# Nerd Warning: The THE coolest keyboard!!!

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**Created:** [April 6, 2007, 9:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nerd-warning-the-the-coolest-keyboard/133267 "2007-04-06T21:03:32Z")\
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**Post date:** [April 6, 2007, 10:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nerd-warning-the-the-coolest-keyboard/133267/6 "2007-04-06T22:31:32Z")

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> [@9/30/05 OLP in Albany](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/9-30-05-olp-in-albany/1333/3):
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> ^^ if only they could invent something that’ll scratch my ass and crotch at the same time …

If you have money, (which you do), for $200/hour, you can have all the ass/ball scratching you need, in the form of a fat-paperbagmod-required woman.

Then again, there’s something called a girlfriend.

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