# my son is here **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 15, 2008, 12:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-son-is-here/236875 "2008-05-15T00:16:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 8:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-son-is-here/236875/41 "2008-05-15T20:05:29Z")
:nod ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 8:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-son-is-here/236875/42 "2008-05-15T20:06:17Z")
i am gonna drink with u one of these days but im duct tapin my ass shut ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 8:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-son-is-here/236875/43 "2008-05-15T20:08:38Z")
i have razorblades. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 8:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-son-is-here/236875/44 "2008-05-15T20:19:23Z")
> [@Swifty](#): > > yeah… dead sexy. might wanna refrain from that kinda talk its been a while and its gonna be awhile as the stitches need to heel :naughty ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 8:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-son-is-here/236875/45 "2008-05-15T20:23:50Z")
thats alllll mcbitchin lol ---
**Author:** ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 8:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-son-is-here/236875/46 "2008-05-15T20:26:07Z")
:shifty I dont even know what the hell you guys are talkin about :lol ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 8:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-son-is-here/236875/47 "2008-05-15T20:26:44Z")
read swifts post ---
**Author:** ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 8:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-son-is-here/236875/48 "2008-05-15T20:28:28Z")
yeah he said john was dead sexy, and then john mentioned stiches, am I missing somthing here :ponder ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 8:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-son-is-here/236875/49 "2008-05-15T20:29:52Z")
just poped out a baby…no sex…pussy is closed for business ---
**Author:** ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 8:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-son-is-here/236875/50 "2008-05-15T20:30:48Z")
oh…I guess that makes me the asshole then. damn that went right over my head :crackup ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 8:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-son-is-here/236875/51 "2008-05-15T20:31:16Z")
so instead of hummer week, you get like… hummer summer? thats sweet! ---
**Author:** ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 8:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-son-is-here/236875/52 "2008-05-15T20:32:03Z")
swifty makes excellent point, hopefully for your sake shes good at it. ---
**Author:** ![Chase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/76d3ee/32.png) [@Chase](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Chase)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 8:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-son-is-here/236875/53 "2008-05-15T20:32:58Z")
> [@93v8clone](#): > > please domestics run in his blood …he was prolly made in one lol :lol backseat luvin ftw. I don’t know you, but congratulations. Man, that’d be scary to have a kid. I think cord might have been wrapped around my neck when I was born too. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 8:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-son-is-here/236875/54 "2008-05-15T20:33:13Z")
nah but im dyin to find out how mcbithins old lady does …if that falls threw theres always swifty ;D ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 8:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-son-is-here/236875/55 "2008-05-15T20:34:02Z")
> [@Chase](#): > > :lol backseat luvin ftw. > > I don’t know you, but congratulations. Man, that’d be scary to have a kid. I think cord might have been wrapped around my neck when I was born too. thanks man ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 8:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-son-is-here/236875/56 "2008-05-15T20:34:28Z")
i still havent seen mcbitchins old lady he seen mine shit half u guys did lol ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 8:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-son-is-here/236875/57 "2008-05-15T20:35:03Z")
oh your is always a option to :ponder ---
**Author:** ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 8:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-son-is-here/236875/58 "2008-05-15T20:35:20Z")
> [@93v8clone](#): > > nah but im dyin to find out how mcbithins old lady does …if that falls threw theres always swifty ;D :shifty shes quite good at it actually ;D > [@mcflurry](#): > > i still havent seen mcbitchins old lady he seen mine shit half u guys did lol she came out friday for a little while ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 8:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-son-is-here/236875/59 "2008-05-15T20:36:10Z")
nice ill have to take it for a test drive ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 8:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-son-is-here/236875/60 "2008-05-15T20:37:17Z")
yea well shes in ohio this weekend so ill be out both nights this weekend lol no pussy for me this week… [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-son-is-here/236875.md?page=2) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-son-is-here/236875.md?page=4)