# new jersey toll booth drama

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-jersey-toll-booth-drama/79766>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [February 26, 2010, 1:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-jersey-toll-booth-drama/79766 "2010-02-26T13:56:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 1:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-jersey-toll-booth-drama/79766/1 "2010-02-26T13:56:41Z")

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pages of LOL

> **[Toll Collectors Gone Wild](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/toll-collectors-gone-wild)**
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> FEBRUARY 22--The overwhelming majority of New Jersey state employees are courteous, hard-working individuals eager to aid the public for whom they work. And then there is the small number of toll coll

oh how I love you NJ.

examples:

 ![http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0222101tolls6.gif](http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0222101tolls6.gif)

 ![http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0222101tolls11a.gif](http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0222101tolls11a.gif)

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**Author:** ![Hass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/51bf81/32.png) [@Hass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hass)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 2:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-jersey-toll-booth-drama/79766/2 "2010-02-26T14:13:48Z")

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lol…  
are their jobs similar to NYS? Like benefits/pay and such?

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**Author:** ![XwalkerX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xwalkerx/32/7598_2.png) [@XwalkerX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/XwalkerX)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 2:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-jersey-toll-booth-drama/79766/3 "2010-02-26T14:19:33Z")

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why is this the mental picture i have of jersey toll collectors

![http://www.thefinalthird.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Jersey-Shore-Cast-MTV.jpg](http://www.thefinalthird.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Jersey-Shore-Cast-MTV.jpg)

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**Author:** ![airhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/airhead/32/7471_2.png) [@airhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/airhead)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 2:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-jersey-toll-booth-drama/79766/4 "2010-02-26T14:24:34Z")

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![http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0222101tolls21.gif](http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0222101tolls21.gif)

🤣

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 2:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-jersey-toll-booth-drama/79766/5 "2010-02-26T14:37:04Z")

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lol… they should make that last one into an official state slogan.

“New Jersey… go fuck yourself”.

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**Author:** ![N\_CTRL](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_ctrl/32/4982_2.png) [@N\_CTRL](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/N_CTRL)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 3:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-jersey-toll-booth-drama/79766/6 "2010-02-26T15:24:09Z")

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> [@XwalkerX](#):
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> why is this the mental picture i have of jersey toll collectors

True… but except for I think one of them they’re not even from Jersey!

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**Author:** ![XwalkerX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xwalkerx/32/7598_2.png) [@XwalkerX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/XwalkerX)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 3:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-jersey-toll-booth-drama/79766/7 "2010-02-26T15:33:40Z")

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true. actually i dont think any of them are actually from jersey. however it was just what first popped in my head while reading them…

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**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 3:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-jersey-toll-booth-drama/79766/8 "2010-02-26T15:41:06Z")

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![http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0222101tolls9.gif](http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0222101tolls9.gif)  
I lost it at boxing mitts for some reason.

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 4:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-jersey-toll-booth-drama/79766/9 "2010-02-26T16:37:45Z")

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![http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0222101tolls2.gif](http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0222101tolls2.gif)

all i can picture is rosie perez with her annoying voice chomping on her gum saying “WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE YOU FUCKIN BITCH!”

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 4:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-jersey-toll-booth-drama/79766/10 "2010-02-26T16:41:03Z")

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hahahaha omg LOL

 ![http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0222101tolls7.gif](http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0222101tolls7.gif)

i love that they specify extra pepperoni!

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 4:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-jersey-toll-booth-drama/79766/11 "2010-02-26T16:55:34Z")

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![http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0222101tolls23.gif](http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0222101tolls23.gif)

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**Author:** ![Beck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/beck/32/28683_2.png) [@Beck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Beck)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 5:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-jersey-toll-booth-drama/79766/12 "2010-02-26T17:06:51Z")

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[http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14107&highlight=87foxgt](http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14107&highlight=87foxgt)

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**Author:** ![Beck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/beck/32/28683_2.png) [@Beck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Beck)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 5:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-jersey-toll-booth-drama/79766/13 "2010-02-26T17:10:50Z")

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PS - working at the Tolls was one of the most rewarding experiences ever. Everyone is so friendly, the other toll collectors are the best role models and nobody steals, cheats the system and they most definitely are not fucking each other.

PSS- Working at the Tolls, I saw more tits in just those 2 years than I have collectively seen any amount of tits in my entire life. I also had the pleasure of seeing on average 3-4 wrinkly unwashed truck driver cocks per month. The sheer number of nude drivers out there and women willing to flash an adult teenager to save $0.15 is outstanding.

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**Author:** ![XwalkerX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xwalkerx/32/7598_2.png) [@XwalkerX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/XwalkerX)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 5:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-jersey-toll-booth-drama/79766/14 "2010-02-26T17:33:55Z")

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> [@Beck](#):
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> PS - working at the Tolls was one of the most rewarding experiences ever. Everyone is so friendly, the other toll collectors are the best role models and nobody steals, cheats the system and they most definitely are not fucking each other.
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> PSS- Working at the Tolls, I saw more tits in just those 2 years than I have collectively seen any amount of tits in my entire life. I also had the pleasure of seeing on average 3-4 wrinkly unwashed truck driver cocks per month. The sheer number of nude drivers out there and women willing to flash an adult teenager to save $0.15 is outstanding.

lol i miss you

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**Author:** ![Tunerfreak](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tunerfreak/32/7427_2.png) [@Tunerfreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tunerfreak)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-jersey-toll-booth-drama/79766/15 "2010-02-26T21:11:48Z")

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lol wow i hope i dont go to jersey anytime soon
