# Need a Engineer or Architect...

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-engineer-or-architect/249730>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [January 14, 2010, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-engineer-or-architect/249730 "2010-01-14T13:31:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Tricia](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tricia/32/6426_2.png) [@Tricia](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tricia)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2010, 5:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-engineer-or-architect/249730/61 "2010-01-16T17:51:59Z")

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> [@Getting on a plane soon...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-on-a-plane-soon/28420/2):
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> Everything you post is garbage-expect it.
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> :lol:clap
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> You’d get way more shit-labia swingers take it easy on you, thinking that they will have a chance with you someday. Not me-post stupid shit, you’ll get blasted, regardless of sex.
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> +1

wtf is your problem with me? not everything is garbage, you seriously think your some super cool forum dude dont you? you got e-balls? your pathedic and just jelous that I am more than likely half your age and have a way better life then you ever will have and mines just getting better day by day, FUCK YOU HATER. now GTFO of my thread unless you have something useful to say:sFi\_bat:

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**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2010, 5:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-engineer-or-architect/249730/62 "2010-01-16T17:54:56Z")

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:rofl I love this lady.

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2010, 6:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-engineer-or-architect/249730/63 "2010-01-16T18:03:57Z")

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Your house sucks

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**Author:** ![Tricia](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tricia/32/6426_2.png) [@Tricia](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tricia)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2010, 6:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-engineer-or-architect/249730/64 "2010-01-16T18:06:12Z")

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> [@Sickest shift knob evAr](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sickest-shift-knob-evar/28409/7):
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> Your house sucks

You have never seen it.

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**Author:** ![1320-20V](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320-20v/32/6474_2.png) [@1320-20V](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320-20V)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2010, 6:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-engineer-or-architect/249730/65 "2010-01-16T18:33:37Z")

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I have no idea who Tricia is.

feel free to design your own floor-plan, but make sure you are paying attention to span lengths. Your super cool novel ideas hopefully do not involve all sorts of open space. Custom beams are very expensive.

Frankly I’m fascinated to know what this super cool idea is that you have. I cant really think of anything that would require this level of intense secrecy. It’s a house. Nobody cares about your floor plan, really.

You will however need to hire an architect, and he will most likely have his own structural engineer that he goes to.

nobody will ever stamp your home design before someone has completely gone over it and made it up to code.

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**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2010, 6:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-engineer-or-architect/249730/66 "2010-01-16T18:39:01Z")

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Here’s a sick A frame  
[![http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/306/housedz.jpg](http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/306/housedz.jpg)](http://img59.imageshack.us/i/housedz.jpg/)

Probably one of the largest in the world.  
:shifty

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**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2010, 6:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-engineer-or-architect/249730/67 "2010-01-16T18:55:11Z")

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She wants to make her inside look like fraggle rock… thats the secret

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**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2010, 6:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-engineer-or-architect/249730/68 "2010-01-16T18:55:57Z")

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> [@Roughest commute](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/roughest-commute/28334/44):
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> Newbie here with his first post although I’ve been lurking here for a long time. I just didn’t have anything to say. Jammer can vouch for my credentials.
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> I will PM you my phone number. I’ve been doing Architecture for longer than I’m sure most of the people on this forum have been alive and I can help you with the process of turning your sketches into a building permit set of construction documents and RESCheck report.
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> It used to be a LOT easier to get a residential building permit but when NYS updated the building code in 2001 it added a lot of extraneous info/work/plans to the process.
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> The Lot Lizard

This is where I would have sent you for the design.

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