# Never before have I felt my asshole to be in such jeopardy as I did tonight **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 4, 2009, 8:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438 "2009-04-04T20:40:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/81 "2009-04-08T12:33:14Z")
> [@flea market escapade](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/flea-market-escapade/40073/12): > > yeah but its got some potental no, it doesnt. > i really dont care what other people think about it… Yes, you do. > i get mixed responses at shows… either “wow i didnt know you could do that to a stratus”… or “why the fuck would you put money in that car”… people may say the former out loud, but they’re ALL thinking the latter. > i went to one of the flash light drags and the announcer was like “is that a dodge stratus?!!” im going for more shock for what im doing then approval… you’re failing at both, miserably. ---
**Author:** ![steelcitysix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/steelcitysix/32/5992_2.png) [@steelcitysix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/steelcitysix)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 1:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/82 "2009-04-08T13:10:06Z")
So the kid doesnt want to jump on a bandwagon yet…he will eventually we all do… ---
**Author:** ![RagingSun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f475e1/32.png) [@RagingSun](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RagingSun)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/83 "2009-04-08T13:24:38Z")
i still dont think low 13s are bad goal for a car with almost no aftermarket performance available and being a stratus… The day i placed a bid on my car at a Mt Lebo police auction i could of bid on a silverado or a one of the crown vics… but i didnt … when i got the car i didnt even know what you could even do to a strat. But i did and this is were im at. Id love to have a faster car with a rwd v8 power plant … but for now i still have a very reliable car. Hey it could of been worse i still could be driving my old dynasty around… lol > [@NYSpeed 2007 EoY Awards](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-2007-eoy-awards/40009/114): > > So the kid doesnt want to jump on a bandwagon yet…he will eventually we all do… i think you told me when i got the mazda “That one day you will see the light” and pointed to your car ---
**Author:** ![yamaha](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamaha/32/5929_2.png) [@yamaha](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamaha)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/84 "2009-04-08T13:26:17Z")
> [@Yes Im making another Poll and Yes im buying a new car](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/yes-im-making-another-poll-and-yes-im-buying-a-new-car/40072/52): > > Hey it could of been worse i still could be driving my old dynasty around… lol Jesus Christ that thing was a wreck. ---
**Author:** ![danhr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@danhr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/danhr)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 1:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/85 "2009-04-08T13:28:37Z")
baby jesus hates you and your stratus ---
**Author:** ![RagingSun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f475e1/32.png) [@RagingSun](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RagingSun)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 1:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/86 "2009-04-08T13:29:05Z")
lol yeah it was… i remember being stuck at school one day cause the belt just popped off when i started the car… lol > [@NYSpeed 2007 EoY Awards](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-2007-eoy-awards/40009/116): > > baby jesus hates you and your stratus thats cool ---
**Author:** ![steelcitysix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/steelcitysix/32/5992_2.png) [@steelcitysix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/steelcitysix)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 2:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/87 "2009-04-08T14:15:37Z")
Why does it have to be baby jesus…why not grown up jesus, or teenage jesus, or bearded jesus ---
**Author:** ![RagingSun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f475e1/32.png) [@RagingSun](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RagingSun)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 2:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/88 "2009-04-08T14:17:46Z")
cause i like the baby jesus the best!! what about Buddy Jesus ---
**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 10:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/89 "2009-04-08T22:15:56Z")
so what made you turn away from the awesome crown vic??? ---
**Author:** ![Turbo\_Silverado](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_silverado/32/5990_2.png) [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 4:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/90 "2009-04-09T04:02:03Z")
> [@NYSpeed 2007 EoY Awards](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-2007-eoy-awards/40009/111): > > there will be a calender made for 2010 after all the meets…this is just the beginning. i soooo cant wait for more photo shoots > [@NYSpeed 2007 EoY Awards](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-2007-eoy-awards/40009/112): > > 🤣 > > thats gonna be scary scary…pssh ill give you wet dreams! a crown vic worthless as ur stratus. silverado not bad, still not great platforms to start with making a fast vechile. ur going to dump ur money into and make a low 13 sec car thats still reliable. a bolt on f bod will go 12s and be just as reliable… oh and was the wing one of the only aftermarket products available for ur car? so u just had to buy it? ---
**Author:** ![foxrus14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f05b48/32.png) [@foxrus14](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/foxrus14)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 4:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/91 "2009-04-09T04:37:17Z")
> [@NYSpeed 2007 EoY Awards](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-2007-eoy-awards/40009/146): > > i soooo cant wait for more photo shoots Your hand prints are still on my hood. I am Never washing them off! Will you sign my hood next time too?:op: ---
**Author:** ![Turbo\_Silverado](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_silverado/32/5990_2.png) [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 5:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/92 "2009-04-09T05:12:29Z")
> [@What is your myspace song?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-is-your-myspace-song/40080/11): > > Your hand prints are still on my hood. I am Never washing them off! Will you sign my hood next time too?:op: :hitit::sex:u know i will! ---
**Author:** ![RagingSun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f475e1/32.png) [@RagingSun](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RagingSun)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438/93 "2009-04-09T12:33:38Z")
> [@How do you get a 140lb deer in a BMW?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-do-you-get-a-140lb-deer-in-a-bmw/40070/30): > > so what made you turn away from the awesome crown vic??? they wernt full police issue… so no big performance v8 just the stock one with a big radiator so it wouldnt over heat from sitting all day. plus the strat had only 20,000 miles and was fully loaded and all the other cars were around 150,000 and basic interior, the vics didnt even have radios or speakers, truck didnt have a bed… If i had the money at the time i would of got the truck and fixed it… [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-before-have-i-felt-my-asshole-to-be-in-such-jeopardy-as-i-did-tonight/202438.md?page=4)