118/6 "2009-08-11T21:38:12Z")
> [@the second thing that pisses me off tonight](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-second-thing-that-pisses-me-off-tonight/23508/13):
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> LOL good one. so you’re Freddie, the scarf wearing homo?
LMAO
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### Author:  [@Ciaran](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ciaran)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2009, 10:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/127118/7 "2009-08-11T22:00:18Z")
this has been my facebook “about me” for a while now.
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### Author:  [@91S131](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91S131)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2009, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/127118/8 "2009-08-12T07:05:57Z")
indeed a good laugh.
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### Author:  [@LockeD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LockeD)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2009, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/127118/9 "2009-08-12T10:32:26Z")
Lmmmmmfao
good post!
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### Author:  [@Solarian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Solarian)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2009, 7:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/127118/10 "2009-08-13T19:54:47Z")
Haha, I lol’d hard.
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### Author:  [@XSNRGE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/XSNRGE)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2009, 8:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/127118/11 "2009-08-13T20:47:01Z")
> [@the second thing that pisses me off tonight](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-second-thing-that-pisses-me-off-tonight/23508/13):
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> LOL good one. so you’re Freddie, the scarf wearing homo?
ZING!
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### Author:  [@prozac3ne2nr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/prozac3ne2nr)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2009, 8:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/127118/12 "2009-08-19T08:48:38Z")
haha, ok that was creative Xeno.
Author, what mysteries you guys solve on a daily basis?