# Naming your Dog **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 19, 2004, 10:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/naming-your-dog/169894 "2004-10-19T22:02:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2004, 10:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/naming-your-dog/169894/1 "2004-10-19T22:02:34Z")
Everybody who has a dog calls him “Rover” or “Spot” I made the mistake of calling mine “Sex”. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to city hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, “I’d like to have one too!” Then I said, “But this is for a dog.” He said, “I don’t care what she looks like.” Then I said, “You don’t understand, I’ve had Sex since I was nine years old.” He said, “You must have been quite a kid.” When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. Not wanting the dog to bother us, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the place was for sex. I said, “You don’t understand, Sex keeps me awake at night.” The clerk said, “Me too.” One day I entered Sex in a dog show, before the competition began, Another contestant asked me what I was doing. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the show. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. When I asked if the show was televised he called me a pervert. I left my dog at the Veterinarian. When I went to pick him up I said, “I’ve come for my dog.” She said, “Which one, Spot or Rover?” I said, “What about Sex?” She slapped me. After I straightened out the misunderstanding, I asked if Sex was good for her. She slapped me again. Sex ran away, I went to the dog pound. As I was looking in all the cages the operator up to me. I said I’m looking for Sex. He said I was looking in all the wrong places. When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, “Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married.” He said, “What’s your point, so did I.” I said, “But my wife wants to take Sex away.” He said, “That’s what happens in a divorce.” Last night Sex ran off. I spent hours looking for him all over town. A cop came over to me and asked, “What are you doing in this alley at 4 o’clock in the morning?” I said I was looking for Sex. My case comes up Friday. 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![grandamld9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/48db29/32.png) [@grandamld9](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/grandamld9)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2004, 10:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/naming-your-dog/169894/2 "2004-10-19T22:10:49Z")
good stuff ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2004, 10:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/naming-your-dog/169894/3 "2004-10-19T22:15:51Z")
mildly amusing. 6/10 ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 5:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/naming-your-dog/169894/4 "2004-10-20T05:21:24Z")
Lmao ---
**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 5:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/naming-your-dog/169894/5 "2004-10-20T05:55:33Z")
hahah ---
**Author:** ![slowkid02](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7bcc69/32.png) [@slowkid02](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowkid02)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 6:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/naming-your-dog/169894/6 "2004-10-20T06:25:37Z")
lol good story