# my metabolism is too fucking high **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 2, 2004, 10:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-metabolism-is-too-fucking-high/168121 "2004-08-02T22:08:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Stroker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stroker/32/5948_2.png) [@Stroker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Stroker)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2004, 10:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-metabolism-is-too-fucking-high/168121/1 "2004-08-02T22:08:49Z")
i eat and eat and gain no weight :wtf: omg i’m drinking a 40oz milkshake right now its sooo good mmmm :boink ---
**Author:** ![eurodad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eurodad/32/5988_2.png) [@eurodad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eurodad)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2004, 10:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-metabolism-is-too-fucking-high/168121/2 "2004-08-02T22:11:40Z")
:1320: ---
**Author:** ![Sight\_N\_Sound](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sight_n_sound/32/5950_2.png) [@Sight\_N\_Sound](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sight_N_Sound)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2004, 10:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-metabolism-is-too-fucking-high/168121/3 "2004-08-02T22:18:10Z")
Actually it was pretty funny because I though Bics really started it…lol 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2004, 11:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-metabolism-is-too-fucking-high/168121/4 "2004-08-02T23:25:46Z")
dont matter, your future wife in the end will be 400 lbs and youll be 120lbs :jerryspringer: ---
**Author:** ![Stroker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stroker/32/5948_2.png) [@Stroker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Stroker)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2004, 11:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-metabolism-is-too-fucking-high/168121/5 "2004-08-02T23:26:53Z")
no thanks ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2004, 11:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-metabolism-is-too-fucking-high/168121/6 "2004-08-02T23:28:54Z")
scrony guy always has obese wife. you cant fuck up history bitch! ---
**Author:** ![EcoThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb8c5e/32.png) [@EcoThunder](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EcoThunder)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-metabolism-is-too-fucking-high/168121/7 "2004-08-03T11:56:19Z")
My metabolism was extremely high…then I got married. My wife doesnt cook (at all). But somehow I’m gaining weight. The other day my grandma who came to visit from Montana told be I had a round face with cute cheeks …WTF!!! ---
**Author:** ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-metabolism-is-too-fucking-high/168121/8 "2004-08-03T12:01:24Z")
i eat like a hog and i’ve been 135-145 for 7 years. ---
**Author:** ![ninjenn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c67d28/32.png) [@ninjenn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninjenn)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-metabolism-is-too-fucking-high/168121/9 "2004-08-03T12:01:51Z")
No Matt, that’s just called getting old. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 12:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-metabolism-is-too-fucking-high/168121/10 "2004-08-03T12:15:39Z")
wish i had a high metabolism :sadwavey: ---
**Author:** ![GNocide](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gnocide/32/5947_2.png) [@GNocide](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GNocide)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-metabolism-is-too-fucking-high/168121/11 "2004-08-03T12:26:23Z")
a hard on that you can set your clock to \> then metabolism :bigthumb: ---
**Author:** ![ninjenn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c67d28/32.png) [@ninjenn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninjenn)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-metabolism-is-too-fucking-high/168121/12 "2004-08-03T12:27:21Z")
:eek: thanks for sharing :ugh: ---
**Author:** ![GNocide](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gnocide/32/5947_2.png) [@GNocide](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GNocide)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 12:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-metabolism-is-too-fucking-high/168121/13 "2004-08-03T12:31:36Z")
> [@huskysgrl](#): > > :eek: thanks for sharing :ugh: sharing is a whole other issue :spank: ---
**Author:** ![slowcamaro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowcamaro/32/5975_2.png) [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 2:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-metabolism-is-too-fucking-high/168121/14 "2004-08-03T14:25:43Z")
:1320: ---
**Author:** ![Jeff95TA](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeff95ta/32/5935_2.png) [@Jeff95TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TA)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 6:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-metabolism-is-too-fucking-high/168121/15 "2004-08-03T18:46:48Z")
> [@Dick Starbucks](#): > > a hard on that you can set your clock to \> then metabolism :bigthumb: Is that when the mailman comes? :kekegay: ---
**Author:** ![GNocide](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gnocide/32/5947_2.png) [@GNocide](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GNocide)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 7:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-metabolism-is-too-fucking-high/168121/16 "2004-08-03T19:13:26Z")
> [@Jeff95TA](#): > > Is that when the mailman comes? :kekegay: :dunno: :ugh2: ---
**Author:** ![imported\_Violator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f04885/32.png) [@imported\_Violator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Violator)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 7:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-metabolism-is-too-fucking-high/168121/17 "2004-08-03T19:35:31Z")
> [@EcoThunder](#): > > My metabolism was extremely high…then I got married. My wife doesnt cook (at all). But somehow I’m gaining weight. The other day my grandma who came to visit from Montana told be I had a round face with cute cheeks …WTF!!! Thats just the body building up fat cells to keep you alive while your wife starves you.