# need help with my invention **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 6, 2006, 3:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839 "2006-02-06T15:32:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![JUICEDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/juicedss/32/7185_2.png) [@JUICEDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JUICEDSS)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2006, 8:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/41 "2006-02-07T08:36:54Z")
Just build one… ![http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c349/juicedss/cool.jpg](http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c349/juicedss/cool.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2006, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/42 "2006-02-07T12:12:39Z")
> [@Coldaccord](#): > > watch the movie haggard. they have step by step instructions hahahahhah. i have been loling this entire thread… good flick btw :tup: ---
**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 4:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/43 "2006-02-08T04:40:09Z")
ok how bout a Moven??? its an oven sized microwave so you an cook like big ass turkeys and such. yes? no? ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 4:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/44 "2006-02-08T04:48:36Z")
lol dont think a turkey would cook very well in a microwave ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 5:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/45 "2006-02-08T05:39:00Z")
Haha you certainly wouldn’t be able to patent a “moven.” In order to get a patent the device has to meet 3 requirements. It has to be: 1. Novel. 2. Useful. 3. Non-obvious to a person of average skill in the trade. It’s not 1 or 3. You can steal my idea, because I don’t have time to pursue it. Ever stand on a ladder for a long period of time, like painting a house or working on a window or something? Feet start to hurt from from having all of your weight concentrated on the couple square inches of surface area offered by the ladder rungs, don’t they? Well when I was around 12 I had this problem so I strapped a couple pieces of wood to my feet and voila: even weight disbursment, no more pain. So make something nice, maybe velcro straps with a thin base of something rigid and light, market it to siding contractors and weekend warriors. ---
**Author:** ![walter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/walter/32/7202_2.png) [@walter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/walter)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 5:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/46 "2006-02-08T05:40:36Z")
You can cool beer in 5 minutes by soaking it in salt water and ice. :shrug: A CO2 fire extinguisher will do it in about 3 minutes IIRC. (assuming 37degF is the optimal brew temp) ---
**Author:** ![n20junkie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n20junkie/32/7396_2.png) [@n20junkie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n20junkie)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 6:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/47 "2006-02-08T06:45:43Z")
With a nitrous bottle, solenoid and a 12v battery I can freeze whatever you want, you better make it to accept dollar bills though, cause its gonna cost a few bucks in gas. ---
**Author:** ![adamantairman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/53a042/32.png) [@adamantairman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/adamantairman)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 5:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/48 "2006-02-08T17:08:34Z")
> [@dirtye30](#): > > ok how bout a Moven??? its an oven sized microwave so you an cook like big ass turkeys and such. yes? no? dude, do a google image search, big microwaves already exist. My parents had one big enough for a turkey back in the 80s. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 6:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/49 "2006-02-08T18:04:56Z")
but if its on a conveyor belt will it take off? ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 6:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839/50 "2006-02-08T18:33:51Z")
> [@adamantairman](#): > > dude, do a google image search, big microwaves already exist. My parents had one big enough for a turkey back in the 80s. lol my parents still have one of those… I bought them a new one but they refuse to use it… go figure [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-my-invention/7839.md?page=2)