# new one... **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 2, 2011, 11:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-one/256747 "2011-02-02T11:20:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2011, 11:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-one/256747/1 "2011-02-02T11:20:54Z")
[http://www.27bslash6.com/function4sports.html](http://www.27bslash6.com/function4sports.html) :rofl ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2011, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-one/256747/2 "2011-02-02T11:40:52Z")
Oh my god I think I shit my self from laughter ---
**Author:** ![johnnyk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johnnyk/32/6480_2.png) [@johnnyk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/johnnyk)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2011, 11:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-one/256747/3 "2011-02-02T11:44:01Z")
that was quite humorous ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2011, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-one/256747/4 "2011-02-02T12:00:59Z")
god damn that guy is funny ---
**Author:** ![jdaniels](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdaniels/32/6399_2.png) [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2011, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-one/256747/5 "2011-02-02T13:14:39Z")
Impressive as usual. I like the fact that he published it to the newspaper at the end hahahahaha. ---
**Author:** ![Boxersix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxersix/32/6327_2.png) [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2011, 12:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-one/256747/6 "2011-02-03T00:54:18Z")
This. Is. AWESOME 🤣rofl:rofl:rofl ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2011, 2:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-one/256747/7 "2011-02-03T02:44:09Z")
He had me at “perestroika bread lines” :rofl If you guys only knew ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2011, 5:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-one/256747/8 "2011-02-03T05:07:49Z")
Oh man that was his best one yet. I love the fact that the store owner contacted him first, bitching about the ad. LOL ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2011, 6:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-one/256747/9 "2011-02-03T06:41:39Z")
The master. ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2011, 2:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-one/256747/10 "2011-02-03T14:20:32Z")
I would love to read his “reject” stories. ---
**Author:** ![toomanycamaros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@toomanycamaros](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/toomanycamaros)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2011, 4:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-one/256747/11 "2011-02-03T16:32:49Z")
wow thats freaking great. ---
**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2011, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-one/256747/12 "2011-02-03T16:53:04Z")
Those are hillarious. I like the foggot one where he says " dont bother emailing me back" and he replies with “yes you will” and the kid who says he wont read it replies with " no i wont" :rofl :rofl ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-one/256747/13 "2011-02-04T10:18:45Z")
“I assumed ollie was short for oliver, just like Anton is short for an average human” I almost spit out my drink! ---
**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 10:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-one/256747/14 "2011-02-04T10:41:20Z")
:rofl So good. Never disappoints. ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 1:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-one/256747/15 "2011-02-04T13:53:27Z")
great read 🙂 sidenote: i DESPISE snow ---
**Author:** ![McLen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mclen/32/6354_2.png) [@McLen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McLen)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 5:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-one/256747/16 "2011-02-04T17:36:20Z")
Holy balls the line about the Perestroika bread line looking like a few friends having a chat KILLED ME ahahaha