# my neighboor vs.  eclipse  FUNNY!

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-neighboor-vs-eclipse-funny/1204>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Automotive\
**Created:** [July 31, 2005, 9:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-neighboor-vs-eclipse-funny/1204 "2005-07-31T21:44:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![steve1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/steve1/32/7283_2.png) [@steve1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/steve1)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 9:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-neighboor-vs-eclipse-funny/1204/1 "2005-07-31T21:44:28Z")

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funny kill story…as i was walking out my door i looked up the street and saw a silver eclipse coming down the street. (loud farty exhaust)…all of a sudden my neighbor SCOTT passes this eclipse in his 4 wheeler!!!(i guess they were racing down my street) …

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**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 9:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-neighboor-vs-eclipse-funny/1204/2 "2005-07-31T21:48:50Z")

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names names names … lol … ricer flyby’s are for pansies who say they are turbo but arent

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**Author:** ![STEALTTH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stealtth/32/7582_2.png) [@STEALTTH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/STEALTTH)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 9:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-neighboor-vs-eclipse-funny/1204/3 "2005-07-31T21:49:46Z")

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wait, so you blew a stop sign tryin to race some kid in an eclipse? Was this in a neighborhood?

Did you actually line up and race cause from the story it seems like you blew a stop sign a caught him and then kept going…If you were racing he shouldnt have given you the finger. were you just driving dumb or…I dunno explain your story better cause im confused.

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**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 10:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-neighboor-vs-eclipse-funny/1204/4 "2005-07-31T22:04:38Z")

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> [@steve](#):
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> so i cruise through the stop sign and keep on the gas. i caught him after about hitting 70mph.

:bloated: :bloated: :bloated:

besides, everyone knows RS’s are slow

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 10:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-neighboor-vs-eclipse-funny/1204/5 "2005-07-31T22:48:51Z")

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lol i love those kids who put stickers all over their rs/gs 2nd gens and tell people they’re turbo, or twin turbo. :biglaugh:

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**Author:** ![SI01](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/si01/32/7187_2.png) [@SI01](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SI01)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 11:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-neighboor-vs-eclipse-funny/1204/6 "2005-07-31T23:28:15Z")

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Wait, you ran a stop sign, then flew by him, then you’re pissed that he flew by you?

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**Author:** ![fairgentleman\_Z](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fairgentleman_z/32/7263_2.png) [@fairgentleman\_Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fairgentleman_Z)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 6:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-neighboor-vs-eclipse-funny/1204/7 "2005-08-01T06:13:06Z")

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> [@steve](#):
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> so i cruise through the stop sign and keep on the gas.

:cockblock

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**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 6:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-neighboor-vs-eclipse-funny/1204/8 "2005-08-01T06:15:40Z")

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(sry only 18) and retarded.

I will edit as well…

Blowing stop signs is retarded. Slow or fast…

I like to speed up before the sign, slam the brakes to a screeching hault, then punch it.

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**Author:** ![TrueBlue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trueblue/32/7245_2.png) [@TrueBlue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrueBlue)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-neighboor-vs-eclipse-funny/1204/9 "2005-08-01T10:21:06Z")

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did the title of this thread just change? wtf?

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**Author:** ![Xander](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xander/32/7597_2.png) [@Xander](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Xander)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-neighboor-vs-eclipse-funny/1204/10 "2005-08-01T10:24:02Z")

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LOL

X…

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**Author:** ![STEALTTH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stealtth/32/7582_2.png) [@STEALTTH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/STEALTTH)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 10:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-neighboor-vs-eclipse-funny/1204/11 "2005-08-01T10:55:19Z")

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edited

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-neighboor-vs-eclipse-funny/1204/12 "2005-08-01T11:04:25Z")

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i dont get it.

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**Author:** ![STEALTTH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stealtth/32/7582_2.png) [@STEALTTH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/STEALTTH)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-neighboor-vs-eclipse-funny/1204/13 "2005-08-01T11:05:46Z")

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edited…story really wasnt as bad as he wrote it the first time…bad wording is all…

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**Author:** ![steve1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/steve1/32/7283_2.png) [@steve1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/steve1)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 11:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-neighboor-vs-eclipse-funny/1204/14 "2005-08-01T11:19:40Z")

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ya i don’t want people to think im an asshole,that whole thing sounded pretty sketchy after reading it… the middle finger = me and him always desputed about who’s car was faster.(like little girls)… when i said i blew through a stop sign, i was going only 5mph. it was a right turn onto a 4 lane road from my neighborhood. i was still cautious and mindfull of other drivers! i just went through to catch him b/c he was running… we lined at 70 (3 beeps) and raced to 120.

once again sorry to post a sketchy thread b/c i don’t wanna get a bad reputation…hope we talk again

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   -STEVE-
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**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-neighboor-vs-eclipse-funny/1204/15 "2005-08-01T11:25:30Z")

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This thread is stupid. I am closing it.
