# new from schenectady

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [January 19, 2011, 11:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525 "2011-01-19T23:29:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 21

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**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/401 "2011-01-21T10:40:30Z")

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> [@Buffalo Bills 2007 Season Discussion](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buffalo-bills-2007-season-discussion/35063/592):
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Jeez, poor kid is on his way to becoming a meme

Love it :rofl

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**Author:** ![Yo\_Rita](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yo_rita/32/6450_2.png) [@Yo\_Rita](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yo_Rita)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 10:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/402 "2011-01-21T10:41:19Z")

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> [@\*\*\*\*\*Official: Mighty Meet Thread\*\*\*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-mighty-meet-thread/10918/2768):
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> implying i’m a troll
> 
> you make us real automotive enthusiasts looks bad. you, the cripple kid, OP.

No implying, when you just happen to show up after this thread spreads onto 4chan and this is the only thread you post in. :facepalm

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**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/403 "2011-01-21T10:43:52Z")

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This 4chan faggotry makes my fucking head hurt.

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**Author:** ![Mafdark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mafdark/32/6322_2.png) [@Mafdark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mafdark)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 10:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/404 "2011-01-21T10:51:20Z")

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> [@Anyone into paintball?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-into-paintball/38842/36):
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> if any of you other members dont belive me and want to see proof, i will upload the police report, photographs of the damage and if you really dont believe me, i’ll call his insurace and have them send me the recording of him admitting it.

any of this ever show up?

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**Author:** ![planimal1234](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/858c86/32.png) [@planimal1234](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/planimal1234)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 10:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/405 "2011-01-21T10:51:49Z")

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> [@If Cheektowaga had gangs...........](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-cheektowaga-had-gangs/38952/5):
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> This 4chan faggotry makes my fucking head hurt.

wonderful contribution to the conversation. are you always this eloquent, or did you have to plan this retort out? faggot

get out of my area code

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**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 10:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/406 "2011-01-21T10:53:01Z")

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> [@planimal1234"](#):
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> wonderful contribution to the conversation. are you always this eloquent, or did you have to plan this retort out? faggot

I lol’d :rofl :rofl :rofl

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**Author:** ![AUDI\_JAY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/898d66/32.png) [@AUDI\_JAY](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AUDI_JAY)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 10:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/407 "2011-01-21T10:54:36Z")

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> [@planimal1234"](#):
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> wonderful contribution to the conversation. are you always this eloquent, or did you have to plan this retort out? faggot
> 
> get out of my area code

no he is always this charming. I am guessing you were raised by rabid badgers seeing how well you carry yourself. Basicly your showing that trailerparks shouldn’t have internet access. :tongue

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**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/408 "2011-01-21T10:56:09Z")

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**HAS ANYONE NOTIFIED THIS MANS FATHER?**

IF NOT I WILL SEND THIS VIA THE UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE TODAY

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**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/409 "2011-01-21T10:57:02Z")

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not that i know of Shady!!

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**Author:** ![planimal1234](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/858c86/32.png) [@planimal1234](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/planimal1234)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/410 "2011-01-21T10:58:55Z")

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> [@What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW \*Pics on page 2\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-difference-between-a-porcupine-and-a-bmw-pics-on-page-2/38954/4):
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> no he is always this charming. I am guessing you were raised by rabid badgers seeing how well you carry yourself. Basicly your showing that trailerparks shouldn’t have internet access. :tongue

at least my trailer park sisterfucking redneck internet access knows the difference between “your” and “you’re”

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**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/411 "2011-01-21T10:59:57Z")

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this is srs. please everyone spell correctly from here on out. kthxbye.

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**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/412 "2011-01-21T11:02:18Z")

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Alright this is going to be a PITA…

BRB QUICK I WILL BE BACK WITH PICS OF PROOF OF SAID MAiLINGS

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**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 11:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/413 "2011-01-21T11:03:49Z")

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bahahahhahaha

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**Author:** ![AUDI\_JAY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/898d66/32.png) [@AUDI\_JAY](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AUDI_JAY)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/414 "2011-01-21T11:04:18Z")

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> [@Buffalo Bills 2007 Season Discussion](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buffalo-bills-2007-season-discussion/35063/611):
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> at least my trailer park sisterfucking redneck internet access knows the difference between “your” and “you’re”

lol at least you admited to being a sister fucker

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**Author:** ![Yo\_Rita](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yo_rita/32/6450_2.png) [@Yo\_Rita](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yo_Rita)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/415 "2011-01-21T11:05:07Z")

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> [@car](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car/38693/30):
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> lol at least you admited to being a sister fucker

🤣rofl

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**Author:** ![xreaction](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xreaction/32/6409_2.png) [@xreaction](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/xreaction)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/416 "2011-01-21T11:06:05Z")

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guise you don’t want rapeanimal1234 rilled up, hes the grammarz polize and WILL throw you outta 518 area code!

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 11:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/417 "2011-01-21T11:07:39Z")

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ANON ISN’T ANON ANYMORE.

“I just moved to albany herp derp I’m a faggot”

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**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 11:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/418 "2011-01-21T11:08:08Z")

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> [@FS/ FT: Vzw Motorola Q](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-ft-vzw-motorola-q/38875/9):
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> dude im 17, yea its my dads car

> [@red srt 4](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/red-srt-4/38874/16):
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> Thanks you saved me the work and dug your hole a little deeper so I didnt have to. Exactly my point you fucking kid. You have been driving for maybe 2 years, and think your king shit on the road. We don’t take kindly to your kind around here boy.

> [@Help me find a Maury episode!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/help-me-find-a-maury-episode/38895/2):
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> if anybody touches my fathers car, you will not see the light of day ever again. he is crazy and owns a barrett .50 cal… im just saying… if it was my car, yea do whatever. just save yourself. becuase you really dont know what your getting into. those are my last words. goodbye

> [@UGH, i gotta get a CSL intake...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-gotta-get-a-csl-intake/38906/10):
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> yup going straight to the police with that

> [@Which day for roller hockey?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-day-for-roller-hockey/38889/4):
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> you cant go to the police with a statement and a fact.

> [@UGH, i gotta get a CSL intake...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-gotta-get-a-csl-intake/38906/12):
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> Let me give you a fair warning. I grew up with cops, infact one of you had the pleasure of dealing with while at APD. I know judges, DA’s lawyers, inspectors in CPD, DA’s in sch and CPD. I, we here at shift have put kids behind bars, infact i testified less than a month ago and hes locked up for 1-3. Dont believe me look up Anthony Bruschi of your fine town of schenectady. infact you might actually know him your about the same age!!!
> 
> DO NOT FUCK WITH ME.
> 
> In fact you broke a very recent law my friend. look up cyber harassment laws NY. Now go back and look at what you already typed out and we quoted. And before you get slick and put your `17 year old intelligence back to work and try to edit it with a little “.” where that are posted, all edits are logged, and can and HAVE BEEN subpoenaed for use in court.
> 
> :thumbup

> [@h0twh3els"](#):
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> Oh COLIN KAEHLER of 1933 Hexam Rd, Niskayuna NY APT. 1 who drives dDaddy’s, Douglas Kaehlers S4 who lives at the same address with a license plate # of ESE7681, I never thought we would get the chance to meet again!!! So let’s get some stories straight since you seem to be mis-remembering a few details… And I’m not sure whose insurance got dropped, or of anyone convicted of a DWI… I know I didn’t… Lets recount that night should we???
> 
> You’re driving down Rt. 30 thinking you’re a badass in your Daddy’s S4 with 2 of your buddies, one who was drunk and under the age… After repeated brake checks, I bumped you. You then, pulled forward… And proceeded to get out of your car, with your 2 buddies 1 of which had a bat. Being that I was alone, I drove by you while one of your tool friends kicked my vehicle and threw the bat at my vehicle. After you decided to chase me, I figured you were going to follow me home and attempt to assualt me. I then, stopped my vehicle in the road, and attemped to disable your vehicle by backing into it and then called the police to come catch up to us.
> 
> FYI, how’s the car anyways… The cops had agood laugh at your expense since it was pissing antifreeze everywhere… You can thank your buddy for kicking my van, he wiped the salt off for me, that’s right… Not a scratch on my vehicle.
> 
> Considering I already followed up with the police in regards to a possible assulat on myself by you and your friends, I will also notify them that your father has a high powered rifle and that I may still be in danger, I’ll allow them to follow up with you.
> 
> Welcome to our car community where you will find a lot of people who don’t tolerate the BULLSHIT you STARTED that night. When you grow up and your balls drop, even own your own car… Feel free to come up and re-introduce yourself to me at a number of car shows or at the lot. I’d like to see you pull any of those antics to face, ever again.
> 
> Apologize to your Dad for me, as f you weren’t a douchebag HIS CAR wouldn’t have ever been in an accident.
> 
> With Love,
> 
> Chris

> [@Another goodie for the stang....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-goodie-for-the-stang/38585/37):
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> Let me show your PM:
> 
> Now let me respond… I certainly don’t hate my life, but you obviously know me better than I know myself… You refered to the car as yours, but we all know it’s your Dad’s.
> 
> I never avoided anything with GEICO, and I was never threatened with court… Not sure where you’re getting your info from, but I told them exactly what I posted in this thread… Because it’s the truth… And Anyone would be following too closely when they’re continually getting brake checked…
> 
> I never pointed out when you threw the bat, just that you had it in your hand and you did throw it…
> 
> Jeez… If I were you, I would stop now…

> [@FS:Nikon D50 DSLR \*BRAND NEW\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-nikon-d50-dslr-brand-new/38912/2):
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> You can say what you want man, you can twist it whichever way you want… I’ve never denied backing into your vehicle, again I did it to disable you from following me to my home where you and your friends (who already tried to assualt me) would inflict harm upon myself.
> 
> I’m not sorry for your life being effe’d up, I had repurcussions from that night as well… You wanted to act like a big boy that night, act like a big boy now and accept what you’ve done and deal with the consequences.
> 
> Best Wishes,
> 
> Chris

> [@TBSS \> Girl in WRX?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tbss-girl-in-wrx/38690/12):
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> I’m not going to make ammends on anything. There’s no need to. If anything happens to you or your family, it has nothing to do with me. I posted the info so that people here knew exactly who you were. If anything happens to you or your family, it has nothing to do with me as I’m not a violent person and wouldn’t ever want to see someone hurt.
> 
> If you would like to apologize here in front of everyone for your behavior that night and in this thread, I will accept your apology. However, I’m not sorry for that night. You tried to assault me and i drove around you to avoid being injured… And if my intention was to run, I WOULD HAVE NEVER CALLED THE POLICE MYSELF AND TOLD THEM WHERE WE WERE.
> 
> With warm love,
> 
> Chris

> [@60 hp/liter, 30lb engine](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/60-hp-liter-30lb-engine/38897/6):
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> you know what, im done with you. your a grimey piece of shit trying to act “cool” infront of your car buddies. you obviously cannot be a man about this situation and its sad. i really do feel bad for you. and i really wish you werent handicapped

> [@FS:Nikon D50 DSLR \*BRAND NEW\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-nikon-d50-dslr-brand-new/38912/4):
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> No, I’m just showing how you’re back peddling from being a tough guy, to wanting to make ammends…
> 
> Anyone on here who knws me personally, knows I’m a nice guy… No one knows you and you came here, starting it up.
> 
> I only chimed in to set the record straight. As far as I’m concerned, the situation ended that night.
> 
> P.S. By insulting me, it doesn’t make me want to befriend you. I know you’re a testosterone filled 18 yr old, but take a step back, stop pounding your chest act like a young man and we can move on.
> 
> Sincerely,
> 
> Chris “Grimey Piece of Shit” Moran.

> [@Going Fast...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/going-fast/38913/3):
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> lol, im not a gangster. i’ve been studying criminal law & criminal justice at a fine suny school for some time now. i know my laws and limitations

> [@Singh"](#):
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> im waiting for him to get back at me through either facebook or email before i say anything more…
> 
> I want to know who else was in the car and if he lies i really cant help him out
> 
> I wont be deleting the thread because its blown way out of control and its just not possible to do that right now…
> 
> all threats about taking whatever to the police are not valid and will not hold any weight to them so dont bother , we have been through the police thing so many times… no one has anything to report here.
> 
> when i was reading this thread it was hard for me to not stop and post… it angers me that someone would fuck with our dude hotwheels, especially in a scenario like that
> 
> CJ, you need to calm down and be honest at this point these dudes get really rowdy and for a good reason… if i didnt know you myself i’de definitely want to kill you right about now… the story from that night isnt sounding too good and i have a bunch of questions myself.
> 
> everyone else should chill out if you can, I understand you wanna murder the dude but he is in fact a small kid and definitely makes mistakes, im not expecting forgiveness because this situation is so fucked up i dont know what to say until i get more info
> 
> god damn !

> [@F-bod wheelstand HOLY S\*\*T](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-bod-wheelstand-holy-s-t/38936/2):
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> i figured you would find his profile from mine, it is what it is
> 
> i guess CJ was also drinking that night according to another buddy of mine, so if thats the case alot more of this story makes sense…

Quoted so I can print

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 11:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/419 "2011-01-21T11:08:31Z")

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> [@FS. 1990 DSM laser Winter Ready](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1990-dsm-laser-winter-ready/37416/17):
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> Quoted so I can print

i hate you for what you’ve done

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**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 11:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/420 "2011-01-21T11:08:42Z")

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OH FUCK i gotta dfo this a couple times

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