# need help with my invention **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 6, 2006, 3:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839 "2006-02-06T15:32:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 3:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/1 "2006-02-06T15:32:29Z")
ok well i was gonna keep it a secret so i could make millions but im too poor to ever put it into production maybe somone else will see this and either help me out or do it themselves. you know how microwaves heat shit up real fast and all?? what about colling it off so you can eat it right away? exactly. nothing! so i waan make something taht you can put your food into to cool it off. like it could be microwave sized and its just a bunch of fans and shit. so i ve got and old microwave that im going to put a bunch of mod case fans into and i need someone to help me unhook the heat part and hook the fans to the timer instead. and iafter that one is all set i want to make it an option on a mcrowave. so yeah. lol. any other suggestions or help would be great! BTW its name is “Coolwave” so far. ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 3:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/2 "2006-02-06T15:40:03Z")
I think they make them. I’ve seen it on Iron Chef. I think. Good idea though. EDIT\_maybe they just put stuff in the freezer/fridge. ---
**Author:** ![1sik\_bmw](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1sik_bmw/32/7341_2.png) [@1sik\_bmw](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1sik_bmw)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 3:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/3 "2006-02-06T15:48:08Z")
its called a fridge or if u want it smaller, a mini fridge ---
**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 3:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/4 "2006-02-06T15:53:36Z")
ok i didnt think id have to put this in here but aparently i do because i posted this on barf and zwarbyt made a frezzer comment. and i come here to make sure nobody does the same and theres a fucking mini fridge comment. dont you see the need people? a freezer isnt fast enough just like the oven wasnt fast enough. hence the microwave. thanks! ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 3:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/5 "2006-02-06T15:55:42Z")
nothing will work faster than a freezer, and no one wants there food cooled off ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 3:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/6 "2006-02-06T15:58:10Z")
You could make jello shots faster :tup: ---
**Author:** ![AKA-FERRARI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/aka-ferrari/32/7260_2.png) [@AKA-FERRARI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AKA-FERRARI)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 4:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/7 "2006-02-06T16:07:01Z")
omfg at this thread :eyebrow: ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 4:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/8 "2006-02-06T16:08:52Z")
> [@dirtye30](#): > > a freezer isnt fast enough just like the oven wasnt fast enough. hence the microwave. thanks! a freezer with a fan in it, to blow cold air at the food ? :gotme: ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 4:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/9 "2006-02-06T16:21:19Z")
I think his idea is for something that would do it just a bit faster. (Ex. You have have a warm 12-pack, and don’t want to wait 15-30 minute for it to cool-off in the freezer.) Has potential for those that drink a lot, but the main question is how would it work? ---
**Author:** ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 4:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/10 "2006-02-06T16:28:18Z")
you fucking stole my idea bastard!!! lol but seriously i thought of this once last year working on 95accordvtec’s car and wanted a beer, but all he had was piss warm, i was like “dude wouldnt it be amazing if there was the opposite of a microwave??? where i could put this piss warm beer in, set it to 30secs. and have an ice cold beer?” we were both astounded by what i had just said. wish i could do it. P.S. i know how to build it PM me dirtye30 and we will talk. ---
**Author:** ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 4:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/11 "2006-02-06T16:30:09Z")
a liquid nitrogen sprayer? that would really cool it off ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 4:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/12 "2006-02-06T16:33:38Z")
Thats ok im almost done with my Robot that kill stupid people…that shall put a end to these threads… ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 4:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/13 "2006-02-06T16:38:31Z")
> [@FormulaLS1](#): > > Thats ok im almost done with my Robot that kill stupid people…that shall put a end to these threads… Leet. I want a machine that cools Jager down to 5 degrees. O wait. ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 4:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/14 "2006-02-06T16:38:57Z")
> [@focusinprogress](#): > > you fucking stole my idea bastard!!! lol but seriously i thought of this once last year working on 95accordvtec’s car and wanted a beer, but all he had was piss warm, i was like “dude wouldnt it be amazing if there was the opposite of a microwave??? where i could put this piss warm beer in, set it to 30secs. and have an ice cold beer?” > > we were both astounded by what i had just said. wish i could do it. > > P.S. i know how to build it PM me dirtye30 and we will talk. They make those. Wine/Bubbly chillers. 5 minutes and its freezing. ---
**Author:** ![General\_Posts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/dec6dc/32.png) [@General\_Posts](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/General_Posts)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 4:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/15 "2006-02-06T16:44:18Z")
get yer hand s on a jug of r-22 and just blast whatever you want to cool off, trust me it will freze up quicker than you think, just don’t let the epa find out! ---
**Author:** ![Jon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3bc359/32.png) [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 4:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/16 "2006-02-06T16:47:02Z")
Canned air? lol ---
**Author:** ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 5:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/17 "2006-02-06T17:24:40Z")
> [@brendansi](#): > > They make those. Wine/Bubbly chillers. 5 minutes and its freezing. how fast do they chill though? ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 5:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/18 "2006-02-06T17:40:00Z")
> [@Jon](#): > > Canned air? lol Turn zee bottle upside down ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 5:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/19 "2006-02-06T17:41:35Z")
> [@dirtye30](#): > > ok well i was gonna keep it a secret so i could make millions but im too poor to ever put it into production maybe somone else will see this and either help me out or do it themselves. you know how microwaves heat shit up real fast and all?? what about colling it off so you can eat it right away? exactly. nothing! so i waan make something taht you can put your food into to cool it off. like it could be microwave sized and its just a bunch of fans and shit. so i ve got and old microwave that im going to put a bunch of mod case fans into and i need someone to help me unhook the heat part and hook the fans to the timer instead. and iafter that one is all set i want to make it an option on a mcrowave. so yeah. lol. any other suggestions or help would be great! BTW its name is “Coolwave” so far. Also - i assume from reading your description of a microwave - you don’t really know how it works… ---
**Author:** ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 5:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/20 "2006-02-06T17:52:28Z")
oh oh oh i know how … use a flux capacitor go back in time and it’s cold even before you want it!!! [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839.md?page=2)