# new from schenectady **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 19, 2011, 11:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525 "2011-01-19T23:29:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![bikerkid9069](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/47e85d/32.png) [@bikerkid9069](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bikerkid9069)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 5:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/181 "2011-01-20T17:40:13Z")
i got a close cousin in a wheel chair who has been arrested for beatin kids like you (2.7 heaven) up. drunk or not douchebaggery is douchebaggery. karma is a bitch remember that. ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 6:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/182 "2011-01-20T18:00:01Z")
> [@Help me find a Maury episode!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/help-me-find-a-maury-episode/38895/2): > > if anybody touches my fathers car, you will not see the light of day ever again. he is crazy and owns a barrett .50 cal… im just saying… if it was my car, yea do whatever. just save yourself. becuase you really dont know what your getting into. those are my last words. goodbye its Beretta YOU MORON! and id love to see you attempt to blast off a .50 caliber hand gun. a little fagg0t like you couldnt handle it ---
**Author:** ![RockHard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce7236/32.png) [@RockHard](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RockHard)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 6:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/183 "2011-01-20T18:05:00Z")
> [@Jay Wonch's Car Pwned!!!!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jay-wonchs-car-pwned/38902/16): > > its Beretta YOU MORON! and id love to see you attempt to blast off a .50 caliber hand gun. a little fagg0t like you couldnt handle it Wouldn’t call someone a moron and fagg0t unless you know for sure what you’re talking about. Take a second and Google Barrett .50 cal ---
**Author:** ![IOM\_G8\_GT\_888](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/5f8ce5/32.png) [@IOM\_G8\_GT\_888](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/IOM_G8_GT_888)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 6:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/184 "2011-01-20T18:08:02Z")
> [@Jay Wonch's Car Pwned!!!!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jay-wonchs-car-pwned/38902/16): > > its Beretta YOU MORON! and id love to see you attempt to blast off a .50 caliber hand gun. a little fagg0t like you couldnt handle it The barrett is a sniper rifle .50 cal… Not trying to defend this moron, but If thats what he meant I still doubt his father has one. ---
**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 6:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/185 "2011-01-20T18:09:42Z")
Neg repping every motherfucker in this place with under 50 posts. Someones bringing all his butt buddies on here now cause he got busted. ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 6:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/186 "2011-01-20T18:09:53Z")
ohhh god im getting snyp’d!!! ps this is mikes dad… i get rock hard over this kind of stuff. ---
**Author:** ![IOM\_G8\_GT\_888](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/5f8ce5/32.png) [@IOM\_G8\_GT\_888](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/IOM_G8_GT_888)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 6:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/187 "2011-01-20T18:11:40Z")
Hahahaha Right… Nowadays we use sniper rifles for house protection! ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 6:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/188 "2011-01-20T18:12:04Z")
Shit is getting REAL. Bringing all his Buddiesssss into shift bzns. ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 6:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/189 "2011-01-20T18:13:11Z")
ive got a cache of weapons. but mostly just super soakers… they are my dads, but i use them ---
**Author:** ![Sketchy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sketchy/32/6378_2.png) [@Sketchy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sketchy)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 7:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/190 "2011-01-20T19:19:30Z")
LOLZ ---
**Author:** ![madwabbit](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/madwabbit/32/6654_2.png) [@madwabbit](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/madwabbit)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 7:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/191 "2011-01-20T19:21:10Z")
I, personally, think that both the drivers were in the wrong. However, this thug acting 17 year old is wrong on a whole new level. I don’t know either of you and probably never will, but atleast wheels is admitting FULL OUT what he did wrong and is standing up like a man. You, little punk ass, are blaming him for your actions. Stand up and accept the fact that you acted like an asshole that night. You reacted to someone else’s bad judgment and made yourself and even bigger asshole. This WHOLE thread has cemented the fact that you aren’t just acting like a douche…YOU ARE A DOUCHE. ![http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee73/thetreehouseguy/douche.jpg](http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee73/thetreehouseguy/douche.jpg) I eat kids like you for breakfast! If no one else on here is going to send this kid’s dad a letter, I will DEFINITELY take care of it. EDIT: IB4TL BITCH!!! . ---
**Author:** ![MatheoPerez](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/matheoperez/32/6681_2.png) [@MatheoPerez](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MatheoPerez)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 7:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/192 "2011-01-20T19:25:52Z")
So basically kids got a lonely S4 somewhere around this neighborhood?.. ![http://tinyurl.com/5w6tsm6](http://tinyurl.com/5w6tsm6) ---
**Author:** ![IOM\_G8\_GT\_888](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/5f8ce5/32.png) [@IOM\_G8\_GT\_888](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/IOM_G8_GT_888)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 7:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/193 "2011-01-20T19:28:54Z")
Is this the first post thread for everyone lately? ---
**Author:** ![Sketchy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sketchy/32/6378_2.png) [@Sketchy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sketchy)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 7:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/194 "2011-01-20T19:29:10Z")
> [@FS:91 notchback (GONE) TRADED](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-91-notchback-gone-traded/38310/47): > > I, personally, think that both the drivers were in the wrong. However, this thug acting 17 year old is wrong on a whole new level. I don’t know either of you and probably never will, but atleast wheels is admitting FULL OUT what he did wrong and is standing up like a man. You, little punk ass, are blaming him for your actions. Stand up and accept the fact that you acted like an asshole that night. You reacted to someone else’s bad judgment and made yourself and even bigger asshole. This WHOLE thread has cemented the fact that you aren’t just acting like a douche…YOU ARE A DOUCHE. > > ![http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee73/thetreehouseguy/douche.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/3/c/3c38613799a87f7f992e1559aba4267b5db5f3b3.jpeg) > I eat kids like you for breakfast! > > If no one else on here is going to send this kid’s dad a letter, I will DEFINITELY take care of it. > > . Nick outta nowhere! ---
**Author:** ![MatheoPerez](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/matheoperez/32/6681_2.png) [@MatheoPerez](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MatheoPerez)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 7:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/195 "2011-01-20T19:30:42Z")
> [@Help me find a Maury episode!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/help-me-find-a-maury-episode/38895/2): > > if anybody touches my fathers car, you will not see the light of day ever again. he is crazy and owns a barrett .50 cal… im just saying… if it was my car, yea do whatever. just save yourself. becuase you really dont know what your getting into. those are my last words. goodbye I’ll touch it. Then I’ll touch him. ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 7:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/196 "2011-01-20T19:30:55Z")
YOU LITTLE COCKSUCKER. ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!?!??! You’re gonna wine like a faggot on here thinking i threatened you and then turn around and say chris hates life because he’s handicapped?!?!? PICKING ON THE HANDICAPPED HOMIE AGAIN?!?!! Motherfucker I hope we meet someday. ---
**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 7:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/197 "2011-01-20T19:33:38Z")
Wayne is on fire. ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 7:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/198 "2011-01-20T19:35:57Z")
double post fail. ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 7:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/199 "2011-01-20T19:36:37Z")
> [@h0twh3els"](#): > > Oh COLIN KAEHLER of 1933 Hexam Rd, Niskayuna NY APT. 1 who drives dDaddy’s, Douglas Kaehlers S4 who lives at the same address with a license plate # of ESE7681, I never thought we would get the chance to meet again!!! So let’s get some stories straight since you seem to be mis-remembering a few details… And I’m not sure whose insurance got dropped, or of anyone convicted of a DWI… I know I didn’t… Lets recount that night should we??? > > You’re driving down Rt. 30 thinking you’re a badass in your Daddy’s S4 with 2 of your buddies, one who was drunk and under the age… After repeated brake checks, I bumped you. You then, pulled forward… And proceeded to get out of your car, with your 2 buddies 1 of which had a bat. Being that I was alone, I drove by you while one of your tool friends kicked my vehicle and threw the bat at my vehicle. After you decided to chase me, I figured you were going to follow me home and attempt to assualt me. I then, stopped my vehicle in the road, and attemped to disable your vehicle by backing into it and then called the police to come catch up to us. > > FYI, how’s the car anyways… The cops had agood laugh at your expense since it was pissing antifreeze everywhere… You can thank your buddy for kicking my van, he wiped the salt off for me, that’s right… Not a scratch on my vehicle. > > Considering I already followed up with the police in regards to a possible assulat on myself by you and your friends, I will also notify them that your father has a high powered rifle and that I may still be in danger, I’ll allow them to follow up with you. > > Welcome to our car community where you will find a lot of people who don’t tolerate the BULLSHIT you STARTED that night. When you grow up and your balls drop, even own your own car… Feel free to come up and re-introduce yourself to me at a number of car shows or at the lot. I’d like to see you pull any of those antics to face, ever again. > > Apologize to your Dad for me, as f you weren’t a douchebag HIS CAR wouldn’t have ever been in an accident. > > With Love, > > Chris Can we get this shit on /b/ please?!?!?!?! ---
**Author:** ![DUKE\_LADUKE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duke_laduke/32/6317_2.png) [@DUKE\_LADUKE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DUKE_LADUKE)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 7:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/200 "2011-01-20T19:46:00Z")
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