# New Drug

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-drug/4699>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [November 17, 2005, 2:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-drug/4699 "2005-11-17T14:40:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 2:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-drug/4699/1 "2005-11-17T14:40:56Z")

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[http://www.panexa.com/](http://www.panexa.com/)

lol

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**Author:** ![auttiquattro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/53a042/32.png) [@auttiquattro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/auttiquattro)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 3:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-drug/4699/2 "2005-11-17T15:14:29Z")

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ha ha ha ha "Other: Loss of sexual desire and/or desirability; rising of the lights, the vapors, the willies; susceptibility to wedgies, no rhythm, dresses for shit, and can’t hold a job to save your life; blue sweats; symptoms that look like scurvy, but louder; and the compulsion to address everyone nearby as “Cap’n”

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**Author:** ![Twizted](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/twizted/32/7206_2.png) [@Twizted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Twizted)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 3:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-drug/4699/3 "2005-11-17T15:19:19Z")

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> **IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR SQUIRRELS\</FONT\>**

 

> PANEXA has been known in a few cases (0.0087%) to cause Excessively Floppy Tail Syndrome (EFTS). If you are a squirrel, and suspect you may be suffering from EFTS, immediately call the Hotline at 1-800-867-5309.

ROFL

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 3:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-drug/4699/4 "2005-11-17T15:27:25Z")

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> PANEXA should not be used a form of motive transport, as it lacks the government regulated (US DOT 1445/88-4557) safety lights and reflectors;

Hahahaha, that site is great. 😃

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**Author:** ![1sik\_bmw](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1sik_bmw/32/7341_2.png) [@1sik\_bmw](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1sik_bmw)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 3:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-drug/4699/5 "2005-11-17T15:30:30Z")

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i enjoyed the pic on the top of the page with the hot-dog

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**Author:** ![SpenceSpeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spencespeed/32/7355_2.png) [@SpenceSpeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SpenceSpeed)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 5:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-drug/4699/6 "2005-11-17T17:06:03Z")

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:lol: even funnier because i’m :beer2:

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**Author:** ![SpenceSpeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spencespeed/32/7355_2.png) [@SpenceSpeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SpenceSpeed)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 5:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-drug/4699/7 "2005-11-17T17:22:44Z")

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> 

> PANEXA can contribute to developing inhumanly powerful tongue muscles, capable of licking through steel.

I gotta get me some of this stuff!!!

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 5:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-drug/4699/8 "2005-11-17T17:45:27Z")

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hahaha that site was pretty funny, couldnt tell if it was serious or not at first