# new terrorist threat **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 9, 2008, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-terrorist-threat/198457 "2008-07-09T12:00:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![traydogg6969](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/traydogg6969/32/5999_2.png) [@traydogg6969](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/traydogg6969)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-terrorist-threat/198457/1 "2008-07-09T12:00:56Z")
This Is HUGE!!! I don’t usually pass on political advice or information; however we had all better wake up and start paying attention! This morning, in Pakistan, the Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammad Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America’s supply of convenience store managers. And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell Computer customer service reps, Motel 6 managers, and liquor store cashiers. Who knew it would come to this? It’s getting ugly. ---
**Author:** ![T34418L31](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e56c9b/32.png) [@T34418L31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/T34418L31)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-terrorist-threat/198457/2 "2008-07-09T13:40:03Z")
I lol’ed. ---
**Author:** ![Jeff95TA](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeff95ta/32/5935_2.png) [@Jeff95TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TA)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 1:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-terrorist-threat/198457/3 "2008-07-09T13:48:10Z")
> [@Results from NYI 10/14](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/results-from-nyi-10-14/36975/62): > > I lol’ed. I wmaotinol’ed. (Was Mildy Amused On The Inside, Not Out Loud) ---
**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 2:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-terrorist-threat/198457/4 "2008-07-09T14:19:51Z")
jeff always has the one-liners 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 2:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-terrorist-threat/198457/5 "2008-07-09T14:34:28Z")
this thread blows donkey cock. ---
**Author:** ![SmokinDiesel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/57b2e6/32.png) [@SmokinDiesel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SmokinDiesel)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 6:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-terrorist-threat/198457/6 "2008-07-09T18:19:58Z")
_crickets_ ---
**Author:** ![beat90tsi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/43a26b/32.png) [@beat90tsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/beat90tsi)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 8:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-terrorist-threat/198457/7 "2008-07-09T20:30:38Z")
> [@Would you eat this?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-eat-this/37080/14): > > this thread blows donkey cock. You would know… ---
**Author:** ![sinim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/54ee81/32.png) [@sinim](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sinim)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 5:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-terrorist-threat/198457/8 "2008-07-10T05:30:36Z")
oh come on…it was funny enough. It would probably make good standup material. Unless that’s where it came from. ---
**Author:** ![imported\_gearhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_gearhead/32/5957_2.png) [@imported\_gearhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_gearhead)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 6:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-terrorist-threat/198457/9 "2008-07-10T06:20:52Z")
So does that mean i’ll actually be able to go in and just pay for gas instead of waiting for butler crack whores and there 8709 kids buying bread, motor oil and rockstar??? ---
**Author:** ![dyingwish](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dyingwish/32/6041_2.png) [@dyingwish](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dyingwish)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 6:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-terrorist-threat/198457/10 "2008-07-10T06:25:11Z")
> [@Haiku Insult Journal](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/57): > > So does that mean i’ll actually be able to go in and just pay for gas instead of waiting for butler crack whores and there 8709 kids buying bread, motor oil and rockstar??? Possibly, but wading through thugs hanging out in the parking lot will be unaffected. ---
**Author:** ![imported\_gearhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_gearhead/32/5957_2.png) [@imported\_gearhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_gearhead)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 7:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-terrorist-threat/198457/11 "2008-07-10T07:14:22Z")
im holding the slush puppy machine hostage ---
**Author:** ![Dave\_dgn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/94ad74/32.png) [@Dave\_dgn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dave_dgn)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 2:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-terrorist-threat/198457/12 "2008-07-14T14:14:23Z")
You mean we’ll have jobs in America, being performed by Americans, that provide service to other Americans? Bring it on! Also, lul’d!