# New ASS land and sea dynos

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-ass-land-and-sea-dynos/253416>\
**Category:** Vendor Marketplace\
**Created:** [July 22, 2010, 4:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-ass-land-and-sea-dynos/253416 "2010-07-22T16:05:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![FastTwins](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fasttwins/32/6601_2.png) [@FastTwins](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FastTwins)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 4:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-ass-land-and-sea-dynos/253416/1 "2010-07-22T16:05:43Z")

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Good news. I have been informed ouranufactiring completetion date is now 10 days. Once they are completed we will be going to the factory on NH for two days training and then returning home for final installation and operation. From there we will be able to basically chassis dyno almost any one or two wheel drive vehicle out there.

We have some exciong things in mind for the shop. I would love to hear from all of you whY type of services you need that we currently do not offer. Because we may be missing something important that we could do but didn’t think of.

Lmk some thoughts

oh we going to plan a grand opening evernt for ASS once all the shop components are completed. I would like you involved in some way. So consider this as well. Fun WILL be had!!

Thanks again.

Darryl

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**Author:** ![20wrx09](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/20wrx09/32/6532_2.png) [@20wrx09](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/20wrx09)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 5:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-ass-land-and-sea-dynos/253416/2 "2010-07-22T17:22:22Z")

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you has all wheel drive dyno???

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**Author:** ![FastTwins](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fasttwins/32/6601_2.png) [@FastTwins](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FastTwins)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 6:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-ass-land-and-sea-dynos/253416/3 "2010-07-22T18:01:20Z")

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No sir. not at this time, Im sorry. Our machines are expandable to awd but thats a 40k upgrade i wasn’t ready to swallow yet. Stay tuned though!

dc

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**Author:** ![dkid15](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dkid15/32/6398_2.png) [@dkid15](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dkid15)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 8:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-ass-land-and-sea-dynos/253416/4 "2010-07-22T20:07:06Z")

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> [@I sweat profusely when I wear clothes](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-sweat-profusely-when-i-wear-clothes/33686/9):
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> you has all wheel drive dyno???

Dude your an idiot. Its now been asked by everyone with awd.

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**Author:** ![20wrx09](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/20wrx09/32/6532_2.png) [@20wrx09](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/20wrx09)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 3:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-ass-land-and-sea-dynos/253416/5 "2010-07-23T03:36:35Z")

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> [@All that is MAN!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/249):
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> Dude your an idiot. Its now been asked by everyone with awd.

no **your’re** the idiot. relax

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**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 6:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-ass-land-and-sea-dynos/253416/6 "2010-07-23T06:18:20Z")

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Nobody cares about AWD cars anyway.

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**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 6:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-ass-land-and-sea-dynos/253416/7 "2010-07-23T06:59:49Z")

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Darryl,

I would like to suggest scantilly clad hot womenz, willing to service the customer for additional prices. If this comes to fruition I would like to rent a permanent bay.

Sincerely,

Wayne64SS

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**Author:** ![FastTwins](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fasttwins/32/6601_2.png) [@FastTwins](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FastTwins)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-ass-land-and-sea-dynos/253416/8 "2010-07-23T07:28:16Z")

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A-

lmao…we cannot quite do that but I have some cool things coming up in the all new ASS blog we are creating

HOT ASS pics  
Ass worshiping  
etc  
etc

I cannot let the cat out of the bag yet…but i promise you’ll get a “rise” out of it!

DC :thumbup

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**Author:** ![FastTwins](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fasttwins/32/6601_2.png) [@FastTwins](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FastTwins)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 6:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-ass-land-and-sea-dynos/253416/9 "2010-07-28T06:21:23Z")

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The Dynos are coming the Dynos are coming!!!

We go to pick them up and get training on Tuesday of next week…

Then we can build sum shit!!

DC

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**Author:** ![indy440](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5ac83/32.png) [@indy440](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/indy440)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 7:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-ass-land-and-sea-dynos/253416/10 "2010-07-28T07:01:02Z")

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hey man, Im pretty interested in checking out the land and sea dyno once you get it operational! Is this the style where you mount the small pump directly to the PTO of the engine?

I used to race snowmobiles (waterx) and ALWAYS wanted to use one of these for tuning!!!

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**Author:** ![FastTwins](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fasttwins/32/6601_2.png) [@FastTwins](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FastTwins)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 7:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-ass-land-and-sea-dynos/253416/11 "2010-07-28T07:40:24Z")

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> [@GOOD PLACE TO GET TV???](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-place-to-get-tv/33710/28):
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> hey man, Im pretty interested in checking out the land and sea dyno once you get it operational! Is this the style where you mount the small pump directly to the PTO of the engine?
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> I used to race snowmobiles (waterx) and ALWAYS wanted to use one of these for tuning!!!

YES for the small engine dyno…thats exactly how that one works!!

the same pump is attached to the small vehicle chassis dyno as well…

ever think of putting NOS on your fourwheeler or snowmobile?

well now we can…lol

DC

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**Author:** ![Brandon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f08c70/32.png) [@Brandon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Brandon)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 7:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-ass-land-and-sea-dynos/253416/12 "2010-07-28T07:43:26Z")

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do you guys fill nos bottles there i forgot to ask?

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**Author:** ![FastTwins](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fasttwins/32/6601_2.png) [@FastTwins](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FastTwins)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 8:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-ass-land-and-sea-dynos/253416/13 "2010-07-28T08:28:39Z")

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> [@Hello, this is Ron from Subaru International calling...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-this-is-ron-from-subaru-international-calling/33899/9):
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> do you guys fill nos bottles there i forgot to ask?

yes and no… we do not here…but our coop with Hunts helps you.

He does.!!

LMK

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-ass-land-and-sea-dynos/253416/14 "2010-07-31T10:19:32Z")

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I really, really want to dyno my bmx bike. :rofl

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**Author:** ![FastTwins](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fasttwins/32/6601_2.png) [@FastTwins](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FastTwins)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 5:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-ass-land-and-sea-dynos/253416/15 "2010-08-06T05:38:22Z")

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They are here! We start assembly today and work feverishly tomorrow and hopefully early next week we start testing and then…

It’s your turn!

So looking forward to seeing the mirage of cars and trucks coming…

Oh tell you friends we DO DESIEL TRUCKS TOO!

Ive heard most places will not do them!

DC

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**Author:** ![FastTwins](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fasttwins/32/6601_2.png) [@FastTwins](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FastTwins)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 7:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-ass-land-and-sea-dynos/253416/16 "2010-08-06T07:31:53Z")

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We are starting the disassemble and install… if you would like to come by and watch or help, that would be great. wear pants and boots…this shit is heavy!! :ponder Well start about eight and feed whomever is helping and work until we all just have had enough! or we’re testing…:clap

This way you can take pics and see for your self how cool this stuff really is … the pics do no justice! :ahh

DC :thumbup

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**Author:** ![FastTwins](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fasttwins/32/6601_2.png) [@FastTwins](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FastTwins)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 4:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-ass-land-and-sea-dynos/253416/17 "2010-08-11T16:58:48Z")

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ive been sweating for days…

Almost there!!!

please visit our FB page at Albanyspeedshop  
follow us on twitter at albanyspeedshop

check our website at [www.albanyspeedshop.com](http://www.albanyspeedshop.com) SOON TO BE AWESOME ASS BLOG!!

Thanks again everyone!

Remember ASS Yep - we do that!

“Your competition is on the Dyno!”

DC

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**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 6:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-ass-land-and-sea-dynos/253416/18 "2010-08-11T18:12:29Z")

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> [@Hello, this is Ron from Subaru International calling...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-this-is-ron-from-subaru-international-calling/33899/9):
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> do you guys fill nos bottles there i forgot to ask?

I fill mine at J and R welding supply in ballston spa.

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**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 6:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-ass-land-and-sea-dynos/253416/19 "2010-08-11T18:13:48Z")

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Darl, if you need any help with anything, you know how to get ahold of me.

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**Author:** ![FastTwins](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fasttwins/32/6601_2.png) [@FastTwins](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FastTwins)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2010, 4:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-ass-land-and-sea-dynos/253416/20 "2010-08-12T04:49:55Z")

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> [@Bioshock](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bioshock/34008/118):
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> I fill mine at J and R welding supply in ballston spa.

GOTO Hunts MAchine Shop in Schedy…

Tell Dave I sent you!

DC

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