# Need Gift ideas ver. Mother's Day, but not for my mom... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 11, 2007, 11:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-gift-ideas-ver-mothers-day-but-not-for-my-mom/29141 "2007-05-11T11:10:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 11:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-gift-ideas-ver-mothers-day-but-not-for-my-mom/29141/1 "2007-05-11T11:10:15Z")
For a woman, who’s a mom, who I may or may not want to date… lol help ---
**Author:** ![RedDawg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@RedDawg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedDawg)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-gift-ideas-ver-mothers-day-but-not-for-my-mom/29141/2 "2007-05-11T11:11:11Z")
sex ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-gift-ideas-ver-mothers-day-but-not-for-my-mom/29141/3 "2007-05-11T11:11:15Z")
a babysitter so u can go out and get your groove on. ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 11:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-gift-ideas-ver-mothers-day-but-not-for-my-mom/29141/4 "2007-05-11T11:13:16Z")
Not in the same state… that will have to come later, as well as other … people lol ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 11:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-gift-ideas-ver-mothers-day-but-not-for-my-mom/29141/5 "2007-05-11T11:20:30Z")
ok…how about a plane ticket and a babysitter. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 12:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-gift-ideas-ver-mothers-day-but-not-for-my-mom/29141/6 "2007-05-11T12:07:45Z")
You want to date a chick with a kid who lives in another state? ---
**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-gift-ideas-ver-mothers-day-but-not-for-my-mom/29141/7 "2007-05-11T12:09:26Z")
massage giftcard and a book and flowers of course ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-gift-ideas-ver-mothers-day-but-not-for-my-mom/29141/8 "2007-05-11T12:12:42Z")
:lol: You live in NYC… there has to be some single non-milf that’s local. But if you must, send her a day spa certificate. If she’s a single mom I’m sure she could use a day of someone taking care of her. Or if that’s too much, a manicure/peticure certificate. Something pampering for her that she wouldn’t buy herself. ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-gift-ideas-ver-mothers-day-but-not-for-my-mom/29141/9 "2007-05-11T12:13:36Z")
clone your willy ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 12:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-gift-ideas-ver-mothers-day-but-not-for-my-mom/29141/10 "2007-05-11T12:16:12Z")
[quote=“brendansi,post:9,topic:29141"”] clone your willy [/quote] “Error, sample too small for cloning. Please try again.” ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-gift-ideas-ver-mothers-day-but-not-for-my-mom/29141/11 "2007-05-11T12:28:58Z")
[quote=“JayS,post:10,topic:29141"”] “Error, sample too small for cloning. Please try again.” [/quote] Yeouch. Yeah, there are plenty of hot girls local, but when you like someone, you like someone… ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-gift-ideas-ver-mothers-day-but-not-for-my-mom/29141/12 "2007-05-11T12:33:07Z")
? ![http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b78/adamEthan/ugly2.jpg](http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b78/adamEthan/ugly2.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-gift-ideas-ver-mothers-day-but-not-for-my-mom/29141/13 "2007-05-11T12:35:52Z")
Anything to help her relax, and take a day off. Like the above with the day-spa or something similar to that to help her keep her mind off the usual which she would probably appreciate. Hope it works out for ya. :tup: ---
**Author:** ![4DOORBABE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/4doorbabe/32/5071_2.png) [@4DOORBABE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4DOORBABE)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-gift-ideas-ver-mothers-day-but-not-for-my-mom/29141/14 "2007-05-11T12:42:11Z")
call a local restaurant (in her area) and order her breakfast, have it delivered to her house,call 1-800-flowers and order her favorite flowers (if you know them) and call her to tell her Happy Mother’s Day… By the way…there’s nothing wrong with dating a lady with a baby,I had a son before my husband and I started dating…it kind of makes a women love you more for loving her and her child! ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-gift-ideas-ver-mothers-day-but-not-for-my-mom/29141/15 "2007-05-11T12:43:31Z")
[quote=“sureshot!,post:12,topic:29141"”] ? [/quote] Ha ha ha you are soooo funny. No dim sum EVER for you anymore. ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-gift-ideas-ver-mothers-day-but-not-for-my-mom/29141/16 "2007-05-11T12:46:46Z")
DON’T DATE A MOM. UNLESS SHE’S RIDICULOUSLY HOT AND ISN’T TRYING TO GET WITH YOU FOR THE MONEY. get her a dildo. /thread. ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-gift-ideas-ver-mothers-day-but-not-for-my-mom/29141/17 "2007-05-11T12:48:20Z")
[quote=“Daddie,post:15,topic:29141"”] Ha ha ha you are soooo funny. No dim sum EVER for you anymore. [/quote] That’s okay. I walk in all the time and they say “Hey Adam you are sooooo much cooler and friendlier than that Howard guy you used to come with” 🙂 Send her some flowers. Sometimes gifts don’t need to be extravagant. ---
**Author:** ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-gift-ideas-ver-mothers-day-but-not-for-my-mom/29141/18 "2007-05-11T12:48:26Z")
[quote=“dawn,post:16,topic:29141"”] DON’T DATE A MOM. UNLESS SHE’S RIDICULOUSLY HOT AND ISN’T TRYING TO GET WITH YOU FOR THE MONEY. get her a dildo. /thread. [/quote] rgr Howard, seriously, its not such a good time. Trust me… ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-gift-ideas-ver-mothers-day-but-not-for-my-mom/29141/19 "2007-05-11T12:48:58Z")
[quote=“dawn,post:16,topic:29141"”] get her a dildo. /thread. [/quote] a molded replica of his very own throbbing phallus? ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 12:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-gift-ideas-ver-mothers-day-but-not-for-my-mom/29141/20 "2007-05-11T12:50:56Z")
spa treatment, for sure, and then deep sick her afterwards p.s. howie wants to be YOUR babbie’s daddie [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-gift-ideas-ver-mothers-day-but-not-for-my-mom/29141.md?page=2)