# My job is so fucking unbelievable **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 12, 2009, 9:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/246073 "2009-08-12T09:40:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sully93vr4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sully93vr4/32/6278_2.png) [@Sully93vr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sully93vr4)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2009, 6:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/246073/21 "2009-08-13T06:35:27Z")
> [@rspeed.org??](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rspeed-org/21601/20): > > So…where do u work > [@New Mos Def and Ghostface album are now leaked.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-mos-def-and-ghostface-album-are-now-leaked/20969/11): > > - pics of self proclaimed hot girl :haha:haha:haha :rofl ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2009, 6:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/246073/22 "2009-08-13T06:40:04Z")
honestly I’d rather be shaggy than fred. Freds a pretentious ass hole with a stick up his ass ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2009, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/246073/23 "2009-08-13T06:42:20Z")
> [@Ariel Atom build ..... using a 2.8L "Hayabusa" V8](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ariel-atom-build-using-a-2-8l-hayabusa-v8/21603/6): > > I feel like this went over so many peoples heads :wierd +1 - I got a good giggle out of it at the end. ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2009, 6:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/246073/24 "2009-08-13T06:43:01Z")
> [@For those of you that remember my Joe Comstock thread read this.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-those-of-you-that-remember-my-joe-comstock-thread-read-this/21509/27): > > honestly I’d rather be shaggy than fred. > > Freds a pretentious ass hole with a stick up his ass but that is customlowz 🤣rofl ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2009, 6:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/246073/25 "2009-08-13T06:50:06Z")
![http://i334.photobucket.com/albums/m429/VOTBLINDUB/Random/1248921632650.jpg](http://i334.photobucket.com/albums/m429/VOTBLINDUB/Random/1248921632650.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![NedZ32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nedz32/32/6393_2.png) [@NedZ32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NedZ32)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2009, 9:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/246073/26 "2009-08-13T09:07:19Z")
> [@For rent: 3 bdrm apt in Cheektowaga](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-rent-3-bdrm-apt-in-cheektowaga/21404/10): > > My job is so fukking unbelievable. I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: > > First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. > > The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I’m not sure she even showers, much less shaves her “womanly” parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. > > But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fukking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I’m sure after work. He probably hasn’t been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he’s only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960’s, and to make things worse, he brings his big fukking dog to work. Every fukking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it’s trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fukking day. > > Anyway, I drive these fuktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit. I smell a Sitcom ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2009, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/246073/27 "2009-08-13T09:08:34Z")
Nah, would work way better in cartoon form. They could work it out in the plot line so every episode they have some cooky mistery to solve or something. It’s sure to be a hit. ---
**Author:** ![vvtlicelica](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vvtlicelica/32/6520_2.png) [@vvtlicelica](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vvtlicelica)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2009, 9:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/246073/28 "2009-08-13T09:24:23Z")
> [@Helloooo witness protection program!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helloooo-witness-protection-program/21555/18): > > So let me get this right. > > You hate the hot girl because she won’t let you in her pants even though she’s lighter than air. So as a last resort you tried to hook up with fugly mcfug and she denied your request, so you keep telling yourself she’s a lesbian to make your self feel better. And lastly you hate the pothead because he managed to hook up with both of them at the same time, after baking them out and not offering you any of the leftovers…So here you are on Shift, to complain about your “job”. > > :o) haha as funny a theory as this is sparkles has a gf hahahahaha ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2009, 12:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/246073/29 "2009-08-13T12:16:34Z")
> [@vvtlicelica"](#): > > haha as funny a theory as this is sparkles has a gf hahahahaha yet again i just feel like this thread has gone over many peoples heads… ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2009, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/246073/30 "2009-08-13T12:20:35Z")
:rofl ---
**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2009, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/246073/31 "2009-08-13T13:25:25Z")
Scooooby Dooobieee Doooooooooo ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2009, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-job-is-so-fucking-unbelievable/246073/32 "2009-08-13T13:26:12Z")
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