# nagging wife **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 28, 2005, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nagging-wife/178474 "2005-11-28T12:35:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![2toneishot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2toneishot/32/6010_2.png) [@2toneishot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2toneishot)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nagging-wife/178474/1 "2005-11-28T12:35:22Z")
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the Husband “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.” The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?” The man replied, “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance.” ---
**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nagging-wife/178474/2 "2005-11-28T12:38:44Z")
3/10 why in ontopic though? ---
**Author:** ![2toneishot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2toneishot/32/6010_2.png) [@2toneishot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2toneishot)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nagging-wife/178474/3 "2005-11-28T12:48:25Z")
thought it was off topic… iwetodid. i went to north hills therefore i can’t read too well. ---
**Author:** ![Turbo\_Silverado](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_silverado/32/5990_2.png) [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nagging-wife/178474/4 "2005-11-28T12:51:41Z")
6/10 its kinda good ---
**Author:** ![cleanquick306](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/48db29/32.png) [@cleanquick306](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cleanquick306)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nagging-wife/178474/5 "2005-11-28T12:57:35Z")
5/10…i hate being nagged ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 1:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nagging-wife/178474/6 "2005-11-28T13:04:54Z")
-10/10 because what this thread will turn into! ---
**Author:** ![Storamin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@Storamin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Storamin)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 2:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nagging-wife/178474/7 "2005-11-28T14:43:32Z")
1/10 for effort. :ugh2: ---
**Author:** ![cleanquick306](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/48db29/32.png) [@cleanquick306](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cleanquick306)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 3:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nagging-wife/178474/8 "2005-11-28T15:01:54Z")
> [@Storamin](#): > > 1/10 for effort. what happened to the jesus comment? ---
**Author:** ![81Boo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ac8455/32.png) [@81Boo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/81Boo)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 4:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nagging-wife/178474/9 "2005-11-28T16:47:45Z")
its ok ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 7:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nagging-wife/178474/10 "2005-11-29T07:43:17Z")
I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die ---
**Author:** ![VictorSmalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/victorsmalls/32/5944_2.png) [@VictorSmalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/VictorSmalls)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 8:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nagging-wife/178474/11 "2005-11-29T08:19:13Z")
i liked 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SVshine03](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@SVshine03](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVshine03)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 8:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nagging-wife/178474/12 "2005-11-29T08:20:49Z")
> [@mesteño](#): > > I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die OMG!!! LOL I’ve heard the nagging wife thing before but its still funny