# Never before have I felt my asshole to be in such jeopardy as I did tonight **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 4, 2009, 8:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438 "2009-04-04T20:40:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2009, 8:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/1 "2009-04-04T20:40:49Z")
Dudes all over my shit, jocking my sweet Vette like WHOA! Checking out my sweet LED’s, drooling over the automatic transmission, fuck a couple of the gheyest ones even had to climb in it to pose for pictures! My ass cheeks are sore as fuck right now from being clenched air tight for 3hrs. :finger2: to Jeff for inviting me to this sodomyfest. ---
**Author:** ![steelcitysix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/steelcitysix/32/5992_2.png) [@steelcitysix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/steelcitysix)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2009, 8:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/2 "2009-04-04T20:46:28Z")
thanks for being pivot man ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2009, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/3 "2009-04-04T20:48:48Z")
> [@BUFFALO #7 in the COUNTRY for highest gas prices](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buffalo-7-in-the-country-for-highest-gas-prices/40030/15): > > thanks for being pivot man thanks for adding the black man to the melting pot that was the meet ---
**Author:** ![SK360](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sk360/32/5933_2.png) [@SK360](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SK360)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2009, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/4 "2009-04-04T20:48:53Z")
Was your spidey sense tingling on the way home? It should have been. ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2009, 8:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/5 "2009-04-04T20:54:41Z")
hanging out with sloshelby will do that ---
**Author:** ![SK360](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sk360/32/5933_2.png) [@SK360](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SK360)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2009, 8:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/6 "2009-04-04T20:55:26Z")
Get out of here fag, this is the best thread ever ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2009, 8:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/7 "2009-04-04T20:55:28Z")
> [@Who uses a can to scale a turbo?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-uses-a-can-to-scale-a-turbo/39731/57): > > Was your spidey sense tingling on the way home? > > It should have been. something was tingling… ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2009, 8:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/8 "2009-04-04T20:56:24Z")
> [@Need some advice about Laptops](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-some-advice-about-laptops/40018/7): > > Get out of here fag, this is the best thread ever eat cake jelly belly ---
**Author:** ![SK360](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sk360/32/5933_2.png) [@SK360](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SK360)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2009, 8:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/9 "2009-04-04T20:56:31Z")
> [@Who uses a can to scale a turbo?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-uses-a-can-to-scale-a-turbo/39731/58): > > something was tingling… You took a picture of me for the ride home? :hsugh: ---
**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2009, 8:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/10 "2009-04-04T20:57:31Z")
oh well was something to do. get the mexican and asian together it will be faggotry at its finest lol ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2009, 8:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/11 "2009-04-04T20:57:37Z")
> [@Shaggy"](#): > > hanging out with sloshelby will do that IAEDIT Good thing you changed that shit too, cause I would have hated to bring the pain down to Sewickley. > [@What does your bedroom look like?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-your-bedroom-look-like/40029/5): > > You took a picture of me for the ride home? :hsugh: i didn’t think you noticed… > [@Looking for a Wii?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-a-wii/40026/6): > > oh well was something to do. get the mexican and asian together it will be faggotry at its finest lol it wasn’t a total bust. I got to ride in a Vette with 3 pedals!!! ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2009, 8:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/12 "2009-04-04T20:59:33Z")
you should. been wanting to check out the vette. ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2009, 9:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/13 "2009-04-04T21:00:44Z")
> [@Favorite Sportscar's V. Looks Only](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/favorite-sportscars-v-looks-only/39981/63): > > you should. been wanting to check out the vette. :eek3: ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2009, 9:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/14 "2009-04-04T21:03:14Z")
sissy, make that ass tingle with a chainsaw ---
**Author:** ![steelcitysix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/steelcitysix/32/5992_2.png) [@steelcitysix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/steelcitysix)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2009, 9:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/15 "2009-04-04T21:31:20Z")
> [@Favorite Sportscar's V. Looks Only](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/favorite-sportscars-v-looks-only/39981/63): > > you should. been wanting to check out the vette. The back seat? ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2009, 10:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/16 "2009-04-04T22:12:22Z")
> [@Favorite Sportscar's V. Looks Only](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/favorite-sportscars-v-looks-only/39981/64): > > The back seat? the fuck you talkin bout? ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2009, 3:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/17 "2009-04-05T03:51:55Z")
💤 ---
**Author:** ![brokeasskorean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@brokeasskorean](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/brokeasskorean)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2009, 4:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/18 "2009-04-05T04:47:09Z")
> [@NYSpeed 2007 EoY Awards](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-2007-eoy-awards/40009/47): > > 💤 x2 ---
**Author:** ![SK360](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sk360/32/5933_2.png) [@SK360](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SK360)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2009, 5:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/19 "2009-04-05T05:13:49Z")
> [@Darkstar"](#): > > fuck a couple of the gheyest ones even had to climb in it to pose for pictures! ![http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii196/SK360_PGH/ls1tech%20Meet%204409/IMG_edit.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/3/2/326fd1b0063dd1e4ff26632a5317370d8078880c.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![yamaha](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamaha/32/5929_2.png) [@yamaha](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamaha)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2009, 5:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/20 "2009-04-05T05:25:38Z")
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