# new from schenectady

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [January 19, 2011, 11:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525 "2011-01-19T23:29:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/amd_is_the_best/32/6342_2.png) [@AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AMD_IS_THE_BEST)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 3:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/261 "2011-01-21T03:58:24Z")

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> [@My Turbo E30 thread, ABORTED. info on page 7, post 170.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-turbo-e30-thread-aborted-info-on-page-7-post-170/38701/88):
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> cool story bro but i dont think you know how the laws of physics work on rounded objects like wheels do you?

A vehicle is NOT round any way you put it. Yes, the wheels are round…and that means nothing.

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**Author:** ![LawlWheelDrive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ba9def/32.png) [@LawlWheelDrive](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LawlWheelDrive)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 4:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/262 "2011-01-21T04:03:27Z")

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> [@FS: Apple TV, Barely Used](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-apple-tv-barely-used/38832/4):
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> A vehicle is NOT round any way you put it. Yes, the wheels are round…and that means nothing.

cool story bro the wheels are round and sit on the ground  
when things leave the ground thats when things tip  
try and figure the rest out

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**Author:** ![LawlWheelDrive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ba9def/32.png) [@LawlWheelDrive](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LawlWheelDrive)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 4:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/263 "2011-01-21T04:08:29Z")

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> [@My Turbo E30 thread, ABORTED. info on page 7, post 170.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-turbo-e30-thread-aborted-info-on-page-7-post-170/38701/86):
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> WHOA! Shit is changing now, you intentionally brake checked my best friend in an effort to see if his 5000lb HANDICAP ACCESSIBLE VAN was able to stop as well as your large rotor 4 wheel disc equipped Audi. Let’s get something straight, you for one are SUPER lucky that I missed Chris’ phone call that night on his way to Amsterdam… the whole thing would have went down a little different. I would have got out of the car and single handedly folded each and every one of your clownshoe friends. No joke.
> 
> Fear not, faggot! We can fix this, It’s a 12 step program.
> 
> Step 1: Admit you are an asshole.  
> Step 2: Punch yourself in the face.  
> Step 3: Admit you had a lot to do with the accident.  
> Step 4: Punch yourself in the face.  
> Step 5: Admit you and your friends are massive pussies (it’s true, you needed a bat for a guy in a wheelchair)  
> Step 6: Punch yourself in the face.  
> Step 7: Admit that it’s very juvenile to brake check someone.  
> Step 8: Punch yourself in the face.  
> Step 9: Admit that the baseball bat is really a sodomy device that you and your “friends” use when drunk.  
> Step 10: Punch yourself in the face.  
> Step 11: Kill yourself.  
> Step 12: Well, if you did step 11 we don’t need anything else.
> 
> You might also want to try keeping your story straight, you just piss everyone off an lose your already crushed credibility. I don’t even know what else to say to you… you should just bow out now and keep what little dignity you have. You are now hated by everyone in the automotive community, take up another hobby like knitting sweaters for you and all your faggot friends.
> 
> Punk bitch.

woh cool story there bro  
the handicapped ass hat was the one who caused the accident by following OP so closly if it wasnt OP who he hit and someone who actually had to slam on their brakes would it have been the person who replaced OP?

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**Author:** ![AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/amd_is_the_best/32/6342_2.png) [@AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AMD_IS_THE_BEST)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 4:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/264 "2011-01-21T04:24:39Z")

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> [@Help me find a Maury episode!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/help-me-find-a-maury-episode/38895/7):
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> cool story bro the wheels are round and sit on the ground  
> when things leave the ground thats when things tip  
> try and figure the rest out

Cool story bro

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**Author:** ![LawlWheelDrive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ba9def/32.png) [@LawlWheelDrive](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LawlWheelDrive)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 4:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/265 "2011-01-21T04:29:58Z")

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> [@Jumped head first into the deep end at the JDM kiddie pool.....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jumped-head-first-into-the-deep-end-at-the-jdm-kiddie-pool/38822/77):
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> Cool story bro

super cool story you got there brah

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 4:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/266 "2011-01-21T04:31:52Z")

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> [@thoughts? 300c hemi awd?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thoughts-300c-hemi-awd/38888/29):
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> 1. I am not friends with either of these people.
> 
> 2. I am not butthurt as it does not involve my friends, nor I.
> 
> 3. I did not contribute to any part of this nonsense, other then welcoming the OP before the truth came out that he does not even own said car.
> 
> Yet we still have you, the hero here…why?

> [@Can you vote for my friend please](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-vote-for-my-friend-please/38924/3):
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> ignore this kid  
> he thinks manual explorers are more magicly prone to tipping than automatic explorers

> [@WTB: 02-04 RSX type S](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-02-04-rsx-type-s/38928/2):
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> IF you were to get technical, the auto would be less prone to flipping because the extra wight of the automatic transmission. Would be a very slight difference though.

> [@FS: 2002 RSX SSM 5spd](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-2002-rsx-ssm-5spd/36465/28):
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> I think it’s evident by our posts who’s the child here.
> 
> On the subject, many people now know Colin Kaehler for the immature child he is. I think it would interesting for this thread to continue to see if he can manage to back-pedal and apologise enough to stop a large portion of the internet thinking he’s a wigga who hates people with disabilities.  
> I’d make it quick if i were him, because /b/ is known to go after the actual person last. They start with the close family members first, such as the parents or siblings.

> [@FS: 2000 Civic Si SOLD!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-2000-civic-si-sold/38935/7):
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> Wow, more children…

> [@FS: '91 Integra LS, 95 integra 4 door (se?)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-91-integra-ls-95-integra-4-door-se/38937/2):
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> because the weight difference between the two is enough to cause tipping amirite?  
> if you are at the point of tipping in an SUV then its going to tip regardless of the kind of transmission you have  
> nice try though

> [@FS: Apple Powerbook G4 1.67GHz 15.2" 1.5GB RAM 80GB HDD](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-apple-powerbook-g4-1-67ghz-15-2-1-5gb-ram-80gb-hdd/38833/4):
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> hey guize. what’s going on in here

> [@Dunno if this is a repost...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dunno-if-this-is-a-repost/38923/3):
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> TL;DR  
> I HATE THIS PERSON FROM THE INTERBUTTS! LETS SHOW UP TO HIS HOUSE AND SHOW HIM HOW HARD WE ARE GUIZ

> [@FS: Apple Macbook Pro 2.0ghz 15" laptop](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-apple-macbook-pro-2-0ghz-15-laptop/38630/11):
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> The more weight something has the harder it is to tip. End of story, idiot. Go back to high school.
> 
> And another…

> [@FS: Palm 700w for Verizon](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-palm-700w-for-verizon/38834/5):
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> wow super cool story brah  
> the way it should have played out the second his bumper touched should have gone like this
> 
> \>take out cell phone  
> \>call police  
> \>see guy gets bat out  
> \>tell police he has a bat  
> \>drive off while on phone with police telling them you fear for your life
> 
> not “HHHUUURRRR IMA RAM HIM TO DISABLE HIS CAR”

> [@My Turbo E30 thread, ABORTED. info on page 7, post 170.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-turbo-e30-thread-aborted-info-on-page-7-post-170/38701/88):
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> cool story bro but i dont think you know how the laws of physics work on rounded objects like wheels do you?

> [@FS: Apple TV, Barely Used](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-apple-tv-barely-used/38832/4):
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> A vehicle is NOT round any way you put it. Yes, the wheels are round…and that means nothing.

> [@Help me find a Maury episode!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/help-me-find-a-maury-episode/38895/7):
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> cool story bro the wheels are round and sit on the ground  
> when things leave the ground thats when things tip  
> try and figure the rest out

> [@How to secure our borders?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-secure-our-borders/38939/4):
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> woh cool story there bro  
> the handicapped ass hat was the one who caused the accident by following OP so closly if it wasnt OP who he hit and someone who actually had to slam on their brakes would it have been the person who replaced OP?

> [@Jumped head first into the deep end at the JDM kiddie pool.....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jumped-head-first-into-the-deep-end-at-the-jdm-kiddie-pool/38822/77):
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> Cool story bro

Cool story bro.

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**Author:** ![LawlWheelDrive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ba9def/32.png) [@LawlWheelDrive](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LawlWheelDrive)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 4:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/267 "2011-01-21T04:33:49Z")

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> [@FS: Yamaha Grizzly 660](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-yamaha-grizzly-660/25820/9):
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> Cool story bro.

woh bro your story is fucking cool  
not super cool  
just cool

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**Author:** ![AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/amd_is_the_best/32/6342_2.png) [@AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AMD_IS_THE_BEST)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 4:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/268 "2011-01-21T04:34:30Z")

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> [@LawlWheelDrive"](#):
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> super cool story you got there brah

Please explain physics to me. Could you?

> [@FS: Yamaha Grizzly 660](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-yamaha-grizzly-660/25820/9):
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> Cool story bro.

I’d be bro’s (two people).

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**Author:** ![LawlWheelDrive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ba9def/32.png) [@LawlWheelDrive](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LawlWheelDrive)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 4:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/269 "2011-01-21T04:36:29Z")

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> [@FS: Everything Laying Around My House CHEAP!!!!\[Gameroom/Home/Auto\] \*\*56k upgrade now](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-everything-laying-around-my-house-cheap-gameroom-home-auto-56k-upgrade-now/34434/54):
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> Please explain physics to me. Could you?
> 
> I’d be bro’s (two people).

cool story bro im not your highschools physics teacher if you want to kn ow ask him when you get to school tomorrow

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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 4:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/270 "2011-01-21T04:37:54Z")

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Coming to this site to register and post your biased opinions because your friend is in some deep shit isn’t going to make a difference at this point

Hid yo kids hide yo wife and hide yo audi

Nigas is rapin everybody

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**Author:** ![LawlWheelDrive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ba9def/32.png) [@LawlWheelDrive](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LawlWheelDrive)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 4:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/271 "2011-01-21T04:40:58Z")

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> [@Newman has nothing on this](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newman-has-nothing-on-this/38934/5):
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> Coming to this site to register and post your biased opinions because your friend is in some deep shit isn’t going to make a difference at this point
> 
> Hid yo kids hide yo wife and hide yo audi
> 
> Nigas is rapin everybody

fun fact  
did you know the “dey rapin erebody” guy is a flamboyent homosexual?  
i live in washington  
your an admin,IP search me i live nowhere near OP or the dumbfuck internet tough guys nor am i in anyways voicing an opinion or would i be friends with any of the cum guzzling guttersluts who posted in this thread  
come at me brah

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**Author:** ![AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/amd_is_the_best/32/6342_2.png) [@AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AMD_IS_THE_BEST)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 4:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/272 "2011-01-21T04:44:03Z")

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> [@FS: 2006 Acura RSX Type S Seats](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-2006-acura-rsx-type-s-seats/38920/6):
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> cool story bro im not your highschools physics teacher if you want to kn ow ask him when you get to school tomorrow

I \<3 Ford explorer

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 4:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/273 "2011-01-21T04:45:22Z")

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> [@Newman has nothing on this](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newman-has-nothing-on-this/38934/5):
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> Coming to this site to register and post your biased opinions because your friend is in some deep shit isn’t going to make a difference at this point
> 
> Hid yo kids hide yo wife and hide yo audi
> 
> Nigas is rapin everybody

Implying we know the kid and we’re not actually bored people from the asshole of internet

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**Author:** ![LawlWheelDrive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ba9def/32.png) [@LawlWheelDrive](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LawlWheelDrive)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 4:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/274 "2011-01-21T04:46:02Z")

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> [@FS: 2000 Civic Si SOLD!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-2000-civic-si-sold/38935/9):
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> I \<3 Ford explorer

i \<3 exploders too if you can get past their automatic trannys they are comfortable and have epic 4x4 that go anywhere and arnt afraid to anything

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**Author:** ![AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/amd_is_the_best/32/6342_2.png) [@AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AMD_IS_THE_BEST)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 4:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/275 "2011-01-21T04:47:51Z")

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> [@LawlWheelDrive"](#):
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> i \<3 exploders too if you can get past their automatic trannys they are comfortable and have epic 4x4 that go anywhere and arnt afraid to anything

What’s an epic 4x4? What years have that option? Vehicles have feelings, like fear?

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**Author:** ![LawlWheelDrive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ba9def/32.png) [@LawlWheelDrive](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LawlWheelDrive)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 4:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/276 "2011-01-21T04:49:19Z")

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> [@The Rebirth of an MK3 Supra](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-rebirth-of-an-mk3-supra/38930/11):
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> What’s an epic 4x4? What years have that option? Vehicles have feelings, like fear?

1992s came with the option of epic 4x4  
just google it or ask any true mechanic i fucking dare you

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**Author:** ![AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/amd_is_the_best/32/6342_2.png) [@AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AMD_IS_THE_BEST)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 4:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/277 "2011-01-21T04:50:58Z")

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> [@Good camera deal](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-camera-deal/38921/13):
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> 1992s came with the option of epic 4x4  
> just google it or ask any true mechanic i fucking dare you

Pathfinders are far superior.

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**Author:** ![LawlWheelDrive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ba9def/32.png) [@LawlWheelDrive](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LawlWheelDrive)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 4:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/278 "2011-01-21T04:52:32Z")

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> [@Feeler: Any interest in a '72 240z w/42k? NOW W/ PICS](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/feeler-any-interest-in-a-72-240z-w-42k-now-w-pics/35875/30):
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> Pathfinders are far superior.

pathfinders are for middle aged woman and people who dont like interior cabin space  
if your one of those two people then yeah pathfinder is superior

edit: also nissan pathfinders 4x4 couldnt 4x4 its self out of a wet paper towel

edited edit:super cool story bro

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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 4:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/279 "2011-01-21T04:52:49Z")

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Spelling errors thanks in part to my htc bs android keyboard

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**Author:** ![LawlWheelDrive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ba9def/32.png) [@LawlWheelDrive](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LawlWheelDrive)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 4:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/280 "2011-01-21T04:54:53Z")

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> [@Singh"](#):
>
> Spelling errors thanks in part to my htc bs android keyboard

we dont care if you spell things wrong its the internet

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