# My job is so fucking unbelievable
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/246073
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [August 12, 2009, 9:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/246073 "2009-08-12T09:40:16Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@CustomLowz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CustomLowz)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2009, 9:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/246073/1 "2009-08-12T09:40:16Z")
My job is so fukking unbelievable. I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I’m not sure she even showers, much less shaves her “womanly” parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fukking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I’m sure after work. He probably hasn’t been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he’s only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960’s, and to make things worse, he brings his big fukking dog to work. Every fukking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it’s trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fukking day.
Anyway, I drive these fuktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
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### Author:  [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2009, 9:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/246073/2 "2009-08-12T09:41:51Z")
lmao
How do you know he is high? Just get that vibe, mannn?
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### Author:  [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2009, 9:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/246073/3 "2009-08-12T09:58:12Z")
This thread…
:facepalm
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### Author:  [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2009, 10:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/246073/4 "2009-08-12T10:01:21Z")
So let me get this right.
You hate the hot girl because she won’t let you in her pants even though she’s lighter than air. So as a last resort you tried to hook up with fugly mcfug and she denied your request, so you keep telling yourself she’s a lesbian to make your self feel better. And lastly you hate the pothead because he managed to hook up with both of them at the same time, after baking them out and not offering you any of the leftovers…So here you are on Shift, to complain about your “job”.
:o)
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### Author:  [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2009, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/246073/5 "2009-08-12T10:04:58Z")
> [@Helloooo witness protection program!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helloooo-witness-protection-program/21555/18):
>
> So let me get this right.
>
> You hate the hot girl because she won’t let you in her pants even though she’s lighter than air. So as a last resort you tried to hook up with fugly mcfug and she denied your request, so you keep telling yourself she’s a lesbian to make your self feel better. And lastly you hate the pothead because he managed to hook up with both of them at the same time, after baking them out and not offering you any of the leftovers…So here you are on Shift, to complain about your “job”.
>
> :o)
omg you cant be fucking serious :rofl
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### Author:  [@Fn\_Skanks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fn_Skanks)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2009, 10:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/246073/6 "2009-08-12T10:07:30Z")
are they hiring?
i’m interested.
any job that lets you bring your dog to work is one that i’d want. sounds relaxed as hell
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### Author:  [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2009, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/246073/7 "2009-08-12T10:08:11Z")
if Themla takes off her glasses shes hot. Did anyone ever see that episode of robot chicken where she is secretly hot then fucked everyone
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2009, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/246073/8 "2009-08-12T10:11:50Z")
so what scooby-doo character are you, matt?
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### Author:  [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2009, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/246073/9 "2009-08-12T10:16:08Z")
Rut Rohhhh!
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### Author:  [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2009, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/246073/10 "2009-08-12T10:24:02Z")
haha this made me lol
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2009, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/246073/11 "2009-08-12T10:27:16Z")
well ya got daphne=the airhead
shaggy=the pothead
velma=the lesbo
that makes matt fred :lmao
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### Author:  [@CustomLowz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CustomLowz)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2009, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/246073/12 "2009-08-12T10:27:54Z")
> [@kramerbuccs24"](#):
>
> so what scooby-doo character are you, matt?
heres the Gang im the white guy with the white long sleeves and as you can tell the one all the way to the left is the hot one
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2009, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/246073/13 "2009-08-12T10:29:12Z")
hahahahah and “shaggy”'s got a dog too hahahaaa
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### Author:  [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2009, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/246073/14 "2009-08-12T12:08:47Z")
I got you beat… I just had a lady, the site contact none the less, take down a file and print server for the state… looking for a noise in the server room.
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### Author:  [@dubnix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dubnix)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2009, 4:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/246073/15 "2009-08-12T16:44:10Z")
> [@NAS- Hip Hop is Dead](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nas-hip-hop-is-dead/21296/54):
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> if Themla takes off her glasses shes hot. Did anyone ever see that episode of robot chicken where she is secretly hot then fucked everyone
BWwAHAAHAA …fantastic
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### Author:  [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2009, 4:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/246073/16 "2009-08-12T16:47:22Z")
My job is great, I love it and the people I work with. Real laid back, down to earth people, make my own hours. I wish it paid more but that’ll come in time. I applied for Product Development Engineer, I do a lot of the work our old guy did so I have a shot. We shall see…
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### Author:  [@stockcarboy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/stockcarboy)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2009, 5:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/246073/17 "2009-08-12T17:21:25Z")
> [@Helloooo witness protection program!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helloooo-witness-protection-program/21555/18):
>
> So let me get this right.
>
> You hate the hot girl because she won’t let you in her pants even though she’s lighter than air. So as a last resort you tried to hook up with fugly mcfug and she denied your request, so you keep telling yourself she’s a lesbian to make your self feel better. And lastly you hate the pothead because he managed to hook up with both of them at the same time, after baking them out and not offering you any of the leftovers…So here you are on Shift, to complain about your “job”.
>
> :o)
lmfao
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### Author:  [@Gendy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gendy)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2009, 6:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/246073/18 "2009-08-13T06:22:21Z")
So…where do u work
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### Author:  [@Gendy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gendy)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2009, 6:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/246073/19 "2009-08-13T06:23:27Z")
- pics of self proclaimed hot girl
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### Author:  [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2009, 6:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/246073/20 "2009-08-13T06:25:01Z")
I feel like this went over so many peoples heads :wierd
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