# \*\`\*' NEED A JOB HIRE ME or let me know ware to find a job'\*\`\* **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 15, 2009, 8:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-job-hire-me-or-let-me-know-ware-to-find-a-job/242822 "2009-03-15T20:37:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![stockcarboy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stockcarboy/32/6303_2.png) [@stockcarboy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/stockcarboy)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2009, 8:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-job-hire-me-or-let-me-know-ware-to-find-a-job/242822/1 "2009-03-15T20:37:43Z")
edited for the lack of spelling correctly ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2009, 8:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-job-hire-me-or-let-me-know-ware-to-find-a-job/242822/2 "2009-03-15T20:40:20Z")
good luck, jeremy. ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2009, 8:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-job-hire-me-or-let-me-know-ware-to-find-a-job/242822/3 "2009-03-15T20:41:12Z")
Times are tough. I truly feel your pain. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2009, 8:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-job-hire-me-or-let-me-know-ware-to-find-a-job/242822/4 "2009-03-15T20:46:56Z")
ware? :facepalm ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2009, 8:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-job-hire-me-or-let-me-know-ware-to-find-a-job/242822/5 "2009-03-15T20:52:53Z")
I need a speller. 3 years minimum experience. Pay is $100k/yr. Cash. Under the table. You really do nothing but spell correctly. Unlimited vacation. If you qualify, please send an email to [proofreadyourresumeforchristssakes@ freakinaman.comeon.org](mailto:proofreadyourresumeforchristssakes@freakinaman.comeon.org) ---
**Author:** ![OhNoPOPO](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ohnopopo/32/6344_2.png) [@OhNoPOPO](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OhNoPOPO)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2009, 8:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-job-hire-me-or-let-me-know-ware-to-find-a-job/242822/6 "2009-03-15T20:56:44Z")
:ninja > [@This is the first time I nearly shit myself.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-first-time-i-nearly-shit-myself/15625/9): > > I need a speller. 3 years minimum experience. Pay is $100k/yr. Cash. Under the table. You really do nothing but spell correctly. Unlimited vacation. > > If you qualify, please send an email to [proofreadyourresumeforchristssakes@ freakinaman.comeon.org](mailto:proofreadyourresumeforchristssakes@freakinaman.comeon.org) ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2009, 8:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-job-hire-me-or-let-me-know-ware-to-find-a-job/242822/7 "2009-03-15T20:56:54Z")
> [@This is the first time I nearly shit myself.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-first-time-i-nearly-shit-myself/15625/9): > > I need a speller. 3 years minimum experience. Pay is $100k/yr. Cash. Under the table. You really do nothing but spell correctly. Unlimited vacation. > > If you qualify, please send an email to [proofreadyourresumeforchristssakes@ freakinaman.comeon.org](mailto:proofreadyourresumeforchristssakes@freakinaman.comeon.org) 🤣rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl ---
**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2009, 9:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-job-hire-me-or-let-me-know-ware-to-find-a-job/242822/8 "2009-03-15T21:00:21Z")
> [@This is the first time I nearly shit myself.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-first-time-i-nearly-shit-myself/15625/9): > > I need a speller. 3 years minimum experience. Pay is $100k/yr. Cash. Under the table. You really do nothing but spell correctly. Unlimited vacation. > > If you qualify, please send an email to [proofreadyourresumeforchristssakes@ freakinaman.comeon.org](mailto:proofreadyourresumeforchristssakes@freakinaman.comeon.org) lmfao :lol ---
**Author:** ![YFZ460](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yfz460/32/6343_2.png) [@YFZ460](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/YFZ460)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2009, 9:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-job-hire-me-or-let-me-know-ware-to-find-a-job/242822/9 "2009-03-15T21:01:22Z")
I don’t think you’d get much more than 9/hr flat rate (first two weeks as hourly) but we need a detailer at Saturn of Albany. Our current detailers suck, and work stupid-ass hours. Its not a hard job, and our details are satisfactory for the sales dept. even though I personally think they all look like shit. ---
**Author:** ![stockcarboy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stockcarboy/32/6303_2.png) [@stockcarboy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/stockcarboy)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2009, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-job-hire-me-or-let-me-know-ware-to-find-a-job/242822/10 "2009-03-15T21:02:55Z")
> [@This is the first time I nearly shit myself.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-first-time-i-nearly-shit-myself/15625/9): > > I need a speller. 3 years minimum experience. Pay is $100k/yr. Cash. Under the table. You really do nothing but spell correctly. Unlimited vacation. > > If you qualify, please send an email to [proofreadyourresumeforchristssakes@ freakinaman.comeon.org](mailto:proofreadyourresumeforchristssakes@freakinaman.comeon.org) what u cant read i suck at spelling . think about it dick if i cant spell a word how will i know to fix it i look at it when i right it and it looks right . ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2009, 9:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-job-hire-me-or-let-me-know-ware-to-find-a-job/242822/11 "2009-03-15T21:08:53Z")
spell. check. ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2009, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-job-hire-me-or-let-me-know-ware-to-find-a-job/242822/12 "2009-03-15T21:11:05Z")
Dont hate guys, I’m just posting a help wanted ad. > [@So I just realized...my civic has come quite a long way.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-just-realized-my-civic-has-come-quite-a-long-way/15528/50): > > think about it dick if i cant spell a word how will i know to fix it i look at it when i right it and it looks right . :rofl What a logical argument. That’s not a ridiculous statement at all. ---
**Author:** ![stockcarboy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stockcarboy/32/6303_2.png) [@stockcarboy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/stockcarboy)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2009, 9:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-job-hire-me-or-let-me-know-ware-to-find-a-job/242822/13 "2009-03-15T21:42:21Z")
beleave me this was a my last resort i knew i shouldnt have posted here. ---
**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2009, 10:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-job-hire-me-or-let-me-know-ware-to-find-a-job/242822/14 "2009-03-15T22:44:46Z")
He was just bustin your ass bud ;p ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 5:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-job-hire-me-or-let-me-know-ware-to-find-a-job/242822/15 "2009-03-16T05:35:16Z")
> [@VID - NYIRP 8-4-06](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vid-nyirp-8-4-06/15571/8): > > I don’t think you’d get much more than 9/hr flat rate (first two weeks as hourly) but we need a detailer at Saturn of Albany. > > Our current detailers suck, and work stupid-ass hours. Its not a hard job, and our details are satisfactory for the sales dept. even though I personally think they all look like shit. What hours are they looking to get? I could work weekends seeing as how I don’t work weekends at all right now… and I know I can do a better job than whoever was detailing there before thats for sure. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 5:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-job-hire-me-or-let-me-know-ware-to-find-a-job/242822/16 "2009-03-16T05:40:42Z")
> [@Alaskan Pipeline Down: Not so good](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alaskan-pipeline-down-not-so-good/15620/33): > > beleave me this was a my last resort i knew i shouldnt have posted here. Nothing wrong with posting it here, post it anywhere you can, that will obviously ensure the most success in the long run…however you could have a friend/family member, shit even go to the library and have a bored looking librarian check it over for you. I really hope you haven’t been handing that resume in the businesses with those spelling errors is all. ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 6:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-job-hire-me-or-let-me-know-ware-to-find-a-job/242822/17 "2009-03-16T06:23:52Z")
log onto internet begin to fap craigslist\>services\>erotic\>post a picture of your penis+will do anything for $$ ??? Profit ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 6:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-job-hire-me-or-let-me-know-ware-to-find-a-job/242822/18 "2009-03-16T06:25:06Z")
^the only SURE THING in this economy. ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 6:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-job-hire-me-or-let-me-know-ware-to-find-a-job/242822/19 "2009-03-16T06:27:52Z")
It got me through most of college ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 6:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-job-hire-me-or-let-me-know-ware-to-find-a-job/242822/20 "2009-03-16T06:43:47Z")
rofl this thread is awesome. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-job-hire-me-or-let-me-know-ware-to-find-a-job/242822.md?page=2)