# New Sex Positions **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 27, 2007, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-sex-positions/23682 "2007-01-27T13:39:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-sex-positions/23682/1 "2007-01-27T13:39:15Z")
[http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryId=3471&SectionID=1&spage=1](http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryId=3471&SectionID=1&spage=1) even with pics!!! LOL ---
**Author:** ![87FOXGT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ecd19e/32.png) [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-sex-positions/23682/2 "2007-01-27T13:41:58Z")
Fucking LOL @ The Tony Romo Have your girl leap across the room into your arms and then carelessly let her slip and smash her head on the coffee table. Then pick her up, take a shit all over the floor, and drop her head first onto the carpet while you flail around like a complete pussy. Then go fuck an entire city. ---
**Author:** ![jkucz28](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jkucz28/32/7503_2.png) [@jkucz28](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jkucz28)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 1:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-sex-positions/23682/3 "2007-01-27T13:47:22Z")
I like the slinky ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 1:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-sex-positions/23682/4 "2007-01-27T13:47:31Z")
"The Obstetrician When your wife is pregnant, practice for the big day by dilating her baby maker with your Breisky pelvimeter. If you don’t have a Breisky pelvimeter, you can use your penis. Bonus points if you induce labor or dent the baby’s fontanel." ---
**Author:** ![redrum](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redrum/32/7398_2.png) [@redrum](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/redrum)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-sex-positions/23682/5 "2007-01-27T13:52:23Z")
❤ the phat phree ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 1:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-sex-positions/23682/6 "2007-01-27T13:53:44Z")
The Handsome Pilot While quoting scenes from Top Gun and wearing aviator helmets, pound your wingman from behind. As you climax and your partner screams, “Eject! Eject! Eject!”, jump into the ceiling and snap your neck. poor goose. ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 1:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-sex-positions/23682/7 "2007-01-27T13:54:03Z")
Jesus, I haven’t laughed this hard for a while. I dont even know why ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 2:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-sex-positions/23682/8 "2007-01-27T14:06:26Z")
The Inconsiderate Driver When having sex from behind, you “change lanes” without signaling. 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![bladez](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bladez/32/7237_2.png) [@bladez](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bladez)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 2:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-sex-positions/23682/9 "2007-01-27T14:09:27Z")
HAHAHAHHA excellent ---
**Author:** ![MidgeX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@MidgeX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MidgeX)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 2:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-sex-positions/23682/10 "2007-01-27T14:42:57Z")
lo-fuckin-l at the tony romo bonus points for having he nerve to attend the pro bowl afterwards ---
**Author:** ![JDMR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmr2/32/7587_2.png) [@JDMR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMR2)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 3:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-sex-positions/23682/11 "2007-01-27T15:04:08Z")
lol at the japanese businessman ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 4:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-sex-positions/23682/12 "2007-01-27T16:48:00Z")
is this not the best? The Jon Benet Have your girl dress up like the rotting corpse of a murdered seven-year-old beauty pageant contestant. You wear a sign that reads, “The News Media”. Then fuck her mercilessly into the ground for more than decade. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mr_t/32/7454_2.png) [@Mr\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mr_T)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-sex-positions/23682/13 "2007-01-27T16:53:15Z")
lmao , awesome ---
**Author:** ![Resurrected\_J](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Resurrected\_J](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Resurrected_J)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 7:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-sex-positions/23682/14 "2007-01-27T19:16:10Z")
> [@FuzzyFish](#): > > The Inconsiderate Driver > When having sex from behind, you “change lanes” without signaling. > > 🤣 lmao iwas gonna post this one too ---
**Author:** ![Fetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fetter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fetter)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 7:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-sex-positions/23682/15 "2007-01-27T19:25:18Z")
Ride The Bull When you are pounding a chick in the ass, reach around and grab onto her titties and yell “I HAVE AIDS!”, then try and stay on as long as you can. ---
**Author:** ![HYPEville](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hypeville/32/7226_2.png) [@HYPEville](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HYPEville)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 8:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-sex-positions/23682/16 "2007-01-27T20:00:41Z")
lololol. The Jiffy Lube Take three hours to do a 20 minute job, recommend thousands of dollars of work be done to your partner, and then spend about 15 minutes fucking with a computer trying to type in address information. ---
**Author:** ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2007, 9:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-sex-positions/23682/17 "2007-01-28T09:09:06Z")
> [@Fetter](#): > > Ride The Bull > When you are pounding a chick in the ass, reach around and grab onto her titties and yell “I HAVE AIDS!”, then try and stay on as long as you can. ROFLMAO ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2007, 9:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-sex-positions/23682/18 "2007-01-28T09:11:32Z")
The Slinky ftw. and dammit if i only saw the figurehead a couple weeks ago on the cruise. ---
**Author:** ![StrokedZ28](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/strokedz28/32/7592_2.png) [@StrokedZ28](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/StrokedZ28)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2007, 9:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-sex-positions/23682/19 "2007-01-28T09:24:24Z")
Anyone else see the predator one. ---
**Author:** ![kingsario](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kingsario/32/7572_2.png) [@kingsario](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kingsario)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2007, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-sex-positions/23682/20 "2007-01-28T10:31:24Z")
great find now I’ll be a even better lover. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-sex-positions/23682.md?page=2)