# My s2000 got crapped on by a bird **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 22, 2006, 3:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-s2000-got-crapped-on-by-a-bird/7165 "2006-01-22T15:54:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 3:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-s2000-got-crapped-on-by-a-bird/7165/1 "2006-01-22T15:54:57Z")
If the top would have been down, it would have crapped on me. Then, I traveled 7 blocks in 40 minutes. Then, an NYC taxi tried to cut into my lane (the turning lane) and scraped my car. Thankfully there was a traffic cop right there. The guy was trying to weasel his way out of it and say that “I hit him” I feel a bit violated. It’s only cosmetic, i may need a new fender, but still. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Helidrop](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/helidrop/32/7583_2.png) [@Helidrop](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Helidrop)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 3:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-s2000-got-crapped-on-by-a-bird/7165/2 "2006-01-22T15:57:00Z")
:tdown: Howie, that’s poopy ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 4:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-s2000-got-crapped-on-by-a-bird/7165/3 "2006-01-22T16:01:13Z")
that sucks ☹ sorry howieeeeeeeeee ---
**Author:** ![Twizted](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/twizted/32/7206_2.png) [@Twizted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Twizted)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 4:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-s2000-got-crapped-on-by-a-bird/7165/4 "2006-01-22T16:16:28Z")
:tdown: sorry to hear that man. first time i went to NYC was this past oct and i was like OMG these taxi drivers are crazy… ---
**Author:** ![87FOXGT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ecd19e/32.png) [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 4:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-s2000-got-crapped-on-by-a-bird/7165/5 "2006-01-22T16:17:33Z")
Bah that blows sorry to hear dood. Atleast it wasnt anything serious and youre ok. Im sure yo will get the car fixed up good as new 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Adictd2b00st](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/adictd2b00st/32/7625_2.png) [@Adictd2b00st](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Adictd2b00st)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 4:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-s2000-got-crapped-on-by-a-bird/7165/6 "2006-01-22T16:28:15Z")
sorry to hear howie. those nyc drivers are nuts haha ---
**Author:** ![BLKGSR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkgsr/32/7576_2.png) [@BLKGSR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BLKGSR)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 4:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-s2000-got-crapped-on-by-a-bird/7165/7 "2006-01-22T16:31:23Z")
Shitty ☹ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 4:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-s2000-got-crapped-on-by-a-bird/7165/8 "2006-01-22T16:48:19Z")
_insert racist comment here_ ---
**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 5:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-s2000-got-crapped-on-by-a-bird/7165/9 "2006-01-22T17:00:54Z")
> [@The\_Russian](#): > > _insert racist comment here_ ? ---
**Author:** ![SilencingMachine](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silencingmachine/32/7593_2.png) [@SilencingMachine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SilencingMachine)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 5:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-s2000-got-crapped-on-by-a-bird/7165/10 "2006-01-22T17:25:04Z")
> [@The\_Russian](#): > > _insert racist comment here_ :wstupid: :bloated: btw that BLOWS!! sry about your whip… i hate that feeling… it’s like you’ll never like your car as much again. 😢 ---
**Author:** ![MPD47](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mpd47/32/7383_2.png) [@MPD47](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MPD47)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 5:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-s2000-got-crapped-on-by-a-bird/7165/11 "2006-01-22T17:28:45Z")
That sucks man, I keep hearing horror stories about NYC and feel less and less compelled to spend any time there. ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 5:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-s2000-got-crapped-on-by-a-bird/7165/12 "2006-01-22T17:30:44Z")
when u comin to town next ? ill hammer it out for ya, save you some $ pics of damage ? ---
**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 5:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-s2000-got-crapped-on-by-a-bird/7165/13 "2006-01-22T17:53:45Z")
“he hit me” :bloated: at least we got a chicken gyro out of the deal :tup: ☹ sorry man. ---
**Author:** ![DJ\_X-StatiK](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dj_x-statik/32/7579_2.png) [@DJ\_X-StatiK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DJ_X-StatiK)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 5:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-s2000-got-crapped-on-by-a-bird/7165/14 "2006-01-22T17:55:50Z")
noooOo not the stooK! ☹ :tdown: sorry to hear babe… glad its nothing worse than that and that youre ok. ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 6:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-s2000-got-crapped-on-by-a-bird/7165/15 "2006-01-22T18:12:06Z")
BIRD POOP! hey howie, 303 makes this wonderful convertible top cleaner. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Jagermeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jagermeister](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jagermeister)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 6:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-s2000-got-crapped-on-by-a-bird/7165/16 "2006-01-22T18:28:15Z")
what do you expect, driving in NYC. Sux but bound to happen. ---
**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-s2000-got-crapped-on-by-a-bird/7165/17 "2006-01-22T19:10:54Z")
god that sucks :tdown: ---
**Author:** ![Ovrwrkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ovrwrkd/32/7586_2.png) [@Ovrwrkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ovrwrkd)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 7:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-s2000-got-crapped-on-by-a-bird/7165/18 "2006-01-22T19:11:53Z")
Sorry to hear Howie. Atleast it was minor and nothing happened to ya! ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 7:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-s2000-got-crapped-on-by-a-bird/7165/19 "2006-01-22T19:13:11Z")
comes with driving a nice car. Murphy’s law and all…A fuckin spider cost me almost $2500 ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 7:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-s2000-got-crapped-on-by-a-bird/7165/20 "2006-01-22T19:13:25Z")
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