# My Mom Just Bought a Lame Ass PT Cruiser... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 15, 2007, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-mom-just-bought-a-lame-ass-pt-cruiser/37014 "2007-10-15T12:01:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-mom-just-bought-a-lame-ass-pt-cruiser/37014/1 "2007-10-15T12:01:33Z")
What a whore. ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-mom-just-bought-a-lame-ass-pt-cruiser/37014/2 "2007-10-15T12:02:49Z")
CMON WTF ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-mom-just-bought-a-lame-ass-pt-cruiser/37014/3 "2007-10-15T12:03:13Z")
:tdown: ---
**Author:** ![JDMAllstars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/76d3ee/32.png) [@JDMAllstars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMAllstars)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-mom-just-bought-a-lame-ass-pt-cruiser/37014/4 "2007-10-15T12:03:34Z")
tell your mom she fails ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-mom-just-bought-a-lame-ass-pt-cruiser/37014/5 "2007-10-15T12:04:15Z")
Its the first new car she’s ever purchased, I can’t make her feel bad about it. Jam can though 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![jenheartsyou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/838e76/32.png) [@jenheartsyou](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jenheartsyou)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-mom-just-bought-a-lame-ass-pt-cruiser/37014/6 "2007-10-15T12:05:27Z")
the only solution: crash it. then tell her how shitty it is. ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-mom-just-bought-a-lame-ass-pt-cruiser/37014/7 "2007-10-15T12:05:57Z")
I like the way you think. ---
**Author:** ![JDMAllstars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/76d3ee/32.png) [@JDMAllstars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMAllstars)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-mom-just-bought-a-lame-ass-pt-cruiser/37014/8 "2007-10-15T12:08:56Z")
or you can write up your own fake rerport on how much theys uck and how horrid the crash test rating ios and force her to return it due to bad safey rating FTW ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-mom-just-bought-a-lame-ass-pt-cruiser/37014/9 "2007-10-15T12:08:58Z")
[quote=“jenheartsyou,post:6,topic:37014"”] the only solution: crash it. then tell her how shitty it is. [/quote] Perfecto! ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 12:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-mom-just-bought-a-lame-ass-pt-cruiser/37014/10 "2007-10-15T12:10:08Z")
![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v195/SkunkApe/fail2.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v195/SkunkApe/fail2.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![micah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/micah/32/7257_2.png) [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-mom-just-bought-a-lame-ass-pt-cruiser/37014/11 "2007-10-15T12:11:27Z")
SEASONAL FAIL IN EFFECT ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-mom-just-bought-a-lame-ass-pt-cruiser/37014/12 "2007-10-15T12:11:43Z")
It’s only a car. ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-mom-just-bought-a-lame-ass-pt-cruiser/37014/13 "2007-10-15T12:12:42Z")
[quote=“MicaH,post:11,topic:37014"”] SEASONAL FAIL IN EFFECT [/quote] LOL ---
**Author:** ![JDMAllstars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/76d3ee/32.png) [@JDMAllstars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMAllstars)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 12:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-mom-just-bought-a-lame-ass-pt-cruiser/37014/14 "2007-10-15T12:16:19Z")
[quote=“Marcus,post:12,topic:37014"”] It’s only a car. [/quote] then trade her your viper and tell us that. ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 12:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-mom-just-bought-a-lame-ass-pt-cruiser/37014/15 "2007-10-15T12:18:20Z")
[quote=“JDMAllstars,post:14,topic:37014"”] then trade her your viper and tell that. [/quote] +1 ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-mom-just-bought-a-lame-ass-pt-cruiser/37014/16 "2007-10-15T12:20:36Z")
What was she driving before this? ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 12:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-mom-just-bought-a-lame-ass-pt-cruiser/37014/17 "2007-10-15T12:21:13Z")
Some Ford truck. I’m not sure if its a step up or a step down. ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-mom-just-bought-a-lame-ass-pt-cruiser/37014/18 "2007-10-15T12:22:17Z")
Ugh, that’s horrible too. Haha. ---
**Author:** ![Jagermeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jagermeister](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jagermeister)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-mom-just-bought-a-lame-ass-pt-cruiser/37014/19 "2007-10-15T12:28:24Z")
**FAIL** ![http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/071004/071004_ARod_hmed_8p.hmedium.jpg](http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/071004/071004_ARod_hmed_8p.hmedium.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-mom-just-bought-a-lame-ass-pt-cruiser/37014/20 "2007-10-15T12:44:47Z")
I’m pretty sure this qualifies for gen auto since it is about a PT cruiser and your mom being a whore :gotme: 😛 [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-mom-just-bought-a-lame-ass-pt-cruiser/37014.md?page=2)