# Need Gift ideas ver. Mother's Day, but not for my mom...

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**Created:** [May 11, 2007, 11:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-gift-ideas-ver-mothers-day-but-not-for-my-mom/29141 "2007-05-11T11:10:15Z")\
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**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 12:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-gift-ideas-ver-mothers-day-but-not-for-my-mom/29141/23 "2007-05-11T12:54:33Z")

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[quote=“dawn,post:16,topic:29141"”]

DON’T DATE A MOM.

UNLESS SHE’S RIDICULOUSLY HOT AND ISN’T TRYING TO GET WITH YOU FOR THE MONEY.  
  
get her a dildo.

/thread.

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1. She’s pretty fooking hot.

2. She makes more money than I do.

3. Dildo bad.

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