# n00b

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/n00b/248987>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 11, 2009, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/n00b/248987 "2009-12-11T07:33:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![SoSideways](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sosideways/32/3524_2.png) [@SoSideways](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoSideways)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/n00b/248987/1 "2009-12-11T07:33:25Z")

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I know Ron, and I signed up to give him shit.

I know jack shit about cars.

Or do I?

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**Author:** ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 7:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/n00b/248987/2 "2009-12-11T07:34:30Z")

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> [@69 Camaro resto - It's ALIVE! - no 56k](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/69-camaro-resto-its-alive-no-56k/13530/384):
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> I know Ron, and I signed up to give him shit.
> 
> I know jack shit about cars.
> 
> Or do I?

You probably still know more than the majority here… :eek3

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**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 7:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/n00b/248987/3 "2009-12-11T07:35:08Z")

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Okay.

I dont know Ron, personally.

Welcome

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**Author:** ![car\_ramrod](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/car_ramrod/32/6441_2.png) [@car\_ramrod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/car_ramrod)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 7:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/n00b/248987/4 "2009-12-11T07:38:29Z")

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so sideways? what do you drive?

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**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 7:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/n00b/248987/5 "2009-12-11T07:38:36Z")

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what you drivin’ brah?

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**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 8:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/n00b/248987/6 "2009-12-11T08:01:54Z")

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honda oddysey van BROs lol

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**Author:** ![OsoiNA6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/osoina6/32/6301_2.png) [@OsoiNA6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OsoiNA6)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/n00b/248987/7 "2009-12-11T08:10:51Z")

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> [@Gears of War - The Movie](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gears-of-war-the-movie/27095/6):
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> honda oddysey van BROs lol

Please don’t disrespect that van, I love mine… Haha

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**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 8:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/n00b/248987/8 "2009-12-11T08:13:29Z")

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he has some other dumpy ride with dumpy wheels and a lot of fiberglass material too.

Don’t trust anything he says though, damn shady slant eye

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 8:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/n00b/248987/9 "2009-12-11T08:24:04Z")

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> [@car ramrod"](#):
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> so sideways? what do you drive?

Prolly a dragster. judging by the name

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**Author:** ![car\_ramrod](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/car_ramrod/32/6441_2.png) [@car\_ramrod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/car_ramrod)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 8:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/n00b/248987/10 "2009-12-11T08:24:05Z")

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so he get’s sooooooo sideways in a minivan?

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**Author:** ![CSholtes612](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/csholtes612/32/6432_2.png) [@CSholtes612](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CSholtes612)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 8:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/n00b/248987/11 "2009-12-11T08:41:56Z")

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> [@Post Your Pic! v. thishasneverbeendonebefore](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-your-pic-v-thishasneverbeendonebefore/26916/404):
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> so he get’s sooooooo sideways in a minivan?

ive seen it happen before hahaha

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**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 10:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/n00b/248987/12 "2009-12-11T10:00:56Z")

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> [@FS: IROC Z MINT](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-iroc-z-mint/27036/24):
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> he has some other dumpy ride with dumpy wheels and a lot of fiberglass material too.
> 
> Don’t trust anything he says though, damn shady slant eye

:lol:shifty

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**Author:** ![SoSideways](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sosideways/32/3524_2.png) [@SoSideways](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoSideways)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 11:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/n00b/248987/13 "2009-12-11T11:03:42Z")

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I’ve gotten the van sideways before.

50mph + brake jab + turn wheel towards on coming traffic = minivan dorifto.

Real talk.

Yes, I also have this other pile of scrap metal on jackstands. It’s a turd.

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**Author:** ![Justin\_GSR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin_gsr/32/6412_2.png) [@Justin\_GSR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin_GSR)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/n00b/248987/14 "2009-12-12T10:35:06Z")

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> [@S2000’s light fantastic - Honda S2000 Club Racer](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/s2000-s-light-fantastic-honda-s2000-club-racer/26400/7):
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> what you drivin’ brah?

ok Tyrese Gibson lol

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**Author:** ![SoSideways](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sosideways/32/3524_2.png) [@SoSideways](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoSideways)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/n00b/248987/15 "2009-12-12T10:59:52Z")

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We HUNNNNNGgry.

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**Author:** ![usmc2801](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/usmc2801/32/6387_2.png) [@usmc2801](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/usmc2801)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/n00b/248987/16 "2009-12-12T11:04:37Z")

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pics of said car on jack stands.

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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/n00b/248987/17 "2009-12-12T12:49:04Z")

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fuck ron

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**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/n00b/248987/18 "2009-12-12T13:12:31Z")

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> [@FS: Wii game system (new unopened!!!)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-wii-game-system-new-unopened/26483/18):
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> fuck ron

just called INS on you Mother Fucker

:sFi\_bat:

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**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/n00b/248987/19 "2009-12-12T13:14:23Z")

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> [@69 Camaro resto - It's ALIVE! - no 56k](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/69-camaro-resto-its-alive-no-56k/13530/384):
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> I know Ron,

You going to post a shit load of hot CP? If so welcome

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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 3:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/n00b/248987/20 "2009-12-12T15:27:37Z")

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> [@So what's next?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-whats-next/27543/6):
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> just called INS on you Mother Fucker
> 
> :sFi\_bat:

:ninja im between the floor and the ceiling, never gonna find me

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