# My mom's a loser. She got a DWI.

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**Created:** [January 7, 2008, 3:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-moms-a-loser-she-got-a-dwi/41411 "2008-01-07T15:33:39Z")
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### Author: ![forthekicks385](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/forthekicks385/32/7484_2.png) [@forthekicks385](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/forthekicks385)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2008, 4:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-moms-a-loser-she-got-a-dwi/41411/31 "2008-01-07T16:57:33Z")

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> [@Dlucas](#):
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> Call her up.
> 
> Say EXACTLY THIS:
> 
> “Mom, promise you won’t be mad…no matter what?”
> 
> “Well, I got a DWI”
> 
> _After she flips out for 10 minutes or so_
> 
> “Yeah, it was the same cop that gave you yours”
> 
> :tup:

rotfloflshiac (rolling on the floor laughing out fucking loud so hard i am crying!)

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