# Never before have I felt my asshole to be in such jeopardy as I did tonight **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 4, 2009, 8:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438 "2009-04-04T20:40:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Turbo\_Silverado](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_silverado/32/5990_2.png) [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2009, 5:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/21 "2009-04-05T05:28:33Z")
hahaha wow! ---
**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2009, 6:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/22 "2009-04-05T06:51:07Z")
šŸ¤£ ---
**Author:** ![foxrus14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f05b48/32.png) [@foxrus14](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/foxrus14)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2009, 9:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/23 "2009-04-05T09:29:42Z")
I am so glad I was not part of the faggotry. Although I think I might be putting some LEDā€™s in Everything I own after seeing them in RATSKRADā€™s Vetteā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2009, 9:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/24 "2009-04-05T09:31:27Z")
> [@What does your bedroom look like?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-your-bedroom-look-like/40029/8): > > I am so glad I was not part of the faggotry. Although I think I might be putting some LEDā€™s in Everything I own after seeing them in RATSKRADā€™s Vetteā€¦ :grouphug: ---
**Author:** ![steelcitysix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/steelcitysix/32/5992_2.png) [@steelcitysix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/steelcitysix)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2009, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/25 "2009-04-05T10:08:56Z")
> [@AIM problems on vista?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/aim-problems-on-vista/40033/5): > > ![http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii196/SK360_PGH/ls1tech%20Meet%204409/IMG_edit.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/3/2/326fd1b0063dd1e4ff26632a5317370d8078880c.jpeg) LMFAO ---
**Author:** ![danhr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@danhr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/danhr)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2009, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/26 "2009-04-05T10:52:18Z")
what you canā€™t tell in that picā€¦ is that the kid in the passenger seat just sharted in the vette and thatā€™s why heā€™s sitting so awkward. ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2009, 1:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/27 "2009-04-05T13:59:02Z")
Iā€™ll tell you all a little something I just recently put togetherā€¦ Iā€™ve been catching some hell about having an auto vetteā€¦ small penis, liking to put small penis into men, etcā€¦ HOWEVER, it is now obvious to me that when a suitably endowed straight man gets into said ā€œauto corvetteā€, he acts normallyā€¦ On the flip side, when a man who is cursed with tic-tac like dimensions and has an unquenchable thirst for man-ass gets into an auto vette, shit like this happens: ![http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h40/iroc-z89/me-friends/1547.jpg](http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h40/iroc-z89/me-friends/1547.jpg) ![http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h40/iroc-z89/me-friends/1546.jpg](http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h40/iroc-z89/me-friends/1546.jpg) ![http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h40/iroc-z89/me-friends/1544.jpg](http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h40/iroc-z89/me-friends/1544.jpg) ![http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h40/iroc-z89/me-friends/1542.jpg](http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h40/iroc-z89/me-friends/1542.jpg) ![http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h40/iroc-z89/me-friends/1536.jpg](http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h40/iroc-z89/me-friends/1536.jpg) I REST MY CASE ---
**Author:** ![danhr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@danhr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/danhr)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2009, 2:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/28 "2009-04-05T14:25:27Z")
I donā€™t know about all of thatā€¦ but what I DO know is that my car has these in itā€¦ ![http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o257/danhr/DSCN0863.jpg](http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o257/danhr/DSCN0863.jpg) ![http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o257/danhr/DSCN0860.jpg](http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o257/danhr/DSCN0860.jpg) And that I donā€™t have a problem beating stock mustang gtā€™s šŸ¤£ ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2009, 6:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/29 "2009-04-06T06:18:55Z")
> [@Audi a4/s4 review](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/audi-a4-s4-review/40027/28): > > I donā€™t know about all of thatā€¦ but what I DO know is that my car has these in itā€¦ > > And that I donā€™t have a problem beating stock mustang gtā€™s šŸ¤£ :offtopic: šŸ¤£ ---
**Author:** ![Turbo\_Silverado](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_silverado/32/5990_2.png) [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2009, 7:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/30 "2009-04-06T07:01:17Z")
OH SNAP ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2009, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/31 "2009-04-06T07:04:32Z")
why would I have a knob in my car that says Z28 on it? I donā€™t understand! And why would you want 3 pedals instead of 2?!?!? Think of the weight savings!!! ---
**Author:** ![SK360](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sk360/32/5933_2.png) [@SK360](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SK360)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2009, 7:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/32 "2009-04-06T07:17:03Z")
How are you supp to have your leg stretched over the center console when you have 3 pedals to worry about? ---
**Author:** ![berad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/berad/32/5953_2.png) [@berad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/berad)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2009, 7:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/33 "2009-04-06T07:20:09Z")
For your sake I hope all the LS gayness in those pictures cancels out. ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2009, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/34 "2009-04-06T07:51:03Z")
> [@FS/TW: 2 tickets for Sabres vs Boston TONIGHT](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-tw-2-tickets-for-sabres-vs-boston-tonight/40043/3): > > For your sake I hope all the LS gayness in those pictures cancels out. ---
**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2009, 8:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/35 "2009-04-06T08:05:09Z")
šŸ¤£ ---
**Author:** ![obi-1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@obi-1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/obi-1)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2009, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/36 "2009-04-06T08:27:03Z")
> [@Audi a4/s4 review](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/audi-a4-s4-review/40027/14): > > it wasnā€™t a total bust. I got to ride in a Vette with 3 pedals!!! :bigthumb: ---
**Author:** ![foxrus14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f05b48/32.png) [@foxrus14](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/foxrus14)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2009, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/37 "2009-04-06T08:40:04Z")
:bowrofl: Excellent Diagram of how the events happened. And the legend is accurate as well, except i think you might have messed up the gayness and the Mr. T you might want to check on that. Just glad I wasnā€™t in the picture. ---
**Author:** ![SK360](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sk360/32/5933_2.png) [@SK360](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SK360)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2009, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/38 "2009-04-06T08:40:37Z")
> [@Favorite Sportscar's V. Looks Only](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/favorite-sportscars-v-looks-only/39981/69): > ROFL These goatfuckers infected my ride too, No wonder it ran like shit yesterday, Asian bird flu ā˜¹ ![http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h40/iroc-z89/me-friends/1544.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/2/1/21c0ff395e87b90c1158bd3bd3ba629f57f728d3.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Turbo\_Silverado](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_silverado/32/5990_2.png) [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2009, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/39 "2009-04-06T10:47:38Z")
hahahah new calender shots ---
**Author:** ![SixSpeed454SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19adc/32.png) [@SixSpeed454SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SixSpeed454SS)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2009, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/40 "2009-04-06T11:35:08Z")
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