# My mom's a loser. She got a DWI. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 7, 2008, 3:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-moms-a-loser-she-got-a-dwi/41411 "2008-01-07T15:33:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 3:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-moms-a-loser-she-got-a-dwi/41411/21 "2008-01-07T15:47:17Z")
> [@2TurboZ](#): > > Before or after she bought you the 5 series that you crashed? Excuse me? She didn’t buy it for me. And it’s not my fault I got rear ended and pushed into oncoming traffic. And she stole 6k after the accident. ---
**Author:** ![Dlucas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c77e96/32.png) [@Dlucas](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dlucas)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 3:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-moms-a-loser-she-got-a-dwi/41411/22 "2008-01-07T15:47:29Z")
Call her up. Say EXACTLY THIS: “Mom, promise you won’t be mad…no matter what?” “Well, I got a DWI” _After she flips out for 10 minutes or so_ “Yeah, it was the same cop that gave you yours” :tup: ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 3:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-moms-a-loser-she-got-a-dwi/41411/23 "2008-01-07T15:48:02Z")
Either way, DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE KIDDIES! ---
**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 4:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-moms-a-loser-she-got-a-dwi/41411/24 "2008-01-07T16:06:04Z")
> [@Dlucas](#): > > Call her up. > > Say EXACTLY THIS: > > “Mom, promise you won’t be mad…no matter what?” > > “Well, I got a DWI” > > _After she flips out for 10 minutes or so_ > > “Yeah, it was the same cop that gave you yours” > > :tup: lmao DO IT ---
**Author:** ![Coveted\_Hilton](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coveted_hilton/32/5191_2.png) [@Coveted\_Hilton](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coveted_Hilton)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 4:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-moms-a-loser-she-got-a-dwi/41411/25 "2008-01-07T16:09:23Z")
> [@psphinx81](#): > > lmao > > DO IT ahahahahah yeah ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 4:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-moms-a-loser-she-got-a-dwi/41411/26 "2008-01-07T16:09:43Z")
LOL do it ---
**Author:** ![forthekicks385](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/forthekicks385/32/7484_2.png) [@forthekicks385](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/forthekicks385)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 4:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-moms-a-loser-she-got-a-dwi/41411/27 "2008-01-07T16:45:06Z")
like mother, like daughter! ---
**Author:** ![ineedacar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/48db29/32.png) [@ineedacar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ineedacar)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 4:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-moms-a-loser-she-got-a-dwi/41411/28 "2008-01-07T16:51:57Z")
sorry but to me, you’re just as much a loser as your mom for getting a dwi, to go on the internet and seek attention in reference to it. no one cares. :hang: ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-moms-a-loser-she-got-a-dwi/41411/29 "2008-01-07T16:53:36Z")
> [@Dlucas](#): > > Call her up. > > Say EXACTLY THIS: > > “Mom, promise you won’t be mad…no matter what?” > > “Well, I got a DWI” > > _After she flips out for 10 minutes or so_ > > “Yeah, it was the same cop that gave you yours” > > :tup: Hahahahaha, flawless. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 4:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-moms-a-loser-she-got-a-dwi/41411/30 "2008-01-07T16:54:53Z")
at least they did a roving crackdown on people that actually committed driving violations. Checkpoints are cheating. ---
**Author:** ![forthekicks385](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/forthekicks385/32/7484_2.png) [@forthekicks385](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/forthekicks385)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 4:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-moms-a-loser-she-got-a-dwi/41411/31 "2008-01-07T16:57:33Z")
> [@Dlucas](#): > > Call her up. > > Say EXACTLY THIS: > > “Mom, promise you won’t be mad…no matter what?” > > “Well, I got a DWI” > > _After she flips out for 10 minutes or so_ > > “Yeah, it was the same cop that gave you yours” > > :tup: rotfloflshiac (rolling on the floor laughing out fucking loud so hard i am crying!) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 5:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-moms-a-loser-she-got-a-dwi/41411/32 "2008-01-07T17:00:16Z")
Sounds like she needs a solid Cunt punt to set her strait, and hey maybe the 6k will fall out. ---
**Author:** ![Vendetta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/4491bb/32.png) [@Vendetta](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vendetta)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 5:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-moms-a-loser-she-got-a-dwi/41411/33 "2008-01-07T17:14:05Z")
well according to your mothers BAC she kept up close with the others whose they listed too so not bad i guess ---
**Author:** ![STEALTTH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stealtth/32/7582_2.png) [@STEALTTH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/STEALTTH)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 5:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-moms-a-loser-she-got-a-dwi/41411/34 "2008-01-07T17:18:56Z")
wow…I don’t know what’s worse…what your monther did or you for posting it. Either way, way to draw negative attention to yourself :tup: ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 5:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-moms-a-loser-she-got-a-dwi/41411/35 "2008-01-07T17:19:03Z")
2 pages no tits ---
**Author:** ![forthekicks385](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/forthekicks385/32/7484_2.png) [@forthekicks385](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/forthekicks385)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 5:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-moms-a-loser-she-got-a-dwi/41411/36 "2008-01-07T17:24:57Z")
zwarbyt: some of use want to be able to see until 50 when my eye sight goes bad i don’t need anything else to scar my retinas ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 5:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-moms-a-loser-she-got-a-dwi/41411/37 "2008-01-07T17:30:19Z")
i dont wanna see dawns tits, just her moms, get it right ---
**Author:** ![forthekicks385](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/forthekicks385/32/7484_2.png) [@forthekicks385](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/forthekicks385)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 5:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-moms-a-loser-she-got-a-dwi/41411/38 "2008-01-07T17:32:16Z")
o well they might be old and wrinkly o wait that is dawn again ---
**Author:** ![Carbonfiberhooded](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carbonfiberhooded/32/7608_2.png) [@Carbonfiberhooded](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carbonfiberhooded)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-moms-a-loser-she-got-a-dwi/41411/39 "2008-01-07T18:56:42Z")
• Philip Barger, 24, of Ransomville, charged with aggravated DWI, a lane violation and aggravated unlicensed operation when he was pulled over on Ewings Road with a bloodalcohol content of .21. Damn! This guy was really wasted! ---
**Author:** ![layzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layzie/32/7599_2.png) [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 6:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-moms-a-loser-she-got-a-dwi/41411/40 "2008-01-07T18:57:48Z")
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