# need ideas to name a dog **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 16, 2006, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-ideas-to-name-a-dog/6903 "2006-01-16T11:59:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![woz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/woz/32/7605_2.png) [@woz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/woz)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-ideas-to-name-a-dog/6903/21 "2006-01-16T13:27:19Z")
bub rub ---
**Author:** ![PitLord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pitlord/32/7584_2.png) [@PitLord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PitLord)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-ideas-to-name-a-dog/6903/22 "2006-01-16T13:33:17Z")
a few ideas: dongle captain penis suleiman the magnificent yakuza bukakke ---
**Author:** ![neurokinetik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/neurokinetik/32/7270_2.png) [@neurokinetik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/neurokinetik)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 1:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-ideas-to-name-a-dog/6903/23 "2006-01-16T13:36:53Z")
Deogee ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-ideas-to-name-a-dog/6903/24 "2006-01-16T13:38:27Z")
Rocks, because thats what he left on the back seat. ---
**Author:** ![98SS10](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98ss10/32/7288_2.png) [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-ideas-to-name-a-dog/6903/25 "2006-01-16T13:38:57Z")
name it something like “Onmyface” or “Upmyass” so that when you yell outside for him to “come”, your neighbors think yer a fuckin crack whorebag. ---
**Author:** ![Vrooom](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vrooom/32/7198_2.png) [@Vrooom](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vrooom)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 1:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-ideas-to-name-a-dog/6903/26 "2006-01-16T13:45:28Z")
a cool name/word in a different language…my aunt just named her puppy Shatze or something… means sweetheart in German but sounds way cooler in german… examples: killer dog=Mörderhund ---
**Author:** ![PumiceT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/43a26b/32.png) [@PumiceT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PumiceT)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-ideas-to-name-a-dog/6903/27 "2006-01-16T13:50:42Z")
> [@Willybeen](#): > > Thor… but its a cooler name when its just a little puppy… and then when its grown its tiny… like a chihuaha, jack russell, boston terrier etc etc Like my Thor? [http://www.resolutionart.com/thor/](http://www.resolutionart.com/thor/) How about Zoose? Spelled incorrectly to be cool, or Zeus to be correct about it. Pussy would be a nice name for a dog. ---
**Author:** ![TrueBlue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trueblue/32/7245_2.png) [@TrueBlue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrueBlue)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 2:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-ideas-to-name-a-dog/6903/28 "2006-01-16T14:00:01Z")
“stay.” that’ll fuck him up when you go to teach him. “c’mere, stay” “fetch, stay” ---
**Author:** ![Vrooom](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vrooom/32/7198_2.png) [@Vrooom](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vrooom)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-ideas-to-name-a-dog/6903/29 "2006-01-16T14:01:12Z")
dogs dont automatically understand commands as commands… you teach them… ---
**Author:** ![BAD99TA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BAD99TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BAD99TA)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 2:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-ideas-to-name-a-dog/6903/30 "2006-01-16T14:07:31Z")
Waffles…that’s hilarious! LOL. I think Waffles is a good choice. Or if you say he’s a lil monster you could name him…Monster. Yeah, I’ve got nothing… ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Beckington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mr\_Beckington](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mr_Beckington)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 2:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-ideas-to-name-a-dog/6903/31 "2006-01-16T14:10:20Z")
> [@Vrooom](#): > > a cool name/word in a different language…my aunt just named her puppy Shatze or something… means sweetheart in German but sounds way cooler in german… > > examples: killer dog=Mörderhund Schatz means sweetheart in german. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Vrooom](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vrooom/32/7198_2.png) [@Vrooom](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vrooom)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 2:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-ideas-to-name-a-dog/6903/32 "2006-01-16T14:13:48Z")
> [@Mr. Beckington](#): > > Schatz means sweetheart in german. 🙂 thanks… you got my point tho ---
**Author:** ![slow84ta](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slow84ta/32/7265_2.png) [@slow84ta](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slow84ta)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 2:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-ideas-to-name-a-dog/6903/33 "2006-01-16T14:19:07Z")
this is random, but how about Dr.Hawtness ---
**Author:** ![j\_espo1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/j_espo1/32/7291_2.png) [@j\_espo1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/j_espo1)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 2:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-ideas-to-name-a-dog/6903/34 "2006-01-16T14:31:57Z")
> [@98SS10](#): > > name it something like “Onmyface” or “Upmyass” so that when you yell outside for him to “come”, your neighbors think yer a fuckin crack whorebag. i was thinking “bitch” along your same lines… good minds think alike :tup: ---
**Author:** ![FASTMOFO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9de053/32.png) [@FASTMOFO](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FASTMOFO)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 2:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-ideas-to-name-a-dog/6903/35 "2006-01-16T14:54:10Z")
newman? ---
**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 3:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-ideas-to-name-a-dog/6903/36 "2006-01-16T15:02:48Z")
Why no one else has said this is beyond me… BAXTER. ---
**Author:** ![AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 3:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-ideas-to-name-a-dog/6903/37 "2006-01-16T15:25:10Z")
> [@j\_espo1](#): > > i was thinking “bitch” along your same lines… good minds think alike :tup: same reasoning for naming him Stain. lol ---
**Author:** ![Tkklemann](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tkklemann/32/7298_2.png) [@Tkklemann](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tkklemann)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 3:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-ideas-to-name-a-dog/6903/38 "2006-01-16T15:26:02Z")
Name him, “What” ---
**Author:** ![Denton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Denton](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Denton)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 5:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-ideas-to-name-a-dog/6903/39 "2006-01-16T17:09:34Z")
I don’t know about naming a dog, but I’ve thought about getting a dog a dildo for a chew toy. You know, one of the great big black ones that are all vieny and shit. Cause I bet it would hold up pretty well and I’d love to see the look on guests faces when the dog comes over to them sitting on the sofa, and drops a huge black cock on their laps. “Awww, he likes you! Now pick it up and throw it” ---
**Author:** ![kingsario](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kingsario/32/7572_2.png) [@kingsario](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kingsario)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 5:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-ideas-to-name-a-dog/6903/40 "2006-01-16T17:11:37Z")
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