# my neighbor just told me this joke **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 26, 2006, 5:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-neighbor-just-told-me-this-joke/185854 "2006-10-26T17:41:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 5:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-neighbor-just-told-me-this-joke/185854/1 "2006-10-26T17:41:08Z")
A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them is washing her private parts and notices that there is a response on the monitor when she touches her. They go to her husband and explain what happened, telling him, “Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma.” The husband is skeptical, but they assure him that they’ll close the curtains for privacy. Besides it’s worth a try. The hubby finally agrees and goes into his wife’s room. After a few minutes the woman’s monitor flatlines…no pulse…no heart rate. The nurses run into the room. The husband is standing there, pulling up his pants and says, “I think she choked.” ---
**Author:** ![eurodad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eurodad/32/5988_2.png) [@eurodad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eurodad)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 6:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-neighbor-just-told-me-this-joke/185854/2 "2006-10-26T18:28:16Z")
🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Turbo\_Silverado](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_silverado/32/5990_2.png) [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 6:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-neighbor-just-told-me-this-joke/185854/3 "2006-10-26T18:29:01Z")
🤣 ur best post ever ---
**Author:** ![slvr98camaro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7c8e57/32.png) [@slvr98camaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slvr98camaro)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 6:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-neighbor-just-told-me-this-joke/185854/4 "2006-10-26T18:30:58Z")
this is an old old joke, but it totally fooled me 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![SCHMEIDER](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/schmeider/32/6032_2.png) [@SCHMEIDER](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SCHMEIDER)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 6:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-neighbor-just-told-me-this-joke/185854/5 "2006-10-26T18:33:36Z")
:bigok: ---
**Author:** ![Sinner6.0L](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sinner6.0l/32/6016_2.png) [@Sinner6.0L](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sinner6.0L)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 7:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-neighbor-just-told-me-this-joke/185854/6 "2006-10-26T19:18:09Z")
:bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![SoLow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solow/32/6001_2.png) [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 7:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-neighbor-just-told-me-this-joke/185854/7 "2006-10-26T19:18:50Z")
lol ---
**Author:** ![jinxxycat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@jinxxycat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jinxxycat)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 8:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-neighbor-just-told-me-this-joke/185854/8 "2006-10-26T20:27:33Z")
> [@Aaron (Skunkapes) Welcome Home Drunk Fest Tonight 3/3!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/aaron-skunkapes-welcome-home-drunk-fest-tonight-3-3/25383/18): > > :bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 8:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-neighbor-just-told-me-this-joke/185854/9 "2006-10-26T20:30:12Z")
🤣 ---
**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 8:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-neighbor-just-told-me-this-joke/185854/10 "2006-10-26T20:31:14Z")
Your neighbor is fucking retarded… ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 8:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-neighbor-just-told-me-this-joke/185854/11 "2006-10-26T20:43:58Z")
> [@Jesus Debate](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus-debate/25247/134): > > Your neighbor is fucking retarded… I’m with muscles on this one. ---
**Author:** ![Orr89rocz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac91a4/32.png) [@Orr89rocz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Orr89rocz)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 10:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-neighbor-just-told-me-this-joke/185854/12 "2006-10-26T22:51:30Z")
haha i heard this one before…pretty good ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 4:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-neighbor-just-told-me-this-joke/185854/13 "2006-10-27T04:22:09Z")
> [@i hate people that dont respect other people's stuff](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-hate-people-that-dont-respect-other-peoples-stuff/25387/14): > > 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 6:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-neighbor-just-told-me-this-joke/185854/14 "2006-10-27T06:20:28Z")
🤣 ---
**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 7:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-neighbor-just-told-me-this-joke/185854/15 "2006-10-27T07:17:53Z")
i see what you did there ---
**Author:** ![grindpunk16](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9f8e36/32.png) [@grindpunk16](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/grindpunk16)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-neighbor-just-told-me-this-joke/185854/16 "2006-10-27T08:46:57Z")
rofl ---
**Author:** ![cleanquick306](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/48db29/32.png) [@cleanquick306](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cleanquick306)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-neighbor-just-told-me-this-joke/185854/17 "2006-10-27T08:49:34Z")
🤣 ---
**Author:** ![burnyd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnyd/32/6020_2.png) [@burnyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnyd)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-neighbor-just-told-me-this-joke/185854/18 "2006-10-27T11:11:32Z")
lol ---
**Author:** ![MONTE\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MONTE\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MONTE_SS)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-neighbor-just-told-me-this-joke/185854/19 "2006-10-27T11:29:06Z")
LMAO