# need help with my invention **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 6, 2006, 3:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839 "2006-02-06T15:32:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![RobtC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/51bf81/32.png) [@RobtC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobtC)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 5:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/21 "2006-02-06T17:56:53Z")
depends how cold you want it. 34\* for roughly a 36 oz bottle, about 8 minutes. a 12 oz can or bottle, probably 2 to 4 minutes. it’s just a big vat of spinning water. > [@focusinprogress](#): > > how fast do they chill though? ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 6:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/22 "2006-02-06T18:05:20Z")
> [@focusinprogress](#): > > you fucking stole my idea bastard!!! lol but seriously i thought of this once last year working on 95accordvtec’s car and wanted a beer, but all he had was piss warm, i was like “dude wouldnt it be amazing if there was the opposite of a microwave??? where i could put this piss warm beer in, set it to 30secs. and have an ice cold beer?” > > we were both astounded by what i had just said. wish i could do it. > > P.S. i know how to build it PM me dirtye30 and we will talk. I gots a beer chiller… you just add ice and in about 2 mins you got an ice cold beer (ya know when you crack it and the steam stuff comes off the top lol) best gift I’ve ever recieved. ---
**Author:** ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 6:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/23 "2006-02-06T18:12:25Z")
i hate putting ice in beer, it foams to no end and gets watered down ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 8:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/24 "2006-02-06T20:56:06Z")
Get a canister of propane, with a large access valve, put whatever substance(beer) in front or it and spray liquid propane onto it, the phase change will rapidly cool the beer in about 5 seconds. i have done such…in the open…and also had a large flare up. Do not smoke ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 9:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/25 "2006-02-06T21:17:38Z")
> [@The\_Russian](#): > > Get a canister of propane, with a large access valve, put whatever substance(beer) in front or it and spray liquid propane onto it, the phase change will rapidly cool the beer in about 5 seconds. i have done such…in the open…and also had a large flare up. Do not smoke darwin anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 9:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/26 "2006-02-06T21:29:22Z")
The salt water trick works nice, takes a few min still though. ---
**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 10:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/27 "2006-02-06T22:22:35Z")
watch the movie haggard. they have step by step instructions ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 11:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/28 "2006-02-06T23:42:35Z")
what the hell ---
**Author:** ![99\_civic\_si](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99_civic_si/32/7319_2.png) [@99\_civic\_si](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99_civic_si)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 11:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/29 "2006-02-06T23:57:48Z")
> [@Coldaccord](#): > > watch the movie haggard. they have step by step instructions No shit, I’ve been dying laughing thinking about this and can’t believe it took this long for someone to mention this. when you finish this said invention and make millions, I’m gunna duct tape shit to your garage door after a few sips of vodkee at the speakeasy. Oh yeah, best line evaR: Teenagers were meant to fuck! ---
**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2006, 4:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/30 "2006-02-07T04:18:14Z")
i cant find haggard anywhere, been meaning to tho. ---
**Author:** ![JUICEDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/juicedss/32/7185_2.png) [@JUICEDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JUICEDSS)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2006, 4:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/31 "2006-02-07T04:52:17Z")
[Try this](http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&Sect2=HITOFF&p=1&u=/netahtml/search-bool.html&r=1&f=G&l=50&co1=AND&d=ptxt&s1=%27rapid+food+cooling%27&OS=%22rapid+food+cooling%22&RS=%22rapid+food+cooling%22) If you go to the US Patent office website you can search and see if it has been done. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2006, 5:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/32 "2006-02-07T05:24:01Z")
> [@focusinprogress](#): > > i hate putting ice in beer, it foams to no end and gets watered down nah… you dont put ice in the beer… you put a can in this device that spins it (and pack ice around the sides)… spin it for about 2 mins (depending on current beer temp) and bam… ice cold (even from piss warm) ---
**Author:** ![Xander](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xander/32/7597_2.png) [@Xander](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Xander)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2006, 5:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/33 "2006-02-07T05:36:17Z")
> [@FormulaLS1](#): > > Thats ok im almost done with my Robot that kill stupid people…that shall put a end to these threads… That’s suicide 😉 X…😛 ---
**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2006, 6:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/34 "2006-02-07T06:15:37Z")
> [@SC\_Steve](#): > > nah… you dont put ice in the beer… you put a can in this device that spins it (and pack ice around the sides)… spin it for about 2 mins (depending on current beer temp) and bam… ice cold (even from piss warm) Go on… ---
**Author:** ![adamantairman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/53a042/32.png) [@adamantairman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/adamantairman)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2006, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/35 "2006-02-07T07:57:33Z")
Well, I was wondering if you could help me with my idea too! See, It’s kinda lame only being able to go so fast in outer space, so why don’t we go faster than light? So my invention is the faster than light drive- Anybody out there able to help me with it? ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2006, 8:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/36 "2006-02-07T08:02:58Z")
the key to faster then light travel is bending space … hence why star trek uses WARP drive engines ---
**Author:** ![duck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duck/32/7183_2.png) [@duck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/duck)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2006, 8:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/37 "2006-02-07T08:11:01Z")
> [@JUICEDSS](#): > > [Try this](http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&Sect2=HITOFF&p=1&u=/netahtml/search-bool.html&r=1&f=G&l=50&co1=AND&d=ptxt&s1=%27rapid+food+cooling%27&OS=%22rapid+food+cooling%22&RS=%22rapid+food+cooling%22) > > If you go to the US Patent office website you can search and see if it has been done. seriously, if you have a good idea and can’t make a prototype right now, at least patent it so you get rich if anyone else does make one thanks though, i just put a patent in as well as a trademark for “coolwave” and “macrowave” to be thorough ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2006, 8:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/38 "2006-02-07T08:12:39Z")
> [@dirtye30](#): > > Go on… I’m trying to find it online but having little luck finding a manufacturer… I’m gonna have to see if I can find the box that mine came in. in the mean time… lol, this could help your cause [http://www.asciimation.co.nz/beer/](http://www.asciimation.co.nz/beer/) ---
**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2006, 8:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/39 "2006-02-07T08:16:38Z")
dry ice would work fairly well… wouldn’t water down your drink, and would actually make it taste better. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2006, 8:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/40 "2006-02-07T08:31:28Z")
ok… here’s the beer chiller I have :tup: [http://eggshop.net/infromhottoc.html](http://eggshop.net/infromhottoc.html) glass, I dont think would work all that well though, as glass is alot thicker than aluminum (or atleast it would take longer) [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839.md?page=3)