# new from schenectady

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [January 19, 2011, 11:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525 "2011-01-19T23:29:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 39

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**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 1:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/761 "2011-01-22T13:18:28Z")

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> [@PJB"](#):
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> dont forget the shadow puppet hand signals too and the need to spray paint meaningless shit like RETS! on everything in sight.
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> Seriously if I was gonna graffiti everything Id make it make sense, something like \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ is a whore, etc, not gay shit like they do.

I heard John knows a lot about hand puppets.

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 1:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/762 "2011-01-22T13:19:05Z")

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puppetry of the penis?

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 1:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/763 "2011-01-22T13:19:42Z")

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i do my hand raw dog , no puppets needed

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**Author:** ![Eatonualive](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eatonualive/32/6442_2.png) [@Eatonualive](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eatonualive)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/764 "2011-01-22T13:23:26Z")

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i watch the muppets while i jerk it…thats not normal?

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**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/765 "2011-01-22T13:24:04Z")

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> [@FS: 1987 mustang gt body kit](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1987-mustang-gt-body-kit/36406/5):
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> i do my hand raw dog , no puppets needed

That might be the case, but the puppet on your other hand watches. Weirdo.

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/766 "2011-01-22T13:24:32Z")

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he talks to me , tells me what im doing wrong

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/767 "2011-01-22T13:25:21Z")

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> [@FIXED Stripped lug nut\< me.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fixed-stripped-lug-nut-me/39009/27):
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> i watch the muppets while i jerk it…thats not normal?

since most of the Muppets are males Id say its not quite right

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**Author:** ![Eatonualive](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eatonualive/32/6442_2.png) [@Eatonualive](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eatonualive)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/768 "2011-01-22T13:26:55Z")

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dammit

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**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/769 "2011-01-22T13:26:58Z")

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> [@PJB"](#):
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> since most of the Muppets are males Id say its not quite right

PJB don’t be prude.

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/770 "2011-01-22T13:33:27Z")

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Im just not into homo shit like jerking it to male puppets

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**Author:** ![bikerkid9069](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/47e85d/32.png) [@bikerkid9069](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bikerkid9069)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 2:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/771 "2011-01-22T14:26:32Z")

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cj’s theme song

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**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 2:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/772 "2011-01-22T14:41:32Z")

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This thread has been great. SSmokin getting trolled right in the face. New miata buddiez joining, just everything. So good. \<3

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**Author:** ![WolfsFang](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wolfsfang/32/3533_2.png) [@WolfsFang](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/WolfsFang)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 5:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/773 "2011-01-22T17:48:47Z")

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haha joined this forum just cause of this 😃

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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 7:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/774 "2011-01-22T19:55:47Z")

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:rofl puppets wtffff

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**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 11:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/775 "2011-01-22T23:03:10Z")

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> [@I am legend](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-legend/39027/7):
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> haha joined this forum just cause of this 😃

From Jersey? Awesome :rofl

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**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2011, 3:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/776 "2011-01-23T15:11:24Z")

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The best part is, shit like that happens all of the time. New troll members will not be disappointed. :rofl

They should get to know failvis.

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**Author:** ![jdaniels](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdaniels/32/6399_2.png) [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2011, 4:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/777 "2011-01-23T16:46:58Z")

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Clowns were clowned ITT.

Strong work, Shift518.

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**Author:** ![WolfsFang](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wolfsfang/32/3533_2.png) [@WolfsFang](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/WolfsFang)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2011, 8:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/778 "2011-01-23T20:26:55Z")

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> [@Ferrets, where, how much?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ferrets-where-how-much/39010/11):
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> From Jersey? Awesome :rofl

yea haha, north NJ by suffren NY

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**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 7:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/779 "2011-01-24T07:44:06Z")

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OPs dad’s computer room:

![http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2011/01/500x_holyscreens_01.jpg](http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2011/01/500x_holyscreens_01.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Mafdark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mafdark/32/6322_2.png) [@Mafdark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mafdark)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-schenectady/256525/780 "2011-01-24T07:57:38Z")

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lol, love the Deuce in the corner.

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