# need help with car pranks

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-car-pranks/59558>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 11, 2008, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-car-pranks/59558 "2008-12-11T10:45:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-car-pranks/59558/21 "2008-12-11T12:43:13Z")

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Take a shit on his hood… A true Cleavland steamer

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**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-car-pranks/59558/22 "2008-12-11T12:49:19Z")

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I can’t believe no one said this yet… stick on wheel weights FTMFW!

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**Author:** ![Slow01S10](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Slow01S10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Slow01S10)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 12:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-car-pranks/59558/23 "2008-12-11T12:50:45Z")

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if said vehichle is rwd, stick them to the driveshaft as well, reinforce with superglue

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**Author:** ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-car-pranks/59558/24 "2008-12-11T12:53:55Z")

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If he’s a non-smoker put a lit cigarette in the ash tray and leave it there

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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 12:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-car-pranks/59558/25 "2008-12-11T12:54:26Z")

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> Take a shit on his hood

^ lol

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**Author:** ![BillysRevenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@BillysRevenge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BillysRevenge)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-car-pranks/59558/26 "2008-12-11T13:07:21Z")

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> [@airhead](#):
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> Hilarious bumper sticker or magnet- and see how long it takes for them to notice it.
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> Cover it in post-it notes
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> I’ve always wanted to do this:  
> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0augQyiYTtw](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0augQyiYTtw)

This was a commercial for something…

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**Author:** ![97FormulaWS-6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/97formulaws-6/32/7384_2.png) [@97FormulaWS-6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97FormulaWS-6)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-car-pranks/59558/27 "2008-12-11T13:12:42Z")

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for normal pranks…

- jack car up and put jackstands/bricks/etc directly behind the wheels JUST enough to get the wheels off the ground but not be noticeable. Once the get in and start and try and drive; they go NOWHERE.

For semi-destructive/revenge - Deer piss/scent (available in Walmart hunting department) into the HVAC intake vent on the cowl.

remove just the “blade” from his windshield wipers

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**Author:** ![BREETIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/breetime/32/5214_2.png) [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-car-pranks/59558/28 "2008-12-11T13:24:37Z")

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> [@97FormulaWS-6](#):
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> for normal pranks…
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> - jack car up and put jackstands/bricks/etc directly behind the wheels JUST enough to get the wheels off the ground but not be noticeable. Once the get in and start and try and drive; they go NOWHERE.
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> For semi-destructive/revenge - Deer piss/scent (available in Walmart hunting department) into the HVAC intake vent on the cowl.
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> remove just the “blade” from his windshield wipers

eeh ive done some of this stuff…  
i once drilled a hole in this kids oil pan once because he would stop talking to me ex ex girlfriend…i felt bad about that.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 1:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-car-pranks/59558/29 "2008-12-11T13:29:18Z")

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cut the brake lines?

screw a sparkplug into his gas tank and have it hooked upto the starter?

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**Author:** ![Jeller](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bc8723/32.png) [@Jeller](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeller)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-car-pranks/59558/30 "2008-12-11T13:32:57Z")

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> [@Blue Eyed Devil](#):
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> I can’t believe no one said this yet… stick on wheel weights FTMFW!

:tup:

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**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-car-pranks/59558/31 "2008-12-11T13:34:16Z")

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In high school we took 4 dollies and jacked up a teachers car and rolled the thing to the opposite side of the parking lot. No keys needed

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**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-car-pranks/59558/32 "2008-12-11T13:42:02Z")

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Drain the oil

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**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 1:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-car-pranks/59558/33 "2008-12-11T13:44:23Z")

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^lol

Stand up AIDS infected syringes under his seat.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 1:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-car-pranks/59558/34 "2008-12-11T13:46:08Z")

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Shoot them while they’re driving! It’ll be hilarious!

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**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 1:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-car-pranks/59558/35 "2008-12-11T13:47:39Z")

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Does he have OnStar? Call them from the car and tell them you are driving around drunk.

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**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-car-pranks/59558/36 "2008-12-11T13:49:06Z")

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Re-wire the tail lights to the horn.

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**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 1:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-car-pranks/59558/37 "2008-12-11T13:51:12Z")

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> [@Pass McGass](#):
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> Re-wire the tail lights to the horn.

HAHAHAHA. This would be the funniest shit ever!

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**Author:** ![BREETIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/breetime/32/5214_2.png) [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 1:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-car-pranks/59558/38 "2008-12-11T13:55:00Z")

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> [@Pass McGass](#):
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> Re-wire the tail lights to the horn.

good idea haha  
reminds me of a board members old del sol.the a/f gauge flashed all different colors everytime the horn was honked

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**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-car-pranks/59558/39 "2008-12-11T14:01:58Z")

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> [@97FormulaWS-6](#):
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> - jack car up and put jackstands/bricks/etc directly behind the wheels JUST enough to get the wheels off the ground but not be noticeable. Once the get in and start and try and drive; they go NOWHERE.

did this to a coworker before w/ a customer’s allroad

raise suspension all the way,  
block up the control arms as much as possible closest to the wheel  
drop suspension all the way

best part was actually letting him drag the big jack down for the service shop THRUOGH THE UNPLOWED LOT to get it off, just to find out i had already raised the suspension and pulled the blocks out

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**Author:** ![ericvw7989](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ericvw7989/32/5070_2.png) [@ericvw7989](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ericvw7989)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 2:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-car-pranks/59558/40 "2008-12-11T14:05:19Z")

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you could do the usual sardins trick

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