# My Message from Cowher

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-message-from-cowher/171899
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [January 22, 2005, 8:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-message-from-cowher/171899 "2005-01-22T20:15:22Z")
**Posts on this page:** 5
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### Author: ![GetawayDriver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e56c9b/32.png) [@GetawayDriver](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GetawayDriver)
#### Post date: [January 22, 2005, 8:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-message-from-cowher/171899/1 "2005-01-22T20:15:22Z")

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_BILL COWHER’S NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS_

Twas the night before Christmas  
In a Burgh that I know  
the stadium was empty  
and the lights did not glow.  
The uniforms hung  
in the lockers with pride  
with the helmets, their emblems  
on only one side.  
The players and coaches  
had been gone for a while  
I sent them home early  
with a holiday smile.  
So I cleared off my desk  
and was ready to leave  
to spend time at home  
on this Christmas eve.  
When out by the lockers  
I heard a loud clatter  
I ran from the office  
to see what was the matter.  
I ran down the hall  
just as fast as can be  
and stopped at the door  
I was trying to see.  
I heard some walking  
some concern did this cause  
then I gasped when I saw,  
It was Santa Claus.  
He was dressed not in red  
but in gold trimmed with black  
and I watched as he pulled  
all the gifts from his sack.  
Some fumbles, some picks,  
and some sacks for the “D”  
and a ball for Jeff Reed  
that flies as straight as can be.  
The receivers got touchdowns  
a long bomb for Big Ben  
and a defensive back  
for the BUS to smash in.  
Every player and coach  
got a gift of some kind  
but what would he leave me?  
Lots of thoughts crossed my mind.  
I watched as he carried  
his bag down the hall  
but he started to leave  
and he left me nothing at all.  
So with fire in my eyes  
and spit on my lip  
I yelled 'cross the room  
"hey man whats your trip?  
“I watched as you gave  
all those gifts to my crew  
but you’re giving me nothing  
what wrong did I do?”  
He turned and he smiled  
and he said just one thing  
“When you get to Jacksonville,  
you’ll get your Super Bowl Ring!”  
**HERE WE GO STEELERS – HERE WE GO** :steelers: .

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### Author: ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [January 22, 2005, 8:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-message-from-cowher/171899/2 "2005-01-22T20:25:37Z")

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:repost:, but 🆒

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### Author: ![GetawayDriver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e56c9b/32.png) [@GetawayDriver](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GetawayDriver)
#### Post date: [January 22, 2005, 8:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-message-from-cowher/171899/3 "2005-01-22T20:28:49Z")

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who posted this already?

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### Author: ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [January 22, 2005, 8:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-message-from-cowher/171899/4 "2005-01-22T20:39:37Z")

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> [@GetawayDriver](#):
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> who posted this already?

i dont remember, but it was right before Xmas.

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### Author: ![GetawayDriver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e56c9b/32.png) [@GetawayDriver](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GetawayDriver)
#### Post date: [January 22, 2005, 9:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-message-from-cowher/171899/5 "2005-01-22T21:59:05Z")

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my bad, I still like it though
