# Never too old to beat some ass.

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-too-old-to-beat-some-ass/78502>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [January 22, 2010, 6:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-too-old-to-beat-some-ass/78502 "2010-01-22T06:58:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![nappy1380](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nappy1380/32/7502_2.png) [@nappy1380](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nappy1380)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 6:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-too-old-to-beat-some-ass/78502/1 "2010-01-22T06:58:56Z")

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> **[‘Senior moment’ tussle](https://nypost.com/2010/01/20/senior-moment-tussle/)**
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> Call ’em the fighting fogies. An angry 83-year-old brawler beat a 99-year-old man old with a metal steering-wheel lock in Brooklyn in a fight over parking, authorities said yesterday. The ger…

83 year old man beats up a 99 year old man over parking.

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**Author:** ![turbofreak](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbofreak/32/5197_2.png) [@turbofreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbofreak)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 7:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-too-old-to-beat-some-ass/78502/2 "2010-01-22T07:00:29Z")

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lol!

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**Author:** ![NeOn9787](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/neon9787/32/7466_2.png) [@NeOn9787](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NeOn9787)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 7:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-too-old-to-beat-some-ass/78502/3 "2010-01-22T07:06:46Z")

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old school beef haha

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**Author:** ![klug](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/klug/32/5222_2.png) [@klug](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/klug)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 7:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-too-old-to-beat-some-ass/78502/4 "2010-01-22T07:08:04Z")

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hahaha damn

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**Author:** ![bigwoode](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigwoode/32/5175_2.png) [@bigwoode](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bigwoode)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 7:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-too-old-to-beat-some-ass/78502/5 "2010-01-22T07:08:36Z")

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:lol:

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**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 7:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-too-old-to-beat-some-ass/78502/6 "2010-01-22T07:21:41Z")

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This is just sad.

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**Author:** ![layzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layzie/32/7599_2.png) [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 7:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-too-old-to-beat-some-ass/78502/7 "2010-01-22T07:34:55Z")

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This had to be the slowest fight EVER!

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**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 7:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-too-old-to-beat-some-ass/78502/8 "2010-01-22T07:37:39Z")

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how the fuck are either of these guys driving?

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**Author:** ![Blown\_Stroked](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blown_stroked/32/7324_2.png) [@Blown\_Stroked](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blown_Stroked)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 7:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-too-old-to-beat-some-ass/78502/9 "2010-01-22T07:50:57Z")

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“He said he was going to send somebody to cut off my balls,” Pulwers said.

:lol:

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**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 8:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-too-old-to-beat-some-ass/78502/10 "2010-01-22T08:13:55Z")

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bam, bam, bam…

“Hold the hell on, I’ll be right there” - old man

Old man opens door…

“Who the hell are you?” - old man

“I’m here for your balls” - guy in mask

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**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-too-old-to-beat-some-ass/78502/11 "2010-01-22T09:59:45Z")

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I guess when you are that old even your black eyes sag a lot

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**Author:** ![08GT500](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/08gt500/32/5417_2.png) [@08GT500](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/08GT500)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-too-old-to-beat-some-ass/78502/12 "2010-01-22T11:28:38Z")

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> [@layzie](#):
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> This had to be the slowest fight EVER!

Almost like watching Matrix?

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**Author:** ![burnt\_toast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnt_toast/32/7518_2.png) [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-too-old-to-beat-some-ass/78502/13 "2010-01-22T12:35:26Z")

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lol at the comment “geezers-gone-wild”

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-too-old-to-beat-some-ass/78502/14 "2010-01-22T12:39:01Z")

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> [@ultradriver10000](#):
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> bam, bam, bam…
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> “Hold the hell on, I’ll be right there” - old man
> 
> Old man opens door…
> 
> “Who the hell are you?” - old man
> 
> “I’m here for your balls” - guy in mask

He needs to start wearing this.  
 ![http://rlv.zcache.com/nice_marmot_tshirt-p235765461392143991cpu4_400.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/6/f/6f7fa3e7270d2ace84d78e60328720e2d114a3e0.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![Cleck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/2acd7d/32.png) [@Cleck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cleck)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-too-old-to-beat-some-ass/78502/15 "2010-01-22T12:42:56Z")

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They started their shit in November? Looks like someone didn’t get the clue the first time…or he did and forgot it 😃

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**Author:** ![boosting4me](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5e9695/32.png) [@boosting4me](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boosting4me)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 3:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-too-old-to-beat-some-ass/78502/16 "2010-01-22T15:00:58Z")

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grumpier old men

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**Author:** ![pirite](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pirite/32/5308_2.png) [@pirite](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pirite)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 3:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-too-old-to-beat-some-ass/78502/17 "2010-01-22T15:08:17Z")

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🤣

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**Author:** ![LittleFoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e9a140/32.png) [@LittleFoot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LittleFoot)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 3:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/never-too-old-to-beat-some-ass/78502/18 "2010-01-22T15:16:32Z")

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hahahahaha  
geez  
nice.
